Humbly ask parents for living expenses.

"Dad gave me some money and I went to buy books."

"No, just use the school."

"No, I buy clothes."

"Just wear what your mother bought."

"dad! I'm dating someone! "

"Ok, I'll give you the money."

elder

"Dad, give me some money and I'll have someone."

"Don't blow, you haven't got it for four years.

To tell you the truth, I can buy you a daughter-in-law with this money. "

02

retreat in order to advance

Double Eleven bought bags and belts for my parents, which cost more than 2,000 yuan. They gave me a laptop, and I probably earned twice as much.

Anyway, I've put all my money on it, so do it before the twelfth day!

03

Usually the caller is a calm "dad".

When you ask for money, you just say "Dad" excitedly.

Then stop for five seconds. This is very important.

According to my personal understanding, my mother generally needs 10. )

"Got it" on the other end of the phone.

Toot, toot, toot.

04

Already working, still short of money.

Call mom. I don't know what to say. She nagged me on the other end of the phone, saying that she felt old.

I used my quick wits and asked, "Do you want to go back to the feeling of a few years ago?" She sighed. "I think so, but it's unlikely!" ""What's so hard about that? Look at me! "

I hung up and dialed again, and said hesitantly, "Mom, I have no money. Give me some living expenses. "

05

Editor's message: Dad (mother, brother), there is a girl who has nothing but beauty. ...

Reply: I called.