In fact, I want to say ... how to respond to my girlfriend, how to respond is routine, humorous and sensational.

Actually, I want to say ... you are a thief.

Woman: You are a thief.

Man: Because you stole my heart.

Actually, I want to say ... you are really ugly.

Female: ..... (May get angry, use with caution)

Man: But that's what I like about you.

Actually, I want to say ... you are worse than a pig.

Female: ...

Man: Pork is for sale. You are my pet.

Actually, I want to say … I'm in love with someone.

Female: (If the other person's EQ is high, they will ask if you are her. If someone asks you who you are, you know how to answer. )

M: Not you, I love (plus her name). I don't know you, and I don't know you.

It is said that in love, everyone's IQ will drop, so you can try it according to my logic and hope to adopt it! ! !