Humorous lover's short message

1. Fold a paper boat to carry my deepest thoughts and blessings. In the pouring moonlight, I will be close to your windowsill and stop at your pillow ... May you be happy, I don't care if you are lonely, and I will be satisfied if you are happy. Happy Valentine's Day!

2, send you flowers, not worthy of your beauty; Sending you chocolate is not worthy of your sweetness; Send you red beans, you can't compete with my acacia; Send you a world that can't hold my love for you; Just give my heart to you and tell me how much I love you! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

There are three glorious things in the world: love, diamonds and you. Happy Valentine's Day!

4. Test your wisdom. Why is there no fish in water? There are no stones in He Shan? What tree has no branches? What son has no father? What woman has no husband? What city has no city? Type one word in order in each sentence, and six words make a very romantic sentence. Please give it to the person you love the most.

5, love doesn't need too much, just hold hands for a lifetime, make life trivial, record our childishness and aging, those lingering dawns and dusk, I am, I am, the happiest woman in the world!

6. I feel so gentle when I miss you. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. I miss your heart and tell you happy Valentine's Day! -I love you!

7. The days together are dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

8. Cloud misses clothes and flowers, and blushes when she misses you. You are a bee, I am a flower, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are a blackboard, I am an eraser, where there is you, there is my home! Happy Valentine's Day!

9, the heart is very big, only the heart is practical. There are many dreams, and your dreams are wonderful. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, and the scenery is good with you. The future is far away and you are wonderful. Dear, let's spend Valentine's Day together!

10, I fell in love with you at first sight and hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

1 1, Valentine's Day is romantic and warm, flowers represent lovesickness, chocolates represent happiness and sweetness of life, and text messages represent wishes for lovers: Happy Valentine's Day!

12, Valentine's Day is an ocean of flowers and chocolates. If you have no lover, buy yourself a bunch of flowers and eat a piece of love candy. This is God's wish: let you wander in love and get out of confusion as soon as possible!

13, the days are dissipating and the time is shortening. Don't wander around if you have nothing to do. Blessing is today: if there is no lover, it is better to read books, surf the Internet, chat on QQ, audition for movies, and most importantly, don't pay for your lover!

14, life is endless. In this way, we should always put down the tools at hand, cheer for life, bring your lover on Valentine's Day, tell the romantic past together and recall the beautiful past!

15, vows will always be the witness of the earth, actions will always be the witness of lovers, and friendship will always be the witness of friends. On Valentine's Day, I send you a warm message, simple and frank, with only one purpose. Happy Valentine's Day to you and your lover!

16, sending roses is too vulgar, giving money is too vulgar, watching movies is unpleasant, eating is fat, and shopping is hard; I can't believe this feeling, so I will send you a message to wish you a happy Valentine's Day! (^O^)[page)

17, I have no money and can't send you roses, but I have a sincere heart and pray for happiness and peace for you. Even when my energy is exhausted, I will turn into a meteor to light this eternal love. Happy Valentine's Day!

18, send a pot of green potted plants, and wish you all the best; Send a green shirt, I wish you refreshing; Green Valentine's Day is here. I give you a small green umbrella. I hope you can isolate all interference and stay in your lover's heart. I wish you happiness and sweet love!

19, a crutch, I want to taste the sweetness with you; A bowl of gruel, I want to taste the warm feeling with you; A blessing, I want to walk the road of life with you. Dear, love you forever!

20. Living space must be set aside through cleaning and reduction; The space of the soul is expanded through thinking and enlightenment. When playing bridge, you should play the deck of cards in your hand incisively and vividly, whether it is good or bad; Life is the same.

2 1, put on a happy posture, show a sweet smile, adjust the focus of understanding, flash the light of trust, press the shutter of care, take a spoony photo, and lock the love of a lifetime. Photo Valentine's Day is here, giving you eternal love.

22. Your singing is like silver moonlight, pouring into the world of my soul; Your smile is like a silver river, infiltrating my spiritual pastoral; Your simplicity is like a silver snowflake, which permeates the corner of my heart. Silver Valentine's Day is coming, and I give you a promise of pure silver to love you for a lifetime.

23, I practice in a low voice, the miracle of sheep counting stars, I secretly drink, the small temper of milk and salt, I quietly hum, the moon to the stars, at night, let me miss you, me, or let you live in my heart.

24. My love is like a flame. I miss you feverishly. My heart is scribbled, and the center is like a knot. Your feelings are poison. If you see blood, you will seal your throat. Your beauty is like a machete, and the knife is the hardest to escape. Honey, I went to play at the weekend!

25, gentle secret love, confession with milk chocolate, makes him feel sweet and meticulous; * * * feelings, choose nut chocolate to show your uniqueness; Fall in love and use pure chocolate to dissolve the emotional freeze. Happy Valentine's Day!

26, a lot of time has passed, and the memory has been frozen. After many years, you and I have some old traces, and many words are still secrets in our hearts. Photo Valentine's Day, dear, you will always be the most beautiful moment in my life!

27, April 14, South Korea's "Black Valentine's Day", single or lovelorn people will wear black clothes and eat black food (mostly noodles coated with a thick layer of black bean sauce) to relieve their inner pain.

28. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

29. When spring goes and spring comes, time waits for no one, and youth is fleeting and gone forever. While you are young and loved, fall in love quickly and show your generosity. Don't be afraid of failure. I wish you find true love soon.

30, send you a flower, I wish you beautiful; Send you a diamond ring, I hope you will be happy forever; Send you a candy, which means you are happy and healthy; Send you a message to remind you to add clothes in time. Baby, it's cold, keep warm!

3 1, the day of white is here. You know, a pot can't be without a lid, a fire can't be without a flame, a needle can't be without a tip, and a key can't be without a chain, so I can't be without you!

32. Money kisses love, and everyone's heart is warm; Wisdom kisses justice and the atmosphere is awe-inspiring; Filial piety and affection, warm and infinite; Candlelight kisses love, and romance is boundless. 6. 14 Valentine's Day kiss, wishing you success in your career and happiness in your family!

33, love is meeting, dust-free and dye-free; Love is sacred, non-toxic and harmless; Love is tacit understanding, green and energy saving; Love is fate, fresh and pure; Green Valentine's Day is here, dear, I love you and wish you a happy Green Valentine's Day.

34. Cold will not care for you because of your beauty, nor will it retreat because of your determination to pursue elegance. Honey, it's cold. Remember to add clothes to keep warm. I wish you health, beauty and happiness. This is my goal in life.

35. Watching movies on Valentine's Day is too corny, shopping is too tiring, sending flowers is too expensive, and walking is tasteless; Why don't you have a romantic date in the early morning, snuggle up in the moonlight, frolic on the grassland, and send a comfort to single friends on your mobile phone!

36. Kissing is Valentine's Day. You won the kiss award. You can take to the street and kiss any passerby. The acceptance conditions are: wear sports shoes to receive attention: run away after kissing. Hehe, happy Valentine's Day.

37. Take him (her) as the most affectionate photo in your eyes, wrap it in the eternal love world with plastic wrap, give it to your closest lover on Valentine's Day, and explain the true meaning of love to her (him); I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and a sweet photo.

38. Every touch, every heart and every heart comes from sincerity; Every day's waiting, every day's expectation and every second's longing are all from the heart. Silver Valentine's Day is coming, I wish you a happy life!

39, white day is coming, in order to maintain the stability of love, the state will issue a love restriction order, stipulating that everyone can only have one lover, and all those who have two or more lovers will be subject to emotional tax. Relax, my friend.

40. Today, the mountains are green, the water is green, the sky is green, the sea is green, the lover's eyes are green, and the lover's heart is green. With a green mood, convey green romance and green sweetness. Happy Green Valentine's Day!

4 1, spring is like a key, which opens all thoughts. Clouds pass over your shoulders, detailing the lingering love. The breeze kisses your face and tells my thoughts. Dear, white day, let's pray for happiness forever!

I can't extricate myself from your temptation. I can't help it I can't help it Today is Valentine's Day. I want to kiss you ~ ~ delicious ice cream. Hehe, be happy on Valentine's Day.

43. The sky prays for us, and it is romantic. The earth gives us infinite sweetness; Flowers bloom for us, warm and infinite; Green trees are our witness, and our true feelings are infinite. Green Valentine's Day, looking at you, infinite happiness!

44. The wind is blowing, the clouds are floating, and the heart that loves you will never change; People are moving, their hearts are beating, and I miss you endlessly; There is love in the sky and love on the earth. Can I be romantic with you? This day is diary day. I believe happiness will follow.

45. I+you = happy with each other. Whether you accept it or not, I really love you. You are my sunshine after rain and the warm ocean in winter! Happy Valentine's Day!

46, 7. 14 silver valentine's day, you asked me how much you love me: love you, make ends meet; Love you, live in food, clothing and shelter; Love you, as evidenced by the sun, moon and stars; Love you, all the wealth is yours-dear, you are the only one in my life, even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I won't regret loving you!

On Valentine's Day, I collected all the love songs for you and sent them to your mobile phone. Hide everything you say in the lyrics and make it a released secret. Happy Valentine's Day!

48. W: At your age, you have accomplished nothing. Do you know why? M: I don't know. W: Because you have no adventurous spirit. Man: Who said I didn't! Didn't I marry you?

M: I'm fed up with your cursing all day! If this continues, I will get a divorce and find another one! Woman: Just like you, you won't be scolded if you watch it again? M: I will be scolded, but at least I can hear something new. . .

50. The ant fell in love with the spider, circled around the net all day, and accidentally fell into the net, ecstatic: "Dear, I am coming!" The spider was so happy that she rushed forward to hug her crazy relatives: "honey, I love you too." I want to eat you in my mouth, put you in my stomach and melt into my blood ... "

5 1, female: husband! The man was so absorbed in watching TV that he didn't notice his wife's phone call. Woman: Husband, old man! The man turned around: old woman, what can I do? After saying his word, a powder fist came to my face.

We only have one earth, so you should cherish it. There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too!

53. X female: I am convinced that a man will come into this world and be tortured by me.

54. Looking back suddenly, I sprained my neck. Sometimes I see things too clearly, but I will lose the beauty it deserves. ...

55. The world is full of noise, and you are the most real, because you stumble and giggle, and love is just a word. Even if I rush through my life, I will wholeheartedly protect every minute of you. Baby, love you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

56. I just want to stop in autumn, to stop being cold in winter, to stop being a beauty, and to hibernate because of sadness. Valentine's Day is coming, throw away all unhappy music, leave a relaxed heart and enjoy the taste of happiness in love.

57. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. How about romance today?

58. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

59. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not be apart for sixty years!

6 1, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I didn't send you a text message, but it was lightning and thunder.

62. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

63. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

64. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having your company and who will complete it.

Even if the whole world abandons you, I won't give up on you. Even if people all over the world don't like you, I still like you as before. Even if you are homeless now, I will take you here-the world pig farm, your warm home forever.

I haven't forgotten you since I saw you last time. In order to welcome your arrival, we are ready: the knife has been sharpened very sharply, and a large pot of water has been boiled, just waiting for your arrival. Fat pig, you can't get away this time.

67. Man, long time no see. Do you still live in Zhanyun Cave in Fuling? Remember the last time I went to your house? Thank you for your hospitality. We will see each other frequently in the future. Come out for a walk more often when you are free. Don't always wander around Gaolaozhuang. Keep in touch, man!

68. The Acrobatic Troupe invites you out. Your performance is simple: bark like a dog, you swear to disobey, and you strictly respect yourself. As a result, you were scolded: it is so difficult for dogs to bark, you are really a pig! The message is harmless, just to make you laugh.

69. The highest state of coming is to come whenever you want, and the highest state of going is to leave whenever you want. The highest state of short messages is to keep turning. The highest state of replying to SMS is to read it for three days and three nights and then turn it back. Did you reply to today's message?

70. Once a man took his photo and asked people everywhere if they knew who the person in the photo was. Everyone shook their heads and walked towards me. I recognized you as the person in the photo. Guess "Why?" Because I have an eye for pigs.

7 1. A young man from Hunan traveled to Beijing for the first time and happened to meet a TV station in Beijing for an interview: Where are you from? The young man in Hunan was very excited: my motherland is in Changsha, and the reporter was suddenly speechless. Happy every day. I wish you happiness.

72. The ideological and moral course in primary school says: You should persevere in doing things, so don't wash your face every day. In middle school, the political teacher said: quantitative change leads to qualitative change, so when I saw you again, I shouted: "Wow, African, you speak Chinese so well!" "

M: This bride price is too expensive to marry a daughter-in-law. Woman: The gold content of this man is too low to give the bride price. Mother-in-law: The bride price will never drop, not a year, not a festival, and it will never be a big reward!

74. I always cry for you, but even so, I don't want to abandon you; For you, I asked myself if it was worth it, but your appearance always haunted me. This time, I thought for a long time and made a decision: onion, onion, I want to break up with you and never cut you again.

75. May singles find the direction of love, lovers in love find a happy paradise, loving couples find a warm haven, years heal the sadness of life, and the petals of love dance lightly forever. I wish you a sweet and auspicious Valentine's Day!

76. There is a shop in Love City, in front of which is Happiness South Road; It's so warm to walk into the store, and the faint fragrance of flowers permeates the living room; As soon as White Day arrived, the shopkeeper became busy. Silly shopkeeper eyes * * *, busy looking at the phone.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

78. Because you care, you are afraid of losing. Because I love you, I don't want to give up. Because of persistence, I am full of courage. Because I cherish it, I live a good life. I have a good life because of you. I wish you a happy March 14 white day!

79. You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog fell in love with a rose. I chose to leave in order not to hurt each other. Valentine's day is coming, hedgehog wishes roses in the distance: find the little prince as soon as possible and be happy every day.

80. Dial your number gently to let you know my arrival; Slowly release my blessing and let you feel my existence; Let the wind send my heart, let the stars convey my greetings; Did you have a good day?

8 1, single aristocrats come to the party, eating and drinking are free, black clothes, black hats and black boots are matched, black coffee is full of flavor, and lonely men and women are in place. If not, we can get together. From now on, someone will accompany us and bid farewell to loneliness and sadness. Black Valentine's Day, I wish you puppy love and find your own happiness!

My life is no longer lonely because of you, my back is no longer lonely because of you, and my happiness is no longer lonely because of you. Because of you, I feel sweet, safe, satisfied and happy. Dear, happy holidays, love you the same.

83. If I want to forget you, I will definitely forget you, but I will always think of you, and I will make my heart yours. As long as I can forget you, I won't let my sadness accompany me again.

84. Black Valentine's Day, I think your dark circles have spread to my mouth. You can't find the north with black sunglasses. I have nothing to do, I just want to be a gangster. I suddenly fell in love with black roses. The truest blessing is for you. Hey, good luck saying goodbye to being single soon. Black Happy Valentine's Day.

85. A pair of silver rings set their true feelings and went home hand in hand to meet their parents, who were happy and looking forward to getting married as soon as possible. Marriage is destined for a lifetime, and two of a kind is a silver Valentine's Day, which gives a witness to love and makes happiness infinitely sublimated!

86. I hate separation. If I can't get up continuously, I can only watch you go far through the space. You ask when the return date is, why don't you want to be separated all the time, let your thoughts fly freely in the sky and miss you freely.

87. In Wan Li, love blossoms and bears fruit. The breeze sends me care, and the drizzle sends you miss. The moon shines on the wanderer and the stars are connected. Green Valentine's Day is here, let the world witness our immortal love!

88. The affection of green leaves for roots has never changed, the care of green hills for green waters has never passed away, and the blue sky has always smiled at white clouds. My love for you will never disappear. Dear, Green Valentine's Day is here, giving you the warmest love.

89. White clouds kiss the blue sky, so Wan Li is clear; The fish kissed the river, so the river was clear; Rain kissed the earth, so the earth was full of vitality; I decided to kiss you to make you happy. Honey, today is Valentine's Day. May you be happy forever. I love you.

90. Today is an unforgettable day. Please wear black clothes, a pair of sunglasses and a bunch of black roses. Meet the person you love in the dark and say affectionately: Today is Black Valentine's Day, dear, why are you so dark?

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