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The secret of texting your girlfriend.

If a boy likes you,

He'll never say your name,

He'll call you a stupid pig, fool

If a boy likes you,

He will climb the wall for you when you forget your key and cry, and then be disciplined by the dormitory administrator.

If a boy likes you,

He will say that you are not beautiful, but from the day he likes you, he has no interest in seeing other beautiful girls.

If a boy likes you,

He will say you are a pig, because you are as cute as a stupid pig in his heart.

If a boy likes you,

When he goes shopping with you, he always looks at the beautiful women around him, and then you call him a pervert, and he is so happy.

If a boy likes you,

He will accompany you to watch romantic movies that he doesn't like, and then let you use his clothes as paper towels.

If a boy likes you,

He will ask you to watch a horror movie together, and then he likes you to hide in his arms and scream.

If a boy likes you,

He will say that he is omnipotent, not arrogant, because he likes you too much.

If a boy likes you,

He will often practice games he doesn't like until late at night in order to help you win points in playing games.

If a boy likes you,

He will deliberately lose to you when playing games, and then put up with your laughter over and over again. He is a super rookie.

If a boy likes you,

He is always the last one to hang up or get off the line because he feels relieved.

If a boy likes you,

He doesn't even turn off his cell phone when he sleeps. He will be afraid that you will have something late at night but can't find him.

If a boy likes you,

When you have a stomachache, he will ask around what medicine is most effective for your stomachache.

If a boy likes you,

He will be desperate if you are in danger, and he will be at a loss if you cry.

If a boy likes you,

If you hit him gently, he will say it hurts. If you really hit him hard, it won't hurt at all.

If a boy likes you,

He will be your punching bag when you are angry and the audience of your cold jokes when you are happy.

If a boy likes you,

He will forget the fact that men and women are equal, and he will accept all your unequal rules.

If a boy likes you,

He will follow you, like everything you like and hate everything you hate.

If a boy likes you,

He will associate you with everything beautiful.