Talk about the personality of the festival. Talk about jokes about festivals.

1, I don't want to go to school on holiday. It's too painful to go to school, and I want to have a holiday. Damn it, it's so tangled

2. Oh, my God. What should I do? I was bored before the holiday. Is it a psychological problem or something?

I am on holiday, and I am very relaxed. The only regret is that I can't see you.

The teacher is too kind to us. We have a holiday. Let's get our grades back and make our parents "happy" with us.

5. I have a holiday, watching Xueba enter a key high school, watching Xueba date every day for love, and then looking at me. What am I?

6. Have you eaten irregularly since the holiday?

7. Why don't you have a holiday at Christmas? Because it's not from China, it's because Shrimp Tanabata is from China, but it doesn't have a holiday! Because the school forbids puppy love. . .

8, 38, girls have a holiday, all with the movie tickets issued by the company. There are only a few single men left in the whole building ...

9. We had a holiday the day before yesterday ~ There was no winter vacation homework ~ You haven't taken the exam yet! There is no homework here. ...

10, train tickets are more difficult to buy. Go to the station to buy tickets ten days before school starts. While waiting in line, I heard a brother ask the conductor if he had a bus to Shanghai. The conductor calmly said to the speaker, Yes, the tickets are gone.

1 1, honey, I fell in love with another girl. She is beautiful, white and tender, and has a good figure. Kissing her is like tasting delicious food. After the Dragon Boat Festival holiday in two days, she asked me to bring her to see you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

12, I did a lot of housework for three days, and then I watched three movies, namely Friends and Pancake Man. No one expected drama, but it did not lose the elegance of English drama. Mr. Liu commented yesterday (it was after 5060, but it reflected the mood of the whole country). I didn't watch the pancakes before they were released, but now I find Dapeng is an absent-minded good actor, and Ada is still so beautiful. I think the drama that will eventually catch fire is also the missing part of everyone's heart.

13, hate Mid-Autumn Festival, hate National Day. I hate other people's holidays, but I have to work. Hate hate hate ~ ~ ~

14, Bang Bang, did you hear the sound of heartbreak? May Day may not be a holiday. The ground is broken.

15, I have been doing these boring things repeatedly since the holiday: eating and sleeping, playing and eating and sleeping. . If you go on like this, you will become a lazy pig. . . .

16, in fact, there is nothing wrong with sleeping at home, doing homework and playing computer during the holiday.

17, holiday, Chinese New Year, growth, school, you lost, sad, only to find that I lost a lot.

18, I finally have a holiday, and I don't have to read so many lies anymore. I believe they are also happy.

19, during the holiday, please give me a photo of you and stick it in front of my house to ward off evil spirits!

20. Damn it! No matter how we grow up, we will still have a holiday on June 1 this year!

2 1, all I can do when you are away is pester my friends and go out to play as soon as I have a holiday. Only in this way can I feel the time.

22. Fat students whose summer homework is in vain! It's time to lose weight for summer homework.

23. This is breakfast, lunch and dinner. In the evening, I went out shopping and watched movies with my colleagues and broke a bowl of noodles. I only ate half of it. Sinful! I feel that this day has been wasted! I will go home on holiday tomorrow, and my mother will nag me to death if I don't eat. I decided to change my diet, eat less and do more exercise at night!

24. Today is Children's Day, and you are specially approved: bite your fingers one day, pee one day, wear a Chinese-style chest covering to show off one day, want to eat one day, give yourself a holiday, cry if you want, and laugh happily one day! Have a nice holiday.

25, what a nuisance! I miss my baby very much. When will you have a holiday? I brought my baby over to play, but my cruel husband said that the economy was not good, but my baby wanted to come, which disappointed me and my baby every time.

26. Going to school thinking about holidays, eager to go to school.

27. I want to see the sea during the National Day holiday, but there is no company.

The holiday is coming soon, and I have to send out my report card. I'm great at school. My parents need to know.

29. I hate holidays, because I won't see him during holidays. ......

30. Who, like me, only knows what day it is when I study and forgets it when I have a holiday?

Before the accident, he asked his mother for 300 yuan to go on holiday at the weekend. The money was still in his clothes until he died.

32. The school is a place where holidays are postponed.

33. I announce a message: "Students in Grade Two will have a holiday in a few days, and you will graduate one year later."

34. Hey, I played LOL today. After I finished playing, I found that the pupils had another fucking holiday. .

35. "Life" is-class is over; School is over; Vacation; Graduated; Fully mixing; Old; Regret; Dead.

36. The Spring Festival is coming, so I won't tell you when I will have a holiday. I'm scared every day. It's difficult to go home and take CET-6 tomorrow afternoon. I haven't done any questions. I have a welcome party tonight, which will be very late.

37. Wine, candles and dinner. What a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Friends, happy National Day!

38. It's a holiday. Why can't you sleep suddenly?

The eight-day National Day holiday can't express our love for our motherland.

40. "Boss, is Tomb-Sweeping Day on holiday?" "Put what put! On the Day of the Dead, all living people have to work! " "all right."

4 1, I like taking classes, but I hate attending classes. I hope that without holidays, graduation and teachers, the school will be our world.

42. Accept others' blessings gladly during the holidays, and be embarrassed to refuse the teacher's homework during the holidays.

43. Every time the teacher says that there are more school holidays this semester, you should study hard. Isn't it you who talks nonsense every time? .

44. 【 Give me a holiday to forget his courage 】

45. The dog who goes to work without a holiday on May Day is the most glorious.

46.—— The female man who went home on holiday and got the mobile phone 1 1 point night traffic showed up for me.

47. The pure meaning of a holiday is to do your homework in another place.

48. Happy Dragon Boat Festival ~ Dragon Boat Festival is about Zongzi ~ What's important is a festival ~

49. Holidays are not good at all. It's different from school. Just do your homework somewhere else+103 1893373.

50. "Mom, it's half past seven. Why didn't you call me? ! I am going to be late! " "Isn't there a graduation holiday?"

Interesting talk about holidays.

1, winter vacation is coming, just wait for your homework to become a mountain.

2, the teacher is not cool at all, not awesome at all, and there are so many homework assignments.

There will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

4. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, I only love him in winter vacation-Xiansen.

5, copying homework, occasionally need to cut corners.

6. I really wanted to crush the class teacher when I was burying my head in my homework.

Today, our challenge is to do our homework while chewing gum. After a while, I couldn't stop reading a lot of homework.

8. Shouldn't you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

9. Let's separate our homework. I feel that we are not suitable.

10, the homework can't be burned, and the teacher blew it again.

1 1, learned to swear, puppy love, compare, rebel and copy homework. Do you know where it is? At school.

12 teacher, I don't want to do my homework. This is not cool at all.

13, every time I do my homework, I will automatically skip the questions I can't do, but this jump is like chewing for show, and I can't stop at all.

14, homework 3, please respect yourself, I have a winter vacation.

15, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

16, ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me with more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask?

17. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

18, I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19, "What kind of person do you think Ben is?" "It is a person who destroys others' winter vacation life!"

20. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

2 1, some teachers are really addicted. I copy my homework. Why did she say I copied other people's homework? It better be empty. I handed in my homework empty-handed, and she said I would.

22. Actually, I don't want to have a blind date with my homework, because the teacher forced me!

23. These days, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no playing mobile phone, no one believes that you are a student.

24. The homework is near the fire, so you go to the fire. If you can't find a bigger fire, how can you burn so much homework?

25. Describe our winter vacation in one sentence: we can pass the first day, but we can't pass the fifteenth.

26. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

27. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction!" "Then why does winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation?" "The quality is the same!"

28. Teacher, my homework was saved in my hand for a winter vacation, which is touching. Aren't we going to pay?

29, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

30. "What kind of person do you think the exercise book is?" "It is a person who destroys other people's winter vacation!"

3 1, I am really a playboy. It's just summer vacation and I want to have a winter vacation.

32. winter vacation homework wishes to have a bedroom like a concubine who competes for favor, but since the winter vacation, she has been diligent and loving the people, caring about potatoes and Tencent, and has not set foot in the harem.

33. "Wow, it's snowing!" "No, God is tearing his winter vacation homework."

34, my favorite winter vacation and my favorite school gave birth to a baby, called homework, let me raise it, alas.

I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation exercise books in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

36. I broke up with winter vacation because of that bitch who started school.

37. On New Year's Eve, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

38. Homework is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of the winter vacation.

39. Homework Jun, it's all your fault. I have never been alone with Winter Holiday Jun, and now Winter Holiday Jun has broken up with me!

40. I'm sorry about the winter vacation. My mother asked me to marry the school.

4 1, the school will start tomorrow, and the students who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will definitely achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person!

42. Winter vacation is my blue face and summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

43. After New Year's Day, it's time to prepare for the winter vacation.

44. "Summer vacation, what does it mean?" "School will start soon." "Wrong, it means that the winter vacation is coming."

45. I want to raise a bunch of minions and help me to be a winter vacation homework.

The National Day holiday is very funny.

1, 11 long holidays, 5 kg homework. 2. Welcome the National Day and do your homework in a civilized way.

Ah, I seem to smell the festival. .

4, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love and talk about the world full of love.

If you do your homework hard, it will be the last day of National Day.

6. After the Mid-Autumn Festival is the National Day, and there is no hope behind the National Day.

7, forcing office workers to death, National Day actually only took three days off, Ni Mei!

8. Look, there is a mountain ahead. Don't say that. It's National Day homework.

9. National Day is busy with holidays. Let's get busy with our homework.

10, when I come back from National Day, please forgive me.

1 1, Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.

12, National Day passed so fast, just like a tornado, it was too late to do my homework.

13. If I leave one day, you must feel that the National Day has come early.

14, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

15, love you, love you very much, love you very much, give my dear National Day holiday for seven days.

16, without a little precaution and a little concern, the National Day ended.

17, I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and calligraphy, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

18. Comment on your National Day homework in one sentence. My classmate is too rude.

19, although I can't sing uneasily, I can take the stereo downstairs for you to play.

20. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, I just want to say this sentence! National Day, wait for me, I'm coming.

2 1, teacher, you are so awesome that you gave me the feeling of summer vacation with your National Day homework.

22. I think Women's Day should be the same day as National Day. I think Ma Ma is as great as the motherland!

23. What gifts will you receive on National Day? I will receive a pile of homework!

24. How can I express my love for my motherland during the seven-day National Day holiday? At least fifteen days.

25. I made a hundred dollars today. Where did I get it? I sold all my National Day homework.

26. Isn't it just National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write my name on all the papers!

27. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.

28. I thought there would be a vigorous review on National Day, but I got a vigorous make-up homework.

29, the full moon is a good autumn day, and people and their families celebrate the National Day together; On this beautiful day, I wish you happiness and companionship forever!

30. Wine, candles and dinner. What a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Friends, happy National Day!

3 1, you are happy on a hot day, pay attention to your health on a special day, be gentle and pure! Happy National Day!

32. Don't call children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

If I had a gun, I would kill you! I carry my National Day homework on my back, and you can't kill me with a rocket launcher.

34. National Day is scolded four times a day for seven days: if you don't get up in the morning, you surf the Internet when you get up, you don't want to eat, and you don't sleep at night.

35. Say the important things three times. Is it necessary to have three important days? Can we have a three-week holiday on National Day?

36. After the National Day, take the exam directly, then take part in the sports meeting directly, then hand out the examination papers, then hold a parent-teacher meeting, and finally it's over.

37. I'm going to smash the National Day homework in front of the class teacher! Stop as if you can move it!

38. National Day plan: sleep at home and wake up naturally, sleep at home and wake up naturally, and change to the same plan.

39. Wish the older children who don't mind so much a happy National Day in advance! Indulge yourself, don't hold back! It's hard to know that you usually pretend to be an adult

40. In elementary school, the National Day lasts for seven days, junior high school lasts for six days, senior high school lasts for five days and senior high school lasts for three or three days. I really understand the meaning of loneliness as I grow up.

4 1. Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy National Day, crazy!

42. My Nokia was accidentally crushed! How can Nokia collapse so easily? I accidentally put it under the National Day homework.

43. I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish my National Day homework in three hours, but it's a fucking passive skill.1It won't start until the evening of October 7th!

44. Fingertips are flying, thoughts are flying, and blessings are transmitted by SMS. When the National Day comes, I will light my greetings and make you the most beautiful gift. I just hope you can smile easily.

45. Meet on the crisp National Day in autumn, miss you in the long Christmas in early winter, and kiss you in the lush spring. I just want to ask gently-will you give me a good date on National Day?

46. Turn my thoughts into blue stars, flashing in the night and early morning, flashing in your imminent dream, and gently playing them to you, my beloved piano keys, happy National Day for a thousand times and ten thousand times!

47. During the National Day holiday, I wish you all the best: happy every year, happy every month, happy every day, always happy, full of vigor, full of flowers, all the best and happy family!

48. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and troubles. Come to my house to apply beauty tonic on National Day!

49. It's National Day again. Happiness is a must, good luck is a sweet drop, physical and mental comfort is a pleasant drop, a good mood is a constant drop, and a smile is a sweet drop. Finally, don't forget that happiness is certain!

50. Autumn is here, National Day is here, the sun is shining and the red flag is fluttering; Miss your loved ones and accompany them with love. How are you, mother of the motherland? Buy you a bunch of flowers and wish you a long life; I wish you a happy National Day and happiness forever.

5 1, look up and talk, and worry is in this greeting room! I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best National Day you have ever spent!

52. Taurus attaches importance to sensory enjoyment, tastes authentic snacks and food, has a unique restaurant layout, and has light and pleasant music. Whether it is the ancient city of Chengdu or the city of Hong Kong, it also gives you a sense of leisure.

53. On the occasion of the Eleventh Festival, I wish you: National Day, family celebration and universal celebration; Official sources, financial resources, both sources; Popularity, good or bad luck, and fate remain unchanged; Hope, hope, hope. Happy National Day!

54, the world is long, passers-by are in a hurry, and work hard for life; Some people are rich, others are poor, and their faces are swollen for vanity; The Jianghu is sinister. Take care of yourself and shed tears for your friends! Happy National Day!

55. Beautiful fireworks bloom and thoughts grow quietly; Singing and flying, forgetting all the sadness; Blessing comes to you quietly in the bright moonlight. I wish you a happy National Day and happiness as before!

56. Friends need to take it to heart. When they are busy, a short message and a phone call are convenient to contact. It's easy to change a mobile phone to a more fashionable one, but my friend, that's a lifetime thing. Happy National Day!

57. Send a moon to you. May you be romantic every day! An apple is for you. May you be safe and happy! Send you a bunch of flowers, may you be as beautiful as flowers! Send you a message! I wish you a happy National Day!

58. Happy lanterns are swaying, harmonious flags are flying, Ankang people are praising, auspicious petals are blooming, and sincere wishes are pouring out: National Day is coming, and I wish the motherland good weather, peace and prosperity!

59. Urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it! .

60. I packed a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some cares from the bottom of my heart as a gift for you. Happy National Day!

6 1, let short messages ride on wings with greetings, expand the imagination space infinitely, turn caring friendship into notes flying, let you enjoy the warmth of another mood, and offer sincere wishes from friends: Happy National Day!

62. Bells are greetings, songs are blessings, autumn leaves are greeting cards, breeze is a handshake, sincerity is a postmark, years are bookmarks, wine is a reward, and happiness is a gift. On the occasion of National Day, I wish my family happiness and prosperous career!

63. It is another National Day, and the people of the whole country are beaming. The gongs and drums are loud, firecrackers are ringing, and flowers are laughing and dancing. Fifty-six ethnic groups are of one mind and wish the motherland prosperity and prosperity, and the days are getting more and more prosperous!

64, National Day, in a good mood! When you go out, you have good luck, and when you walk, you get rich. I am happy to think about everything and be happy to do everything; It's cool to play anything, and it's cool to fall in love with anything: I wish you a happy National Day, happy from ear to ear!

65. Don't grab the road when driving, and be careful to charge your congestion fee; Don't talk to others, if you are bored, you will be bored; As a friend, you have needs, and your value doubles when you see you; National Day wants me to report for duty. I sincerely wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

66. National Day is coming. Knock on your heart happily, rub your back easily, relax your life, touch your world happily, wrap your time sweetly and pray for good luck in the future. Friends, happy National Day!

67. Do you know? Ma Guoqing and his wife divorced. I don't know. Why? Why? All China knows, don't you know? I wonder why. Because National Day is so fucking short!

68. The National Day holiday is precious, so you can have a good sleep. Double happiness, double happiness. The wine was so beautiful that I didn't get drunk when I came back to the party. After seeing the scenery, it is still beautiful in retrospect. I wish you a happy holiday and get rich soon!

69. Hurry up, slow down and keep the right time. Celebrate the national day and celebrate the whole world. The people are beautiful and the motherland is the most beautiful. The mountains are good and the water is good, and life is beautiful. The world is the biggest and the happiest. Blessing, I wish you happiness. You bless me, and I bless you.

70, peace and prosperity, that is an eternal expectation; It is a dream to fight for the prosperity of the country; Tian Zi national color is a wonderful song; The National Day holiday is a happy overlap. I wish you a long vacation and a happy reunion!

7 1. The National Day holiday is coming again, and I want to say hello to you. Busy and tired, all lost, all laughed; Go to report for duty happily and leisurely, and drive away troubles and troubles; Miss the wind over the cape, bless me to send it; Health will always hold you, and happiness will always surround you!

72. Fireworks are brilliant, reflecting the sky; Cinnamon petals, confused and affectionate eyes; Greetings, every sentence falls on my heart; National day is auspicious, and the world is happy. I sincerely wish you both happiness forever! Happy National Day!

73. Being alive is really tiring. Going to work is boring. I got in the queue. I said I was going to eat, but I was drunk. So far, my lover has no position. I don't care if I don't want to wake up in the morning or sleep at night! The most unbearable thing is to wish you a happy National Day holiday, and there are fucking charges!

74. The holiday will come to an end after all, and the work will never be finished after all, so I still have to go to work tomorrow. But health is the capital of life, and you can't be tired, so I hope you can enjoy the last day of your holiday and get ready for tomorrow's challenges.

75, gongs and drums, smiling, is the taste of celebration; Lanterns are hung high and red silk is fluttering, which is a festive signal; Dressing up for holidays and sightseeing are the beauty of Qing Ji; Blessing greetings, deep affection, is because of the arrival of the National Day! Happy National Day!

76. Facing the sunrise, the bright five-star red flag rises in Ran Ran in the high-pitched national anthem. It flutters in the vast land of 9.6 million people and in the hearts of all China people. In the face of it, we can no longer restrain our inner reverence and take pride in it.

77. Facing the sun, the autumn wind is cool. Let's stand on the ancient Great Wall with a deep feeling, a heroic spirit and a solemn ceremony, pick up the golden cup, drink the wine to celebrate the victory, and gently support every inch of land under our feet. * * * We wish our dear motherland peace and prosperity and a bright future.

78. When I welcome the National Day, my heart is full of ups and downs and my thoughts are rolling. When I grow up, I must be a scientist, invent new products from generation to generation, reduce people's living burden, promote the high-tech development of the motherland, put China in a leading position, give the motherland and the world a new thank-you, and let teachers' sweat flow in vain.

79. Tian Tong Avenue in the snowy plateau conveys the national expectation; The unity in earthquake relief has created a miracle of life; Shenzhou spaceship's glorious return has realized the Millennium dream. Every moment is fixed as the eternity of happiness and drawn into a historical picture of a new era. This is a picture that transcends time and space. The protagonists in the picture are you, me and each of us.

Talk about mood phrases about holidays.

First, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra freedom ~

Second, hey, school will start again after the holiday.

Third, wandering in excitement and loss.

Fourth, the so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.

Five, holiday at home every day must do three things 【 eat sleep scolded 】.

6. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

Seven, hate holidays, homework is an excuse, just because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

Eight, after the exam, I love it.

▲ homework is countercurrent and papers are flooding//?

Nine, Friday-holiday

Ten, in two months, it will be another lovely winter vacation, hahaha.

Eleven, hoo, it's good to be back in the countryside. Busy farming also has holidays. The key is to put it back for nine days. . . . La la la la la la la. . .

Twelve, the holiday is boring and I want to go to school. It's too painful to go to school, and I want to have a holiday. Damn it, it's so tangled

Thirteen. Q: When is 7+3 equal to 8? A: For example, the Mid-Autumn Festival on National Day!

14. Q: When is 7+3 equal to 8? A: For example, the Mid-Autumn Festival on National Day! ! ! !

15. There are 14 days in September, 18 days in October,18 days in October, 65438+22 days in February and 65438+ 13 in October. Another beautiful winter vacation ~ ~

Sixteen years old, alas, vacation is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

Seventeen, the so-called holiday scolded at home, go out without money, an extra day of leisure.

Eighteen, I have a holiday and want to go to school; School begins, I want to have a holiday; Is there wood?

19. Is it easy to waste the whole summer?

The students have a holiday in January. Did you miss me?

Yesterday, my classmates asked me if I had done my homework. I said, it's only a few days off. What homework should I do? At first glance, school is about to start.