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Short and humorous words to write to friends

Short and humorous words to write to friends

Short and humorous words to write to friends. Friends are the people who accompany us the longest in this life. Friendship is very precious and true friends. Are you able to make jokes? Being with friends is the happiest time. Here are some short and humorous words to write to friends. Short and humorous words to write to friends 1

1. What would make your friends find it interesting?

2. There is no blood or injury on the face.

3. My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it?

4. Cannonfang’s hair was also combed like lightning.

5. Isn’t the road called a road? Fair

6. I look so creative and live so courageously!

7. There are too many people who despise me. , who do you think you are?

8. Somewhere in Hebei: Don’t marry an illiterate wife, don’t marry an illiterate man!

9. A fighter among people (scum), a fighter VIP among scum.

10. A superorganism that coexists with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality.

11. I am not a descendant of a rich man! But I want to be the ancestor of a rich man!

12. Suddenly I remembered my mother, who was gentle and attentive. I had never seen her dealing cards.

13. I can’t describe you because you are beyond the description range of people on earth.

14. People are tired of seeing goods with expiration dates. In my mind, you can be awesome several times.

15. Drinking alone and getting drunk. Only looseness can help. Push loose by hand: Go!

16. If youth is spent in leisure, then recalling the years will be a desolate tragedy.

17. Women are the most practical and cannot do without food, rice, oil and salt; women are the least practical and dream of flowers and wine.

18. If you want to eat a hamburger, wrap it with a piece of paper and uncover it; if you want to eat crab, uncover it; if you want to drink milk, put some on the steamed bun

19. Wait until I have it Money is gone, let’s buy lollipops, two? You watch me eat one, and I’ll show you the other.

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me. ?

21. Work a lot of overtime, be tired at work, make less money, spend less money, text messages are small, and are full of blessings. I wish you good luck, a bulging wallet, and happiness.

22. Huaxin Li: I wish you and Xiaobai (my girlfriend) will grow old together today, lovingly! Also: The Honest King upstairs, I despise you! See your true face today!

23. Looking for you in the crowd is like picking up all the sand on the beach, eager to find your trace. If you don't do what you want to do, I hope there is an afterlife.

24. Drink tea and wine, and get together with good friends. Little romance, playing cards and mahjong. TV movies are broadcast, chic and romantic. Have a wonderful life and wish you happiness.

25. Greetings arrive uninvited, and signals of joy are sent wildly; worries are knotted up, and misfortune runs away; laughs head-over-heels, and is so happy that there is no antidote; pretends to be serious, and throws a bunch of banknotes at you! Short and humorous words to write to friends 2

1. Do you know, when I miss you, I bite my fingers. Since I fell in love with you and developed this hobby, I have never used nail clippers, and my nails are still very clean. This is the price of love!

2. Don’t be afraid of enemies like tigers; Teammates like pigs!

3. Gentle, kind, generous, able to get out of the hall and into the kitchen, and filial, without money everywhere, he is simply a perfect saint. I have wanted to have a home for many years, and anyone who is willing can take her in.

4. When you are making money, you are filled with bitterness and tears, and you work hard in order to earn more overtime pay. When you are spending money, you hold banknotes and bank cards in your hands, buying this and that just to feel good. Like a flower, my friend advises you, life is short, spend it when it’s time to spend it.

5. After my brother and his girlfriend received the production license, they were busy producing every day.

6. Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person, but I have only succeeded in half, and even the second half.

7. The mouse fell in love with the cat and sang: I love you, I love you, just like the mouse loves rice. No matter how much wind and rain there are, I will still be with you. Cat: Don’t be pretentious, my mother said, falling in love without the purpose of getting married is just a hooligan!

8. It’s God’s destiny, the emperor Zhao said, although it is early summer, the climate is changeable, sometimes cold and sometimes cold. Hot, this order is specially issued. Beloved, you need to be kind to yourself, add clothes at the right time to prevent colds, stay happy at all times, and do not resist orders!

9. The Big Gray Wolf said to the Red Wolf Lord: "Wife, I will catch a sheep for you." The red wolf glared at it and said: "Silly, Shenma mutton, in my opinion, it is just a cloud? If you want to catch him, just read the text message and catch this guy, eating pork is popular now!"

10. Stinginess Gui was out on business, and he was afraid that someone would secretly drink the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I spit out it too!

11. The only thing in the world that will become better and better as time goes by The thing is memories.

12. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

13. Troubles have been fired, sorrow has been defeated, unhappiness has fled, failure has been written off, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouded, auspiciousness is shining, blessings are surrounding, happiness is reporting!

14. If I hit you, I will hit you. Do I have to choose a day?

15. Making money is not easy. It does not require hard work, but also sweat. Money is precious. If you don’t spend it, you should spend it. All the money spent is in vain! I wish my friends can make money steadily and spend money freely!

16. A little ant was walking and saw his companion standing on the roadside with a foot stretched out. The little ant was puzzled. Question: Brother, what are you doing? I saw the little ant whispering, Look, the elephant is coming, I am tripping the elephant!

17. Feifei: Has your childhood dream come true? Ah Ju : Half realized! Feifei: Oh, what was your dream when you were a child? Aju: I want to be a policeman. Uncle Feifei: How do you call it half realized? Aju: I am an uncle now...

18. You take your overpass and I take my underpass.

19. The cat said to the tiger: Look at you, you are bigger than me, but no one likes you. Look at me being hugged by people every day, how great it is. Hurry up and lose weight. Tiger: No matter what, I am still the king of the forest, and you must be under my control.

20. Life that does not aim at happiness is nonsense. Love that does not end with marriage will break up sooner or later. It is best not to do a job that does not reward you with a salary increase. It is best not to do a job that is not based on teasing. Who will read the message! Short and humorous words to write to friends 3

1. Such strenuous activities such as going out on the street are not suitable for me. My great wish is to be able to sit in front of the computer and compete on Sundays.

2. What is irony? Irony is that even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, they still think your paper is soft and stains your fingers, and the paper is hard and scratches your butt.

3. On a whim, I used your photos as my desktop, and tmd actually got a computer virus.

4. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

5. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

6. Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified.

7. The oath was just a momentary gaffe

8. When I woke up early in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

9. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable.

Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, unable to tell when the weather is changing.

10. How can you get married without experience (scum)? No one can be a mother casually!

11. For many years, the toilet seat in my house has never been raised. Passed!

12. I wish all the lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters,

13. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago.

14. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked inside to tease the mosquitoes and scare them to death.

15. Others think that I am bowing my head in thought, but in fact I am looking at whether I should pick up this hair on the ground.

16. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

17. Even if you already have a name and a master, I will still replace you with others...

18. People need faces, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

19. If you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

20. Grandpas come from grandsons.

21. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

22. If the love lasts for a long time, how long will it take to get married?

23. The so-called threshold is a door if you have passed it, and a threshold if you cannot pass it.

24. You are not a VIP, not even a V, you are just a p.

25. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.