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You asked me what day the 28th is?

come on baby let's go

Let's shout together, 1 2 3

The 28th is next Monday?

I give it to the singles in the past Dogs,

single dogs now,

single dogs in the future, pave the way for some tears,

lest you feel sad when you see people holding hands on the street. I can't cry, I'm so depressed!

NetEase Cloud song reviews,

There are so many feelings after listening to a song,

Once people become pretentious,

I feel that everyone Every song is tailor-made for you.

A girl asked me to send express delivery for her and gave me an empty cardboard box to pack.

I asked her curiously, who is this addressed to?

She said, I have liked a boy for a long time.

I was stunned and said, but there is nothing inside.

She said, there are some things that only I can see.

I was even more confused when I heard it, and asked her mysteriously what it was. She said, a box of wishes.

—— Lin Youjia's "Lying"

On the way back from sending my wife to the airport that day,

I happened to see you holding your child in front of RT-Mart,

Carrying big and small bags in your hands,

Even your husband’s backpack is hanging around your neck.

The child is crying, and you are a little anxious but at a loss.

When you grow up,

you are no longer the little girl who pouts and sleeps in my arms.

You have finally become a big girl.

But why do I still want to cry when I roll up the car window?

——Mao Buyi's "Easing Sorrow"

One night before graduation,

The six people in our dormitory drank more than 20 bottles of beer in silence.

When I got up the next day, no one called me.

Whoever got up first left quietly.

I closed my eyes and listened as all five of them left.

I got up silently and cleaned up.

Cleaned the dormitory for the last time.

I cried when I went down the stairs and handed the keys to my aunt.

I had just graduated at that time.

During the internship period, there was no salary.

I followed an old employee of the company on a business trip for three days at a time.

Returned Later, I was given a subsidy of 75 yuan.

I ran to the supermarket excitedly and bought a pound of grapes.

After returning to the dormitory,

I heard this song , crying and eating at the same time.

Soujiro - "Original Scenery of Hometown"

A friend asked me what it feels like to have a crush.

My subconscious answer was: I saw a toy I liked in a store. ,

I want to buy it, but I don’t have enough money, so I try to save money,

When I look back, I find that the price has increased,

I try to save more money,

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When I felt it was about the same,

I went back and found that it had been bought.

I hope I won’t see this toy in the trash,

otherwise I will still pick it up.

——JJ Lin's "Drunk Red Cliff"

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Later, Sister Xiaolu returned to co-host with do rei mi,

Sometimes one People, sometimes two people.

But Dada Wolf and Grimme never came to the Animation City again,

It’s not clear after that, and then the Animation City disappeared,

Then my childhood disappeared somehow.

——Lan Qin's "Tell You Quickly"

In junior high school,

the class teacher showed us the cartoon "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai",

School has not finished yet,

Many classmates have left,

I said to my crush at the same table: Let’s leave after reading

Then, after packing his things, he sat down and watched it with me without saying a word,

The little thrill of sharing things with the person you like,

It feels warm when I think about it now.

——Rene Liu "Butterfly"

When you have a serious relationship,

but break up in the end,

Later you will It's hard to like someone else,

You don't want to take the time and don't want to understand them.

It’s like you are almost finished writing an article,

but to be honest, your handwriting is so messed up that you tore up the assignment,

and I ask you to write it again.

Although you remember the beginning and content,

you are too lazy to write,

because one article consumes all your energy,

There is only one ending left,

but you have to start from the beginning.

—— Zhuang Xinyan's "What a Pity"

The bachelor's uniform was rented, the graduation photo was arranged by the school,

the thesis was copied, and the defense was It's fake,

The internship report is fake,

The three-party contract is to deceive the employment rate...

Everything is fake,

Only time is real.

It tells us every day,

Youth will eventually end.

—— "Don't Say Goodbye" by Good Sister Band

A young folk singer said,

The most innocent love is,

Even if you reject me, I will never complain to you,

But I will never get closer.

If you ask for something from me, I will still do my best.

From now on I will hide my love and stop showing off.

I will live a good life as a girl, and I hope you will too.

——Chen Hongyu's "Ideal Thirty Years"

You are so good at comforting others.

You must have spent a lot of time comforting yourself.

——Liang Hanwen's "Seven Friends"

Dad was drunk.

He squatted in the bathroom and vomited for a long time.

My mother and I Take care of him on the side.

Dad suddenly turned to me and said,

"Do you know what is the happiest thing for me?

I rarely get drunk. But every time I’m drunk,

when your mother is holding my head and taking care of me,

I feel the happiest!”

In my memory,

it seems that my parents did not make any noise,

just a steady stream!

But how to express love, this is enough.

——Eason Chan's "Bicycle"

In the beginning, I was quite a hero.

I wanted to become a superman.

I wanted to be surrounded by a halo. Very powerful person.

Later, I just wanted to be an ordinary person,

raise a cat and a dog,

have a small house and a lover.

——Jam "July 1"

Somehow I remembered a short story I saw on Weibo.

At a wedding, a child asked her Mom,

"Why is the bride's sister crying?"

Her mother said, maybe she feels very happy,

Or maybe she is not married The person I wanted to marry when I was seventeen.

No one can understand the dense thoughts. In the end, I am afraid that I will only be moved.

——Xie Chunhua's "Wandering"

The weather-beaten general dismounted and asked the tea girl on the roadside,

Auntie, do you know the soft-spoken salesman nearby? Where does the tea girl live?

The tea lady smiled. She married into a good family and had no worries about food and clothing. She had heard good things about her.

The general sighed and took out a handkerchief from his arms,

Please help me give this to him, thanking her for the tea and snacks that year.

As the sun sets, the tea lady carefully ties a handkerchief on her wrist and shouts to the diners,

I am happy today, all the tea is half price.

——Chen Li's "Xingkongshan"

As soon as someone pays attention to you, you open up your heart.

Do you think this is frankness?

In fact, this is loneliness.

——Hua Chenyu, "The King and the Beggar"

Human beings are both fragile and strong beyond imagination.

Sometimes,

I may be so fragile that I burst into tears with just one sentence.

I also find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

——"I met you in the spring breeze of February"

On April Fool's Day, I sent 200 "I love you" messages in bulk,

received 199 A hehe and a "Mom loves you too".

——Jay Chou's "Listen to Mom"

As an optimistic person in the eyes of others, probably,

If you hang yourself and are about to die, everyone will think you are wandering. swing.

—— Zhao Youting's "The First Time"

When his daughter got married, her father said to her,

Daughter, you must respect your husband,

You can even worship him,

But you have to remember,

Don’t talk to me about your conflicts and unhappy things,

Because you will eventually forgive him,

but I won't.

——Peng Ling's "Prison Bird"

Today is the wedding anniversary of my grandma and grandpa.

I went home as soon as I got off work. In the evening, I met some relatives Here we are,

We all gathered around to eat.

Grandma took the opportunity to ask grandpa,

Do you still remember the first time we fell in love and what show we went to see?

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Of course you don’t remember that you were looking at me that day.

The motorcade is here, she looks so beautiful in her wedding dress,

It’s just as I imagined, she looks like a princess.

After following the convoy for more than an hour,

I heard the sound of gongs and drums outside,

I received a text message on my phone,

Don't send it off, I'm here, I'm sorry.

I cried like a child in the car for a moment.

——Jian Hongyi "You Must Be Happy"

When many people excuse each other in relationships,

they always like to use personality to explain everything.

He is introverted, he is arrogant, he is reserved,

But girl, don’t forget that everyone has the same instinct,

Just do as you like. Give and care will lead to contact.

The love of a deep person may be more passionate and urgent.

Love that cannot be felt is ruthless.

Since you ask a man if he loves you,

that means he doesn’t love you.

It’s like having a brazier burning under your feet.

You wouldn't ask what warmth is.

——"If He Doesn't Love You"

I hope he will marry a girl like me in the end,

so that he can always remember I,

am also afraid that he will eventually marry a girl like me,

If she is like me, why not me.

—— Lin Youjia "Who in the World Listens to You"

When you first meet the world, you think the world is just the glass of wine in your hand,

Green mountains, white bones, raging fire Dry firewood, drink into a long half life and meet again without regrets.

But who would have known that we would be separated by different paths and forget each other?

In the long years to come,

no one will be loved by the other. A lifetime.

——Winky "Mountain Ghost"

Someone asked me, do you still remember your ex after we broke up?

How should I put it? I remember he seemed too carefree, but I don’t remember he seemed too callous.

In fact, I think that person is like me walking into a telephone pole.

It hurts a lot. From now on, I will always walk around the telephone pole.

It may be a long time before I remember how painful the impact was.

But that telephone pole will always be there. All are there.

——Xue Zhiqian's "Accident"

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A boy's love is a point reduction system, everything is good when you first meet,

It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, you will be perfect then.

As time goes by, the score gets lower and lower, and gradually you fail.

So he left you.

A girl’s love is a bonus point system. You can find out all his faults at first.

As time goes by and you get used to his life, the points will get higher and higher.

You can't live without him, and at the same time you have lost your patience,

So you are in pain.

——Tanya Chua's "True Love"

Don't look for some entertainment methods that are not suitable for you just because you are lonely.

Cater to some art and your own groups,

People who are shorter can easily get it.

Don’t ask others if the things you like look good.

You are not beautiful when you try to be gregarious.

On the contrary, when you work hard to be yourself,

The unique energy in you is really endearing.

——Ed Sheeran "Shape of You"

There is an answer that I really like. It's not that it's harder to fall in love with others,

but that you know more and more. Who do I love?

I am becoming more and more able to distinguish what love is.

Indeed, we will no longer be like we were when we were children.

I love him wearing a white shirt and jeans that I like.

Even if my heart is moved now, it is just enough. appreciation.

When we grow up, the people we fall in love with want us to be sane and lucky.

——Li Zhi "You left Nanjing, and no one talked to me from now on"

It took me a long time to figure it out,

As soon as you The words you said to me at the beginning were really sorry,

It was just the kind of sorry announcement in the airport announcement that delayed your flight again,

The last time you said goodbye, thank you very much. You,

are the kind of black tea that costs three yuan a bottle. Thank you for your participation.

—— Wang Sulong's "Qing"

Cai Yongkang said:

At the age of 15, he found swimming difficult and gave up swimming.

By the age of 18 When you meet someone you like and ask you to go swimming, you have to say "I can't do that".

When you are 18 years old, you find English difficult and give up English.

When you are 28 years old and a great job comes up but requires you to know English, you have to say "I can't do it".

The more troublesome and lazy you are in learning in the early stages of life, the more likely you are to miss the people and things that interest you and the new scenery later on.

Adapt it,

When I was 15, I found swimming difficult and gave up swimming.

When I was 18, I found English difficult and gave up English.

28 When you were 18 years old, a foreigner you liked showed up and asked you to go swimming, but you didn't even think of saying it was ok.

Then you are single.

I guess you who are single now because you haven't learned English well,

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