Work humor message

I'll build your happiness; I'll make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; Your willfulness, I will give in; Love you, I am a professional pig farmer.

7 It's rainy and wet, and my mood is so wet ... Every night, you just stare at the cold window and watch it. I come over and say to you gently, "Wang Cai, go in, the bone giver won't come today.

8 This may be the last time I send you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you. I'm going to America in the near future, and all the formalities have been completed. I can't help it, really! Bush said he couldn't handle Saddam without me.

11. It really scares me to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you have been suffering from dementia since childhood, you are harmless to society. Who dares to sell you? I'm really worried about him. It's strange to sell you!

12. I told my mother: I like you! After getting along with you for such a long time, I feel that I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house and accompany me every day! But my mother didn't agree. She said: Dogs are not allowed at home!

13. I've changed my job, and now I'm working in a bank, which is not far from you. Come to me when you have time, and shout my name at the bank, and I'll know! I changed my name. That's too vulgar. I'm calling Qiang Jie first.

14. Yesterday, I saw on the Internet that the model of mobile phone you used had extremely high radiation. I was shocked. I was just about to inform you, but I saw that it didn't work for people with IQ less than 5. I was relieved. Don't worry, continue to use it.

15. The top secret document of the 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China: In order to improve the quality of China's population, the state has decided to eliminate a group of retarded and ugly children with the appearance of Sun Guo, so hurry up and leave quietly! Don't thank me! Be safe! (End)

16. Shall we go on a date on Saturday? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to walk with you to the seaside and listen to the sound of the sea. I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down!

17. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky was so quiet, the sun was so bright, and the sea was so boundless. You stood by the blue sea, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

18. At the moment when I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale.

2. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig! ! ! !

21. I wrote your name all over the sky and was taken away by the clouds. I wrote your name all over the mountain and was taken away by the wind. I wrote your name all over the street, kao, and I was taken away by the police

22. You are the sun in my heart, but it rained; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the goddess Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first ... < P > 23. What's the matter? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please dial again later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has run out of service area, please redial later.