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How to write a humorous Christmas card?

Do you know that?/You know what? Christmas is a festival full of surprises, and it will be Christmas soon. How to say hello? Let's pay attention together! The following is the shortest greeting about Christmas greetings from Bian Xiao (120). I hope you like it!

Christmas greetings

1, friend, it's Christmas. May you be filled with joy and happiness!

2. I wish you a merry Christmas, good health and happiness!

3. Send you a Christmas tree and wish you a Happy Tao Tao.

4, peace and happiness, Merry Christmas!

May all the bad luck pass in Christmas, and may all the saints be lucky and safe.

6, Christmas is here, I wish you happiness and comfort, and you will be full of energy from now on!

7, Christmas, you have a pearl in your eye, there must be me in the pearl!

8. Christmas carols interpret the joyful melody and create a joyful atmosphere for you.

9. I wish you a merry Christmas!

10, wish you a good Christmas dream, rest every day, and all the happiness is yours.

1 1. May Santa's gift make you happy and my blessing make you happy.

12, Christmas, send you an apple, I hope you are safe.

13, Christmas, I send you a handful of bananas, I hope you will be lucky forever.

14, I wish my friends a merry Christmas and a happy life!

15, send you a Christmas hat and be happy all around.

16, I'll give you a pair of Christmas socks, and then send them when the fortune comes.

17, may you keep laughing. Santa Claus told you not to laugh off your big teeth.

18, I wish you a merry Christmas, happiness forever, peace and health.

19, Christmas is here. I wish you happiness every day and always laugh.

20, carnival, * * * to celebrate peace, health and longevity.

2 1, send you a Christmas tree, full of reminders and care, may you win or lose in life.

22. There is no pressure at Christmas, only easy delivery. Have a good mood at Christmas.

23. Send you a Christmas tree and wish you all the best.

24. Send you an egg and wish you a happy family reunion. Merry Christmas!

25. Merry Christmas and a happy life in the Millennium!

26, send you a Christmas tree, Merry Christmas can't stop.

27. May your Christmas wish come true, and your happy laughter will never stop!

28. I wish you happiness, health and all the best after tonight! Merry Christmas!

29, Christmas, Christmas socks, I wish you happiness.

30. Have fun every day. Merry Christmas!

3 1, the melodious bell on Christmas Eve, that is my blessing for your happy life.

I wish you a merry Christmas and happiness every day.

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy mood! Life is rich and happy!

34. In this foreign festival, I wish everyone peace, health and a merry Christmas!

May all the busyness and tiredness be over at Christmas, and may the rest of the world be relaxed and comfortable.

36. May you be happy with wine and meat, and eat and drink every day!

37. Merry Christmas and Happy Carnival to you.

38, under the Christmas tree, good wishes, thousands of blessings, unchanged heart.

May the candlelight on Christmas Eve bring you warmth and fragrance.

40. Christmas is coming, with bright lights and red clouds looking after you.

Humor in Christmas greetings

1, Christmas, plant a Christmas tree for you, and irrigate with friendship, so as to produce sincere roots, caring buds, grateful leaves, healthy crowns, happy fruits and happy flowers!

2. Christmas hasn't arrived yet, and the message of blessing has arrived; Text messages to say hello first, I wish you the best mood. How many blessings are there in the beautiful candlelight, and the greeting messages have circled in the air; Have a merry Christmas, be happy and smile often!

3, Christmas is coming, send you a Christmas tree, love to be soil, love to be fat; Honest irrigation and smart decoration; Wisdom shines, and friendship makes it evergreen. Don't forget my blessing when you are busy: Merry Christmas!

4. Santa Claus said: I am the security guard on Christmas Eve. Don't play dumb, abandon your worries and be happy for ten thousand years.

5, do not send cards at Christmas, save a lot of paper; Don't put flowers on Christmas holiday, still smile on your face; Information wishes friendship, energy conservation and low carbon emission reduction; Answer the phone to save money. Merry Christmas to you.

6, Christmas: be careful of reindeer, hit you, be careful of chimneys, drop old people, be careful of the bedside, surprise, be careful of blessings, be overwhelming, be careful of me. I have sneaked into your heart, sowing the seeds of happiness, blooming happy flowers, bearing auspicious fruits and harvesting golden friendship! Merry Christmas to you!

7. It goes without saying that fireworks are bound to bloom in the night sky without praise. They will be delivered on time. When the Christmas bell rings, it is auspicious and happy. Everything belongs to you. Pay attention to sign for it!

8. In the cold winter, may you have eternal health like Santa Claus; In a competitive society, a career is like a sled, and there will never be resistance; In a colorful world, happiness is like a gift from Santa Claus.

9. Music cards are my thoughts, bells are my greetings, songs are my blessings, snowflakes are my greeting cards, wine is my kiss, breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! Merry Christmas!

10, hello! I'm Santa Claus. I have a present for you, but I find there is no chimney in your house. Please tear down the roof of your house after receiving the text message so that I can give gifts. Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve, please return peace. If there is a peaceful melody flowing in your dream tonight, do you think I will cross this mountain and dream again?

12, long time no see, I often think of you, and there are countless Christmas wishes, that friendship, that accumulated happy memories, human affection, and the warmth of heaven, which finally brought us all. Merry Christmas to you!

13, Christmas is coming today, and people all over the world are laughing. Dress up for a masquerade to celebrate Christmas until the Ming Dynasty. The makeup mask is so wonderful that you can't use it to meet your relatives and friends. Take off your mask and laugh, and bless the voices around you. Merry Christmas!

14, life must be full of joy, don't leave your mobile phone empty, and you can't miss a greeting and blessing, yet we called and urged a thousand times before she started toward us. I wish my partner good health, all the best, laughter every day, peace every year and merry Christmas!

15, the midnight bell rings to welcome the Christmas surprise; SMS to magic, send good luck; Send blessings thousands of miles away, a sincere memory; Clear your mind and wait for new joy: you can't help being unhappy this Christmas.

16, Christmas fireworks are flying all over the sky, Christmas songs are sung all day, Santa Claus waits all day, Christmas presents are not hung all over the sky, but my blessings follow in the middle. May you enjoy your wine and meat and eat and drink every day!

17, hold a Christmas tree, wish you a long and successful career; Kiss Santa Claus and wish you all the best. Warm Christmas flame, may you be warm and happy; Make a Christmas snowman. Good luck and happiness. Christmas, I wish you happiness, warmth, sweetness and beauty!

18, Christmas, I want to be Santa Claus, just to send you a unique gift in the world, this gift is my heart, full of my love for you! Merry Christmas, dear!

19, the romantic festival opens a new chapter, and thousands of blessings celebrate Christmas together. Make a wish under the Christmas tree. Lots of presents pile up. The fire is burning, the heart is warm and the bell is ringing for peace. Snowflakes fly to send good luck, and candlelight flickers romantically.

20. The greeting as plain as water is very light; Ordinary paper-like blessings are true; Pick a star, pick a cloud and give it to you in a safe envelope. Let happiness and good luck surround you all the time! Merry Christmas to you!

2 1, I want to be a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart, my love is hanging below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Merry Christmas!

22, Christmas, in order to advocate environmental protection, I send you a low-carbon happiness, a string of green happiness, a recyclable happiness, an energy-saving peace, I hope you don't waste resources, continue to use my blessing twice.

23. Walking through mountains and rivers, your feet are high and low. After all the ups and downs, I still have to look for it. Life is busy, you have more or less, you have less or less, and the important thing is to be happy! Merry Christmas, my friend!

24. Happy Christmas tree is full of happy lights, dreamy stars, sweet locks and lucky cards, lined with youthful pine trees, accompanied by Christmas Eve, filled with Hongfu wine and surrounded by caring people. Merry Christmas to you.

25, Christmas music, Christmas music, a happy heart, a blessing hand! All short messages are gifts, and all short messages are happiness! Gifts pile up like mountains, and happiness merges into a river! Santa Claus is talking. Merry Christmas!

26. In this romantic season, I miss you like crystal snowflakes. You are the best gift from Santa Claus in this life, and I would like to hug you forever.

27. Love is snow, love is a flower, and it turns into snowflakes floating in your home. The bell rings, the deer runs and brings my heart to you. On Christmas Eve, it is beautiful to have you and me on the carnival night!

28. There are hundreds of flowers in spring and bright moon in autumn; There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter; Book in hand, wine in the cup, if you have nothing to worry about, it is a good time in life. I hope my friends will have leisure early and leisure late, and their dreams will follow, and their hearts will follow them! Merry Christmas!

29, if the troops to harass, go up and give it a foot; Dare to mess around and hit it with a stick; If you are depressed, adjust the gun directly; If you don't get a reply, Xifeng promised me a hug! Merry Christmas.

30. Christmas is here! Did you hang smelly socks in front of your bed? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in. Merry Christmas!

3 1, the light stretched my figure and slowly disappeared. So I'm invisible. I wish you all a happy Christmas Eve!

32. I will send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest thing above is my sincerity, my infatuation is hanging below, and my unchanging heart is wrapped in a ribbon. Merry Christmas!

Girl, forget my brother. Isn't it Christmas? Since girls are shy, I will take the initiative. Actually, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time. Unfortunately, the time has not yet come. No, finally. I want to say to the girl: Merry Christmas! !

Do you know where Santa Claus is? He stole my heart, didn't he give it to you? If he does, you should keep it well. That's true.

35. Before the bell rang, my blessing appeared in advance. No flowery sentences, no precious decorations. Only my truest self silently prayed for you on Christmas Eve. I hope you are safe and everything is fine.

36. Urgent notice: Because there is no chimney in your house, I can't send the gift to your house. Please don't close the window before going to bed tonight, and don't close the window until I deliver the gift, but be careful of thieves. Merry Christmas to you!

37. Snowflakes, white; Red wine, mellow; Candlelight, hazy; Christmas tree, green; Neon lights, flashing; SMS, warmth; Blessing, romance. May this thick Christmas breath surround you and wish you a merry Christmas!

38. On Christmas Eve, I wish you peace every night; At Christmas, I wish you continued success. At the moment of carnival, I wish you joy; Let's celebrate this festival together, let's party together!

39. When the midnight bell rings, I want to say three words to you that I dare not say to your face. Don't misunderstand me. Today is not Valentine's Day, but Christmas. I finally decided to say to you by SMS: where is the gift?

40. Send you a heart of blessing. On this special day, I wish you happiness, happiness and blooming flowers, and all the best wishes are with you. Merry Christmas! I thought of you on Christmas Eve and sent a message to greet you. It doesn't matter if I can't remember you. As long as you are happy and satisfied, it is my heartfelt comfort.

Christmas cards are short.

1, with a blessing heart, on this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Merry Christmas!

Christmas used to be gray. This year, with you, everything became different, and my world suddenly became bright and colorful. I sincerely thank you.

3, love is nothing more than that you love me, I love you, you care about me, I take care of you. Merry Christmas!

4, Christmas feels so lonely, because there is no you around; In fact, I really miss you, and I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me.

You are a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart. What hangs over me is my infatuation. My unchanging heart is made of materials: Merry Christmas!

6. When Christmas comes, snowflakes will come and pieces of luck will embrace you; Christmas is coming, put on a red hat and good luck will cover you; Christmas is coming, the lights are shining, and Hongyun takes pictures of you. Merry Christmas!

7. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years! Merry Christmas!

8, Christmas, let my affectionate blessing turn into snowflakes, gently falling on your body, slowly soaking in your heart.

9. The joy of Christmas is because you are by my side. In the future, I will make you happy every day. Blessings belong to us. This is not a promise, but confidence.

10, benefiting from the ecstasy of fine arts, * * * drinking three glasses of wine; On the road, the benefits are good, and the red leaves are full of stars; Peace of mind without worry, happiness and peace will always follow.

1 1. I received the best Christmas present. You came for me in the storm.

12, every day with you has a special meaning, not to mention our first Christmas.

13, I wish you a merry Christmas with my thoughts and warm wishes. Bless you on Christmas Eve. May the laughter and joy of Christmas haunt you forever.

14, maybe the past will fade away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but knowing the cherished friendship will say Merry Christmas to you again!

15, would you like to be my Santa Claus this year and put presents on my bedside on Christmas Eve?

16. In the cold winter, the motivation for me to get up every day is you. Merry Christmas, baby.

17, deep blessing, faint friendship, string of thoughts, willing to turn it into a gift and stay in your heart. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!

18, maybe the past will fade away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still close friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas!

19 in fact, I always believed that I knew it was you as soon as you appeared. Dear, Happy Christmas Eve!

20. I give you countless Christmas wishes, so that our friendship can accumulate into deep and pleasant memories, and the affection between people and the warmth of heaven can spread all over the world.

2 1, so far away, no gifts, no big meals, only I care about your heart and the most sincere wishes: Merry Christmas!

In previous years, I prayed to God for my happiness. Now I have you by my side. I know, happiness, I have got it. Dear, Happy Christmas Eve!

23. I like you for a long time. I really want to waltz with you this Christmas eve, lie next to you and say softly, I like you very much.

24. Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can get together and make a wish under the tree. Let's love each other for life.

25, you are targeted by me! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you!

26. There are no stars and the sea in my eyes, but they shine because there are you in them. Merry Christmas, dear!

27, think of the past laughter, think of warm caress, may the teacher be full of joy every day. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

In this foreigner's festival, I really want to enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere with you, but you and I are separated, so I have to whisper to you here: Merry Christmas, dear!

29. When the sacred snowflake falls in the sky on Christmas Eve, may Noah's Ark send sincere greetings.

Merry Christmas. I hope I can stay with you every Christmas.

3 1, Christmas, the bell rings, giving apples a happy night. Snow, crystal trees, hanging gifts and happy moments. Christmas socks, small wishes, can be realized in socks.

32. Every snowflake falls, every fireworks is lit, every second flows, and every miss is passed on, which represents every blessing I want to send you. Merry Christmas!

I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I will try my best to give you the best in my life. Dear, Happy Christmas Eve!

34. There is no Christmas present, only you, because with you, I have the whole world.

35. Snowflakes are fluttering outside the window, and bells are ringing in my ears. In the lively Christmas, I offer my most sincere wishes and let my true feelings warm this cold Christmas for you.

36. When I was touching the cold keyboard, I hesitated to you. Distant memories fell into my tears, only silently wishing you a Merry Christmas!

37. At Christmas, I want to run, run and run into your heart. If not, Santa Claus can put you on my bed.

38. I made a quiet wish under the Christmas tree. I hope that on this quiet night, my thoughts can fly to your side with my floating mood, leaving a beautiful Christmas Eve for you and me!

39. Hi! Why are you still here! Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Hehe, Merry Christmas!

40. In the face of Christmas and people rushing by, I think of you and have a feeling in my heart that love is this unspeakable fate.