Complete works of funny sketches

People: student A, student B, invigilator.

In front of the classroom, Party A and Party B walk and talk. Party B is carrying a schoolbag, while Party A is empty-handed, with only a pen in his coat pocket. )

B (angrily): ... I heard that this invigilator is one of the four famous arrests in our hospital. what can I do?

Don't worry, man. I have an idea.

What's your clever plan?

A (triumphantly reaching for the phone): Use this! I have a buddy in the Information College. The first two classes have just finished taking the computer exam, and the papers are the same as ours.

This time I took the multiple-choice test of 100. I've already told him three short messages and it's done.

B (disappointed): Did you get an answer to the text message? What's the big deal? Although your mobile phone is set to vibrate, it is easy to be found by the teacher, who is very sensitive to these.

A: No, it isn't.

I simply don't adjust the vibration, let it short message rang.

(Text message "beep", see a) Ha, my buddy has gone back to the dormitory now, and he is going to look through the books to find the answer.

Really? ! Wouldn't it be more blatant to let the phone ring?

A: You don't understand this. This is called rebirth after death.

Mountain people have their own coup, just wait for the answer to come automatically.

(The bell rings, B is anxious, A leisurely walks to his seat and sits down. )

Are you still sitting in the front row?

A: It is called the most dangerous place and the safest place.

You don't understand.

(The teacher is holding a stack of test papers)

Teacher (clearing his throat): Students, today's computer basic exam will be invigilated by me.

I hope everyone will cooperate.

Two test papers and an answer sheet.

Total questions 100, all multiple-choice questions.

Please check it.

Write down the professional name and student number after writing.

(After handing out the paper, I go to the front) Although it is a cliche, I would like to emphasize the discipline in the examination room here.

Don't do what you know you can't do.

I have been a teacher for so many years, and there are countless students invigilating. I know exactly what tricks those restless students have.

If I find out who has made small moves, I will know the consequences myself.

That's all I said.

(looking at his watch) OK, now let's start answering questions.

The time is two hours.

Everyone bowed their heads and began to answer questions.

B scratched his head by the question, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)

The teacher is on patrol. Later, he solemnly held up the sign, which read "fifteen minutes later" for the audience to see.

Put it down.

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(Suddenly there is music)

Teacher (serious): Which classmate brought his mobile phone into the examination room? ! Hand over your mobile phone or turn it off! ..... Oh, it's mine. My carelessness affected my classmates. I'm sorry

(Turn off the phone quickly)

(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign "Half an hour later")

("Tick-tock" SMS)

Teacher: Who? ! (detect forward)

A (hands up): Me, teacher.

I'm terribly sorry, my watch is broken. In order to control the time, I brought an alarm clock, which may not be turned off properly.

(takes out a huge alarm clock from the table)

Teacher (cold sweat): So big? ! All right, all right, turn it off.

A: OK.

(Sitting down and snickering at B)

(After the teacher's patrol, A openly took out his mobile phone and copied the answer.

B probe copy)

(When the teacher turns around, Party A and Party B immediately resume the problem-solving state, and the teacher continues to copy.

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(The teacher shows the sign "Half an hour later")

(The beep rang again, and the teacher rushed forward)

A (stands up): Sorry, sir. I think there may be something wrong with my alarm clock.

Teacher: How did this happen?

Well, to reassure you, I'll take the battery off.

(Take out the battery and throw it away)

(The teacher nods and continues to patrol. Party A and Party B copied the answers. )

(The teacher shows the sign "One hour later")

(The "beep" sounds again)

Teacher (angrily facing Jia): What do you think is going on? ! Does the alarm clock ring when the battery is removed? !

A (excitedly): Stop it, teacher. I'm tired of it, too (Handing the alarm clock) It's amazing. It will ring when there is no electricity.

Just take my broken alarm clock and let everyone rest assured.

I am deeply sorry for disturbing the order of the examination room.

Teacher (accepting the alarm clock): OK.

Don't worry. Do the problem well.

(Turn around and walk)

(A signals victory to B, and both of them copy the answers)

(When the teacher showed "one and a half hours later", Party A and Party B dropped their pens and breathed a sigh of relief. Party B made an OK gesture to Party A. ..

Two people smile at one another)

A (I just stood up and handed in my papers, and suddenly my cell phone rang again): No way. ! (at a loss)

Teacher (angry): This classmate, I always think you have a problem.

Now you have nothing to say? !

A (turning to other students very excitedly): Say it! Please, who brings an alarm clock to the exam like me? It hasn't been turned off yet, which seriously affects the order of the exam! Do not cooperate with the teacher's invigilation, be worthy of the teacher, the school, the parents who have worked hard to train you, and your society? ! (b opens his hand innocently and shakes his head)

Teacher: Er ... Don't get too excited, this classmate. The exam is not over yet.

A: I'm sorry, sir. I was a little rude.

I have finished writing my thesis.

(Party A and Party B handed the papers to the teacher one after another and left their seats.

A is serious, and B can't help it.)

B (after going out): Wow! It's amazing that you can come up with such a wonderful idea. You must have no problem in this exam, hahaha!

A (smug): Small case!

B: Oh, yes, I have already sent the answers to the first three short messages. Why is there a fourth message? I broke out in a cold sweat for you.

Oh, yes. Scared me. Fortunately, I am resourceful.

Did you see what that message said?

A (takes out his mobile phone): What else, not the kind of "your mobile phone number won the lottery!" The deceptive advertisement is family doctor information.

(Party A and Party B watch mobile phones together)

A (word for word): All the answers I just sent you are wrong. That was the answer to last year's exam.

A: What? !

(End)