August 15 funny jokes

1. If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

2. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3. Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I watch my writing homework in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

My mother asked me why I haven't been to Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

It's really hard to get in touch with you. I can't leave my house. I didn't learn to surf the Internet before I learned to be invisible. I can only send a short message to tell you that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, so eat more moon cakes!

6. Sorry, teacher, I won't do my homework during the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, because I am allergic to homework.

7. Today, let the Mid-Autumn Moon testify, and let the footsteps of history testify. Today, let the harmonious development testify and the economic rise testify. The 9.6 million square kilometers dragon has taken off, and China's brilliant dream of 5,000 years has come true. Tomorrow, let's unite as one and work together, and let the torch of peaceful development illuminate the brilliant future of the Chinese nation!

8. Little fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother fish is annoyed: what to eat, isn't your sister's lesson great? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here! Every handsome guy and beautiful woman who has a certain position in my heart will send a message worth 1 dime! Congratulations! I will invite you to a five-star hotel tomorrow! Watch people eat! Please bring your own napkin to avoid drooling and getting wet! I wish you all a good time! Happy flow!

10, my colleague received a Valentine's Day gift today, a moon cake, and each moon cake was filled with roses! There is also a greeting card: "put on the ring in the rose and I will wait for you at the civil affairs bureau." Are you moved? Embarrassed, our whole office is now trying to munch on moon cakes and rings. Which rose are you in?

1 1. A few days ago, the office distributed moon cakes. The new colleague immediately opened the mooncake box and picked out the Wuren mooncakes one by one. Then ... then ... pick up scissors and poke the moon cake! I've never seen anything like it together! How cruel! Looks like I got revenge for killing my father! I asked him why he did it! He said: Wuren moon cakes are too bad to live in the world. He wants to destroy them ... when I talk to him, I tremble with fear.