Swear without cursing.

1, give you face you don't want. You are shameless.

2, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

I don't understand, if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

Have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in others' eyes?

5. It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among the beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

6. When cooking, a crab pushed open the lid and said to you, "I'm hot!" Answer: If you want to be red, just endure it. ...

7. Do you think that you are Popeye and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?

8. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark.

9. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm a father. Look at you. You are handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall.

10, don't think that you can stay away from chalk for a few more days if you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

1 1. Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf?

12, if you mess with me, send your name to the cat's paw hodgepodge and let MOPPER spray you to death.

13. Do you have any good news? Tell me, have fun.

14, when you meet someone who takes advantage of love, it can be said that love takes advantage of petty gain. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

15, I had a dream at night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in my life, and he also said that there was only one way to break the spell: texting 10 fool, and I cried at that time. I only know you, and I'm finished. ...

16, you scold me, but I don't listen. Your mother has white, white black claws and pulls your father's underpants.

17, the simplest secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die ~ ~

18, you are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

19, you can use 2B pencil to describe your wonderful life.

20. How brave did you take to speak to me like this?

2 1, if handsome, humans will have to reproduce asexually.

22, backache, toothache, stomach pain, leg pain, why not die of pain!

23. You have been too lazy to pay attention to him, so you have been silent. He asked you why you didn't speak, and you said that the dog bit me and I couldn't bite the dog.

24. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

25. Don't wear perspective clothes, okay? Do you think you are an animal? .

26, it seems to be the front line, and the urine and urine are bifurcated, so treat it quickly! ! People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, living wastes air, wasting land at home and wasting RMB.

27. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will run amok together.

28, even the flowers look good, you are more than 10 times.

29. There is a big plate on these two lips. (Zhang Ailing)

30. It's a pity that you don't go to the army. You are so ugly that more than half of you will die if you put it on the battlefield.

3 1, now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

32. You think you are a pencil box with so many pens in it.

In fact, you are nothing but a barking dog.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

35. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

36. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for being unattractive when you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

37. Beating you will hurt my hand, and scolding you will dirty my mouth. Go away, lest you pollute my eyes.

38. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

39. It looks like the front line, and the urine is bifurcated. Go to treatment! ! A person is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap, a knife is wasted alive, the air is wasted when it dies, the land at home is wasted, and RMB is wasted.

40. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

4 1, you must think yourself a fool. I can only be helpless silently in my heart.

42. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

43. Go straight ahead, be careful that there is a dog behind you, and there is no place to hide after being bitten.

Spilled saliva is more deadly than SARS.

45,-10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald.

46. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

47. There is a tacit understanding, a wonderful feeling, a happiness accompanied by you, and an idiot who can finish reading short messages.

48,-2B describes you, people don't like pencils!

49. It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; When you wipe, a devil appears; He said: You can have a wish! You said: I want to live forever, I want to be invulnerable, I want to learn to swim! Results ~ Ka! You became an illegitimate child. ...

50. You can't beat me. Don't always pretend to force me with your gorgeous language. You are not good enough.

5 1, you are Korean, and your whole family is Korean!

52. Damn guy like you: saliva is more deadly than SARS.

53. Grenade will explode when it sees you.

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

55. Although I often brush my teeth, my mouth still smells of shit. Although I often take a bath, I still smell like scum.

56. If you smile brightly, the wolf will hang himself; You scream gently, and the chicken flies and the dog jumps; Your chic stop stinks to death; You sweat with excitement, and lice suffer; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed!

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

58. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

59. Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

I don't want to break it to you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

6 1, I like you, I treat you as a baby; I don't like you. What are you?

62. My brother is a legend. Don't ask me which unit I work in.

63, others scold you noisy, you say go back, I will give you a stone to eat.

64. On Sunday morning, it snowed heavily, and the old garbage collectors lined up. When the captain gave the order, they rushed to the garbage dump, and all the smelly shoes and socks were stuffed into their mouths.

65. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

66. The long flying sand is great.

67. You should be thankful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big.

68. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

69. The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who gave you another look?

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

7 1, the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of disgraced ancestors.

72. Who knows that the mouth can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog sleeping in the stove in winter in front of people.

73. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to continue to live.

74. Are you crazy? 100 still boiling water.

75, life is: life, life ~

76. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

77. ×××× You were short of calcium and love since childhood. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

78. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

79. Don't you know that you smell like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days?