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What men should know is to comfort their girlfriends.
2. If your woman points out your shortcomings, please don't always think about her nagging, because she won't talk about you if she doesn't care;
If your woman is angry with you and ignores you, don't imitate her. It's time to test you. When did the thick-skinned spirit stop developing at this time?
If your woman doesn't listen to you, turn around and leave, you must catch up with her. If you really still love her, how can you let her rest assured?
5. If your woman says you are leaving, I don't want to talk to you. Don't believe that a woman is the most duplicitous. In fact, that's when she needs you most.
6. If your woman is angry and says that she is in a bad mood and doesn't want to eat, don't ask her what she wants to eat. She must say nothing and buy what she likes best in your memory (preferably packaged so that she won't get cold when she is in a good mood), but don't threaten her with not eating herself;
7. If your woman speaks ill of you, please keep silent for three seconds, then hug her shoulder and say with a smile: Wife, your voice is really cute!
8, cherish your women, don't think their bad ideas are very complicated, what women want is always the simplest!
9. When she is busy, she is not necessarily full, maybe it is just because she is lonely, so if you fall in love with her, don't be afraid to disturb her;
10, when she quarrels with you, it's not necessarily that something is really wrong, but that she wants to be spoiled and hasn't found the right way, mistakenly thinking that you will notice her;
1 1. Don't give her time to calm down after the quarrel. In fact, she doesn't need to calm down at all. She needs you to talk to her to coax her.
12, when she wants to cry, don't ask the reason first, but give her a shoulder to lean on at any time and in any state;
13, she likes to break up when she doesn't know what to do. Most of them are shrinking, although she often lets herself go down the stairs;
14, she nags you all day because she still loves you and is willing to share it with you. The way women don't love is silence;
15, the reason why she became a yellow-faced woman is often because of depression, which must be related to your love, so it can be changed;
16, when she dreams of some unrealistic romance, don't rudely interrupt her, if a woman with withered dreams is more terrible;
17, most of the time, she is dynamic, you must not always be static. You need to interact more when you get along, even if it is a quarrel;
18, women are all made of water, so I'd rather heat her than cold her, otherwise she will form ice once it passes zero, and eventually freeze you;
19, she sometimes needs to listen to some lies, for example, she can say whatever she wants you to say, and if you don't blush, she will say that she is blushing;
20. She doesn't like being alone when she is bored. At this time, she won't bother you. The more you touch her, the better she will feel.
2 1, it's not fun when she's jealous. The most effective way is to let her have no vinegar, or you will drown in the vinegar jar;
22. Women's tears are not all pearls, but you should treat them as pearls every time, so that she will become stingy even if she cries;
23. You can ignore what she says, but please stay with her when she needs you, which can often make her remember for a lifetime;
24. Women are emotional, so they often do things that you think are retarded. It is precisely because of this that she needs your reminder and concern.
25. Not all women will grow up to be strong after becoming mothers. Therefore, the important task of educating children correctly is often on your shoulders;
26. She loves you when she scolds you, and loves you when she hits you, which is exactly the opposite of a man's performance;
27. A gentle woman will have a temper, a strong woman will be fragile, and an independent woman will be stubborn. If you choose her, please bear her;
Words of comfort to a girlfriend
First, love is actually the simplest, as long as you care about each other and care about each other, as long as you have love in your heart. Don't ask too much, help each other and hold hands. This is the simplest thing.
Second, when you approached me, I heard the sound of my own heartbeat; You left me, and I tasted the taste of missing; I'm in love with you. I know the magic of love, which fascinates me!
Third, if you want to achieve a bamboo, you always have to go through several festivals; If you want to see the rainbow, you must experience the wind and rain; If you want to succeed in your career, you will always encounter many problems. My friend, you just met something that ordinary people will meet, so you have to be strong.
Fourth, the moon is round and the flowers are fragrant. I wish you good health; Fish are swimming, birds are singing, I wish you ha ha laugh every day; There is a cigarette in your hand and wine in your cup. Good luck every day. Happiness is more than sadness. May your tomorrow be better.
You know, long-distance love is a race against time. If you persist, you will win. If you are defeated by time, you will miss that person all your life. So we must stick to it in the long-distance running of love. Hang in there, and you win!
6. The same person can't give you the same pain. When he repeatedly hurts you, the wound is used to it and he feels numb. No matter how many times you hurt him, it is far less painful than the first injury.
If I had a happy grass, I would give it to you. I hope you are happy! If I have two, one for you and one for me, let's all be happy! If there are three, I will give you two, because I hope you are happier than me.
Eight, time did not let me forget you, but let me get used to the days without you.
When your girlfriend needs to work late, prepare a snack box for her and put her favorite food in it. Like chocolate biscuits and teddy bears. Write Michelle's late-night first aid kit on the box cover, and then draw a big red cross pattern under the words.
Ten, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.
The most beautiful thing in the sky is the stars. The most beautiful thing about caring about friends' short messages is true feelings. Appearance leaves an impression, but the heart leaves a feeling. Cherish today and you will have tomorrow. May you laugh and fall asleep.
Twelve, fatherly love, maternal love, the simplest, most natural and most primitive feelings. Without reason or excuse, everything happened naturally, but in retrospect, it was so deeply infected and sobering.
Thirteen, I have said many times that I miss you, love you, care about you and miss you. Honey, take good care of yourself and be happy. I said every day.
Happiness is simple. As long as you simply think about it, it will surround you in the simplest form and make you happy all the time. I think this is the true meaning of happiness!
Fifteen, the most important thing in long-distance love is trust and persistence! In the eyes of others, long-distance love is so unrealistic. I think that two people who really love each other will not give up on each other because of distance! Friends who support long-distance love! If you really love each other, you must work hard for this love. It's not easy.
Sixteen, I am willing to leave all the cold in winter to myself and leave the warmth to you; I am willing to leave all the troubles in my life to myself and the happiness to you. Because I love you, so I am willing!
Seventeen, have a good job, is a kind of happiness; It is a kind of happiness to have a warm home; Having a bosom friend is a kind of happiness; Having a good attitude is also a kind of happiness; It is a kind of happiness to have a wife who loves you.
On the way out with her, collect a smooth stone and say that you will take it as a souvenir of this trip with her. Then after the trip, I carved a sentence similar to I love XXX in the lettering shop and gave it to her.
Nineteen, miss you, there is no reason to just get used to thinking about you. Miss you where we first met; Miss you in the silent night; Staring at your avatar that no longer flashes on the Internet, I miss you. You left, but you still filled my life!
It takes only one minute to meet you, fall in love at first sight, miss you, fall in love with you, say I love you and refuse you. Happiness can't be only one minute, life can't be only one minute, love can't be only one minute, life can't be only one minute, heartache can't be only one minute, and forgetting you can't be just one minute.
21. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River; I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water. When will the water stop? When did this hatred ever happen? I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.
22. We are not perfect people, but we have to accept our imperfect selves. Comfort yourself when you are lonely; Give yourself warmth when you are lonely. Learn to stand on your own feet, bid farewell to dependence, and bid farewell to your weak self.
Twenty-three, a commitment to trust each other all my life, a sincerity to be together all my life, a greeting from a warm day, and I miss you day by day. I am waiting for your call back. It's cold in winter, keep me warm! May my existence make you happier!
Twenty-four, if you can become a lifelong companion, it is like getting a treasure from the bottom of the sea.
25. All beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although happiness will be fleeting, it will last. A sincere blessing, a sincere greeting, I wish you happiness every day!
Twenty-six, long-distance love, love is not only love, but also a kind of persistence; Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.
I miss the tenderness in your eyes, the smile on your lips, and cherish your affectionate embrace. May our love last forever, baby, distance can't stop my love. My heart is with you, and may it bring you warmth in the cold.
Twenty-eight, don't think that you have lost everything, don't be depressed for this little thing. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp our wishes.
Classic words to comfort your girlfriend
First, don't worry about the troubles of life; There is no need to miss the sadness of life; Don't remember the blow of life; There is no need to be sad because of the ruthlessness of the years. Face the sunrise and sunset everyday, and happiness will always be by your side!
Second, nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
Third, my heart beats faster when I see you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your smile was still there, and I wanted to know if you were in love every night. Is it a long wait to have you?
Fourth, everyone's success is based on countless failures! Otherwise, his success will never be stable and will easily collapse! Don't be afraid of failure, but dare to face him, just as you were afraid of facing strangers at first. After a long time of contact, you may become good friends!
I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.
6. I have prepared a bottle of good wine to celebrate your success, just waiting for you to rush out of the pain and break through the fence of sadness; Smash the troubled iron cloth shirt. Come on, don't keep me waiting too long. Have fun!
Seven, honey, tell you a secret. Difficulties are God's problems. Although the process of solving problems is very troublesome, as long as you are not discouraged, do not make progress, and maintain confidence and courage, the result will be easy. Dear friends, don't worry about failure any more, it is necessary to increase your strength!
Eight, in fact, the sky is blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, life is very beautiful, as long as you are optimistic; In fact, I want to make you happy every day!
I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
Ten, let me make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a cavity of enthusiasm to dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.
Eleven, I wish you a happy day, earn money with both hands, clink glasses for three meals, have a hard relationship on all sides, celebrate in Five Blessingg, treasure in six places, dream in colorful dreams, and be respected by people from all directions. Nine continents show their magical powers, give orders with all their strength and live a good life!
12. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!
I don't know when to start. I can't live without you.
Weave a long scarf for you, just want to hold you tight, so that you can't feel the cold in winter and let my care fill you. Let my love surround you.
Fifteen, sister, I love you, and I am happy and sweet when I see you; I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.
Sixteen, give you a happy knife, eliminate all your troubles, give you a happy pistol, kill all your troubles, give you a pair of wishful scissors, cut off all your worries, send you a comforting message, and relax in three words. Wish you a better tomorrow and a happier life.
Seventeen, I will incarnate the warm sunshine to help you drive away the cold, I will incarnate the sharp sword to pierce the thorns for you, I will incarnate the gentle breeze to blow away the sorrow for you, you know, I will always be by your side to support you, you can!
Eighteen, time will heal your pain, the breeze will take away your troubles, and a smile will dissolve your fatigue. Friends, don't lose heart, stride forward, and a beautiful tomorrow is beckoning to you!
Nineteen, even if the distance and polysaccharide cover the distant sight; And my eyes are not blocked by anything. At this moment, do you feel me staring at you at the window? If you can feel that I love you.
Twenty, the sky will fall on the Sri Lankan people, and they will suffer their minds, work their bones and muscles, and starve their bodies and friends. A little hardship is just an experimental stone on your way to success. Brave leap, wonderful belongs to you!
When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev
The moon is round and the flowers are fragrant. I wish you good health; Fish are swimming, birds are singing, I wish you ha ha laugh every day; There is a cigarette in your hand and wine in your cup. Good luck every day. Happiness is more than sadness. May your tomorrow be better.
Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.
Twenty-four, all people, every day is a holiday. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!
25. As far as I can remember, it rains in Mao Mao every time in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Some people say it's tears of missing relatives, others say it's the parting people's reluctance to the world. The living should live well and comfort the dead.
26, life is always magnificent, ups and downs, thus enriching your life; Life is always bumpy and full of thorns, thus honing your will; Life always rocks the boat, which is not satisfactory, thus enhancing your survival instinct; Cheer up, face it bravely, dare to strive for success, success is not far away, smile and wave to you!
Twenty-seven, I think your mood is really beyond a word.
Twenty-eight, the scenery of life will not always be sunny, maybe it will be rainy tomorrow, maybe it is lightning and thunder now, don't doubt the beauty of everything because of temporary difficulties, please firmly believe that the bright future belongs to you! As long as you put aside your troubles and go forward bravely, your life will be sunny every day!
Twenty-nine, you will always be the most temperament, special and charming in my heart.
Humorous words to comfort his girlfriend.
1. Birth, aging, illness and death are the natural laws of human beings and are irresistible. So don't be too sad, sad just because of the existence of feelings. There is a saying that "the dead don't suffer, but the living suffer".
2. A trickle is not a stone, and a deep friendship is not a distant one. In my "friendship list", you always top the list, and the market is still rising. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance.
3, delete yesterday's troubles, determine today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred in the world, paste a good mood, and finally, print your smile.
4. I can't forget you on the grass by the green river. I am as happy as a bird. I don't worry every day. It's too difficult to find a bosom friend when I think about your goodness. I have many friends, but not as good as you. I wish you a better mood and good health.
5, the wind and rain are ruthless, I keep thinking about you; Although not common, I will miss you; Send a message to chat with you and build a bridge of missing; There's nothing for you, just a word for you!
6. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little prairie dogs. Silly love, silly life, snuggling tightly and being happy together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, I can still hug you tightly in the warm haystack, bite your ear and cherish the days when I have you. ...
7. If life is short, live it! If you are lonely, then fall in love! If you cheat your lover, turn yourself in! If you offend your lover, coax him! If you receive the message, please smile!
8. You can forget a name, but you can't forget a feeling; You can forget a face, but you can't forget a miss. A friendly greeting and simple blessing to you. Good luck in your career and love!
9. No matter how fertile the soil is, no crops can grow without plowing and sowing. No struggle, no creation, no matter how beautiful youth is, there will be no result.
10, when the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air, and the breeze blows on my face, so comfortable that I can't help praying: May you be happy today!
1 1. In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, life is very beautiful, as long as you are optimistic; In fact, I want to make you happy every day!
Dear, all good things must come to an end. Please believe that I love you and don't want you to be sad.
13, when your mobile phone rings, that's my greeting; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the short message, it is my concern; When you are ready to turn off your phone, remember that I am still blessing you!
14, the hardest thing to break in the world is family, the hardest thing to find is love, the hardest thing to return is friendship, the hardest thing to give up is family, the hardest thing to find is true feelings, and what I want to see most is your smiling face!
15, a star, should be in the sky; If it is a seed, it should fall into the soil; If it is a bud, it must bloom hard; If it is gold, it should shine; Come on, you will succeed!
16, years leave marks, life is not old, just because there is love and hope in life, family and friends, crying and laughing, caring and missing, even if there are more disappointments, our life is still brilliant.
17, the character of waves is that they have been hit by rocks countless times and rushed to rocks countless times.
18, the meteor crossed the sky, and I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a good friend!
19, well, the topic seems to be beside the point. No wonder you always call me a nag! ! ! If my wife has time to reply to my message, I can't get through to you. I really miss you, no matter how we end up, you are the most beautiful in my heart! ! ! ! Your stomach is not good either. Remember to eat on time! ! !
20. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.
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