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Does anyone have a play script suitable for college? Urgent, urgent, urgent

Translate the narration onto the stage (the opening song of Xinwen Network, followed by the opening music)

Act 1

Narration: A long time ago, the lonely Cinderella She has been bullied by her half-sister and her dominatrix-like stepmother since she was a child. On the eve of the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, my mother received a text message. (Music stops)

Mother: Hey, another harassing text message, these days... Oh my god, it’s from the royal family! October 1, 2009, is a beautiful day. The royal family will hold a grand party at the People's Small Hall (Shandong dialect)

(Hold up the sign, the next morning) ( The first four lines of Two Tigers, Part 1 of the Ballet)

Mother: Daughters, get ready to dress up!

The younger and younger daughters appeared dancing the swan dance.

Daughter: Mommy, it’s time to go. (Stand at attention and step out)

Act 2 (announcement)

Narration: All this was heard by Cinderella who was hiding aside. She knew that she could not attend the party, so I felt super depressed. At this time, an old witch appeared. (The first two sentences of "Symphony of Destiny")

(The old witch flies up; magic gt;)

Old witch: If you want to live well, you must eat enough; If you want to be in a good mood, you must do well in the math test; if you want to get high grades, forget about math (Chongqing dialect)

Secretary He: Do you want to have a falling in love with the prince?

Secretary Li: Mobile users please edit the text message "Long live the motherland, long live the motherland" to 110. China Unicom users please edit the text message "Oppose Taiwan independence, boycott Japanese goods" to 120.

Cinderella : I don’t have a mobile phone, but I have Super QQ, which allows me to send text messages for free. You can receive my QQ messages (pretending to be aggrieved).

Old Witch: Shh, don’t talk. Today is the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China. Our Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry witch club is conducting three rural poverty alleviation activities. Let’s make it a deal! I will lend you three magic weapons and ask for my secretary! NO.1

Secretary congratulations: Xiao Shenyang brand smelly and shameless cosmetic bag

Old witch: NO.2

Secretary Li: Sister Furong brand does not look fat A slender evening dress (cover Cinderella with the magic cloth and change her clothes)

Old Witch: NO.3, this is also the highlight of our day! Chen Shui-bian insulted your pair of glass slippers! (Take off shoes from magic prosthesis) Remember, you must be back before 12 o'clock, otherwise... (exit while talking)

Act 3 (announcement)

Narration: Exciting The day finally arrived. Cinderella was carrying a shameless Xiao Shenyang makeup bag, wearing a Sister Furong evening dress that didn’t look fat and slim, and stepped on Chen Shui-bian’s glass slippers and hit the road. (Two lines of music from the climax of "Love Corner" sound) At the party, the handsome prince and the beautiful Cinderella are about to meet.

(Prince and Xiao Zhuozi enter) Prince’s opening show (to be determined)

Prince: On this wonderful day of the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China, at the dance of the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China, let me Let's have fun together with our country, let's have fun!

(The stepmother appears with her eldest daughter)

The prince invites the eldest daughter to dance ("Zhu Bajie Marries a Wife").

After the dance, the younger daughter rushed forward and kicked the elder daughter away, and invited the prince to dance with her utmost gentleness. ("Counting Ducks")

Cinderella scratched her head and walked onto the stage, stepped on one foot (the shoe was too big) and fell (throwing the bag out), and fell into Xiao Zhuozi's arms

Xiao Zhuozi Zhuo Zi: Oh~ Miss, have I seen you somewhere?

Cinderella: I have seen you in my dreams, and your sweet smile is so sweet. ("Sweet Honey")

Xiao Zhuozi/Cinderella: It's you, it's you, I'm dreaming of you.

(The two looked at each other and fell in love at first sight! The prince coughed and stared. Xiao Zhuozi let go and Cinderella fell to the ground).

The prince pulled Cinderella up (Xiao Zhuozi left the stage like a eunuch, Cinderella reluctantly watched Xiao Zhuozi leave, and they both nodded at the same time) Cinderella danced with the prince. (The narrator knocks something, twelve times)

Cinderella: Ah! It's 12 o'clock and the Internet is going to be disconnected! My dear, I want to go home and cancel my account (Throw the shoe out during the dance, the prince picks it up, next)

Act 4 (announcement)

Narration: Cinderella and her stepmother The sisters returned home anxiously, looking forward to hearing from the messenger.

Cinderella: Whenever I think of last night. My heart is left in that palace. When I am too tired to do anything, I will always think of you, and then I will forget the hardship of mopping the floor. You and I make a promise... (Promise)

Eldest daughter: Promise? What's the agreement? Just wipe the floor! Stay here and don't disturb my memory of my wonderful prince. (After speaking, the eldest daughter spits and kicks Cinderella) Look! I can't even clean it up, just wipe it over there!

大: (Singing) Yesterday at the National Day dance, the fireworks went up and my heart blossomed. A dance made me confused. I think about it over and over, but I can’t forget it. (The first five sentences of "The Girl Opposite Looks Over")

The younger daughter slapped her and called her over) Ah...ah...

Little girl: (singing) I'm here waiting for you to come over , waiting for you to come over and love me, I am here waiting for you to come over, waiting for you to come over and I will put the ring on (the first 4 sentences of "Peach Blossoms Blooming") (the eldest daughter pulls the younger daughter's ear) Ouch...ouch...

Big: stop! Let’s get down to business. The prince tonight is so handsome! (Putting hands together, the nymphomaniac one) Handsome, dashing...

Little: (Can’t wait to continue speaking) Romantic, suave...

(Enter the stepmother, interrupting the two of them) Conversation)

Mother: Girls, girls! Have a clear mind! (Scolding his two daughters) You are not children anymore, why are you so superficial in your views? Girls, we have to see through the phenomenon to see the essence!

The two daughters looked confused and exaggerated: What is the essence? What is the essence?

Stepmother: Uh (no words), um, Cinderella, come here and tell them what the essence is

Cinderella: Then wait for it to fall! If love is so great, what do you have to struggle with? Are you worse than others? ("Sister, Sister, Stand Up")

Mother: Ah! Right! Cinderella, who asked you to come here! While mopping the floor! have a finger in the pie! (Be rude when driving Cinderella away, and turn to his daughters) Listen, out of ten men, seven are stupid, eight are stupid, and nine are bad, and there is one that everyone loves. Daughters, if you jump out, it will be sweet words. Deceive him here, love him well, and never let him leave again. ("Sisters, Sisters Stand Up", the stepmother pointed at her daughters accusingly, the daughters nodded aside, and the stepmother was intoxicated with herself after singing)

(Clearing her throat, solemnly, singing) He is wearing a dazzling With a gold crown, he wears an expensive white shirt, has no worries about food and clothing, and the family’s wealth is piled high ("Jasmine"). What an ideal image of a son-in-law! I heard that the prince’s dream lover lost a shoe at the ball. How about we...

(The three people looked at each other and smiled evilly) (Cinderella also smiled evilly next to them)

Fifth Curtain (announcement)

Narration: Finally, the next day, someone came from the palace (raised tone)! ("CCTV version of Swordsman" (Eaaah...), Xiao Zhuozi appears holding shoes, music changes)

Xiao Zhuozi: (holding glass slippers, singing to the audience) If I had never met you, What will I be like, how will my life be, and whether I should cherish life? Ever since I met someone and appeared at that dance, my life has become as happy and sweet as honey (8 sentences from "The First Experience of Love") )

(Turns to the four people and bows) Whose shoes do these belong to? (The shoe was held high by one hand by Xiao Zhuozi)

As soon as he finished speaking, the eldest daughter, the youngest daughter and the stepmother all rushed forward. The eldest daughter held Xiao Zhuozi's hand, and the stepmother pinched Xiao Zhuozi's neck. (Ginger is still hotter when she is old!), and the younger daughter grabs the shoes.

Little daughter: I got it! (The stepmother and eldest sister both stopped and looked at the little daughter, who put her shoes on) There are pairs of birds on the tree, and the crystal shoes are a perfect match for me;

Xiao Zhuozi: Pick the flowers casually Yiduo, let me return the palace;

Little daughter: Wait for me to comb your hair;

Xiao Zhuozi: A prison uniform and handcuffs. (Both husband and wife return the house, add action)

Little daughter: How...how...what's going on?

Xiao Zhuozi: The prince was killed at the end of the party. This glass slipper was the murder weapon left at the scene. The prince was killed by this glass slipper! Now, the evidence is there, you are the criminal!

The stepmother and eldest daughter were so frightened that they fell to the ground.

Cinderella got up from the ground and went over, saying to her little daughter: Haha! My little baby, let me see - (lifting the little daughter's chin) Yo yo yo, why does your skin look like a toad! It's a shame that you still use the "Lend me a handsome face" brand facial cleanser! Do you want me to help you mop your floor? (Turns around and lifts the eldest daughter's chin) You... you are not as good as your little sister! I can't even wipe it clean. It seems that I take good care of myself. How can you compare with me? (Turns around and presses against Xiao Zhuozi intimately) Brother Xiao Zhuozi, right? (Looking at the little daughter, stepmother and others with pride)

Little daughter: Ah, I understand! These shoes are not mine, they belong to Cinderella...

Xiao Zhuozi: Stop talking nonsense! Pull Tian Jiabing to behead him in public!

Little daughter: I was wronged!

Cinderella: Huh! Cinderella doesn't speak, so you think of me as Snoopy!

Xiao Zhuozi escorted his little daughter down.

Eldest daughter, stepmother: younger sister (daughter)! (Part 2)

The little daughter screamed in the distance and was thrown with one hand. The narrator holds up a sign (the sign says "This hand is not that head").

Cinderella: Dear viewers, are you confused? Let me reveal the answer to this mystery for you! On the day of the incident, which was October 1, 2009, my brother Xiao Zhuozi (three voices) and I fell in love at first sight and fell in love... (action to be determined)

Xiao Zhuozi came on stage while speaking: But , the sissy prince fell in love with my beautiful Hui Hui and wanted to marry her.

The prince floated onto the stage: This couple of bitches murdered me for this.

Cinderella: Yes, I changed the glass slipper that the old witch gave me to the God Porridge No. 53 limited edition glass slipper, so even though everything else disappeared after 12 o'clock, the shoes But he stayed

Xiao Zhuozi: That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high. After Huihui left, I sent a text message to the prince in the name of Huihui

Prince: Yue Under the willow branches, people are about to be in darkness. Poor me, I thought she came out after meeting in the dream (the narrator came on stage and held up a sign to "reproduce the scene", and put a random sticker (the prince) on the narrator's body. Li Yue, Huang Jing, and Lin Lin appeared one after another and began to reenact the scene)

Xiao Zhuozi: After the prince came out, I smashed him to death with a glass slipper from behind. (The words fell and he started smashing)

Prince: Ah! I died like this (the actors stopped later)

Xiao Zhuozi: Every time I close my eyes and open them, a day has passed, hum. As soon as his eyes are closed or not opened, he will die like this, hum! (Li Yue left the scene of the crime and had a tryst with Huang Jing)

Cinderella: When I came back, my little sister happened to see me having a secret meeting with brother Xiao Zhuozi (He Zi held up a sign saying "You two are having a tryst?!" "), when she found out about the glass slipper, she threatened me about our private meeting and asked me to help her marry the prince (He Zi held up a sign saying "I will be the princess!"). So, I used a trick to help her get the shoes (Huang Jing picked up the shoes and threw them into Lin Lin's arms), and cooperated with Xiao Zhuozi to frame the death of the prince on her (Huang Jing and Li Yue dragged Lin Lin down).

Cinderella and Xiao Zhuozi walked to Taichung and sang rap "You Will Marry Me Today". While singing, Cinderella sat down on the "Prince".

Announcing "the end of the play", he tripped over the "Prince" when he came off the stage, called him up, and went on stage together for the curtain call.