Humorous sentences that describe others getting fat are universal (49)

humorous sentences that describe others getting fat

1. The epidemic is coming to an end, and I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more, which is not optimistic.

2. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

3. It's too easy to get fat in winter, so I will try to lose weight for a beautiful spring.

4. whoever has few folds in his stomach is not ups and downs in life.

5. I'm just curious about the fat world. I went in for a walk and got lost.

6. I can afford to play. I'm not so picky as thin people. I don't eat this or do that.

7. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

8. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; if you are fat, everything is useless.

9. I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

1. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

11. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are already numb.

12. Fat people want to be thin so much, and too thin people want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

13. I'm so hungry, but I don't really want to eat. I've been eating too much recently, and I feel like I'm going to gain weight.

14. What's the matter? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why did I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

15. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so fat can't be reduced!

16. Love to eat is also an art, so don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

17. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two spaces! Too fat.

18. If you gain three kilograms during the festive season, take a closer look at three kilograms. Lose weight desperately for half a year, and celebrate the New Year before you succeed.

19. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, amiable and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

2. The angle of taking pictures is really important, and you accidentally make yourself short and fat.

21. Give me back my collarbone and my leg. It's hard to get, and now it's getting fatter and fatter.

22. Every fat person is a potential stock. You don't know how beautiful you are to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

23. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your type? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

24. When I bite the muscles inside my cheeks, I suddenly realize whether my face is fat.

25. No one can help you, just rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, stop eating, drink water and go to bed if you are hungry! 26. If time is killing pigs, obesity is killing dragons!

27. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

28. It's such a short distance that I can roll over it soon.

29. Invite me to eat when you miss me, and I'll be right there.

3. I was once thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

31. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

32. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be fat and delicate. Don't be thin and alike.

33. I told myself that I can't be fat any more. You can't even control your body, so how can you control your life?

34. I'm going to thin into a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

35. Shut up and take your legs! What can you control if you can't control your mouth?

36. I think I'm fat, but I really want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken and duck neck, and fish tofu with lotus root slices!

37. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the fat body and the discerning eyes of the masses

38. Control Alipay, stop it, and shut up. No matter how hungry you are in the middle of the night, you can't eat supper! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

39. Fat in vain, full of hope.

4. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a trip that you just leave, you still have a figure that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!

41. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling my weight for a period of time, even if I eat normally, I won't get fat. I'm stable and good!

42. One day, I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

43. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

44. Why do you want to eat like a dog ... You don't think you are fat enough.

45. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

46. My pants have shrunk again ...

47. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I have gained weight again.

48. I spent half of the whole winter in edema, and I seem to have gained five or six pounds.

49. Looking down at your feet ... Humor about finding yourself fat again (49 sentences)

Humor about finding yourself fat again (Part 1)

1. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you don't think you are fat enough, so hold on to your fat.

2. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; You can't lose so much weight!

3. Fat people have one more defensive way to play basketball than ordinary people: breast defense

4. No matter whether thin people say they are fat or thin, fat people will think that thin people are showing off.

5. Being slightly fat is the best figure. The reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel skinny.

6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. I seem to have eaten a little too much clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

8. Good-looking people are called green tea bitches, while mine can only be called Hulk.

9. I got fat. Last year's skirt was very tight this year. Today's appetite is less than yesterday's.

1. I'm so hungry, but I don't really want to eat. I've been eating too much recently, and I feel like I'm going to gain weight.

11. I drifted and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I was lying in bed eating chocolate at this time of night.

12. It's not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being uneducated!

13. Eat, eat, eat and eat while feeling that your face is too fat.

14. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I took it.

15. A woman is ugly and has no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, the hero took a long time to arrive. The woman was angry when she saw that he was a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero is also angry: at least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

16. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

17. Shut up and take your legs! What can you control if you can't control your mouth?

18. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those fat people who are worried.

19. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend around her who has gained weight for many years.

2. You will know how fat you are after three days.

21. If you can't eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

22. The fat boy's song of youth is really an adventure of meat buns.

23. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

24. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is it your dish? This is simply no one! I think it's all right!

25. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money. Humor about finding yourself getting fatter again (Part II)

26. Sell me by the pound, and I can maintain Wang Sicong.

27. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

28. The epidemic will soon be over. I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. This trend of gaining weight is not optimistic.

29. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to change all my snacks into coffee and water.

3. whoever doesn't have a few folds in his stomach is not ups and downs in his life.

31. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first one is to eat, drink and be good!

32. Big breasts are just a fig leaf for fat people, and thin legs are just figs with flat breasts.

33. I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must refrain from eating salad in winter. It's really sad.

34. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are already numb.

35. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear you."

36. I didn't dislike my people when I was fat. I must repay you well when I lose weight.

37. On such a cold day this year, I actually feel ok. Maybe I have gained weight and fat. Hahahaha.

38. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain. You taught me.

39. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

4. I've been getting more and more displeased with myself recently. I guess I've gained weight again. After all, I'm all fleshy!

41. You're getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan style pork to quell the shock.

42. No wonder you can't lose weight.

43. I have gained weight recently. Met an old classmate. Negative energy is bursting. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

44. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the movement.

45. Everyone says I'm fat, but in fact I'm just thin.

46. I have a heart to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.

47. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

48. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. I don't call it fat, I call it coarse!

49. Don't call others rude just because they are getting a little fatter! Humorous sentences poking fun at girls

Humorous sentences poking fun at girls

1. Others use Chanel bags, lv bags and Dior bags, while I use expression bags!

2. We are not afraid of teachers, but we are afraid of teachers calling parents.

3. If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out.

4. Happiness is a comparative level, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

5. cigarettes are not obedient, so we smoke.

6. If you want to succeed, you must learn to give up. Only by giving up immediate interests can you get long-term profits.

7. Maybe you are just a passer-by in my life, and my world can't keep you.

8. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he keeps company with.

9. I spent all my luck meeting you, and I'll never get the wrong multiple-choice questions again. People who read humorous sentences that tease girls also read:

1. About pick up hot chicks, ugly people need routines, and handsome people only need routines.

11. When I catch up with her, I feel that I have finally cheated her, but after getting along, I always feel that I am on a thief boat.

12. Be nice to your boyfriend, after all, he has the best eyes in the world.

13. The boy and the girl quarreled, and the girl in a rage shouted, Get out of here! The boy also replied angrily: ok, roll and roll. The girl couldn't help crying when she looked at her leaving back. The boy turned around and shouted, What are you crying for? I'll come back at night.

14. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I'm giving an example.

15. You don't have to be cruel to harm people, but your IQ is low enough.

16. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a principled person?

17. It's not polite to ask a girl out for dinner temporarily, but it's important that people don't have time to wash their hair.

18. Your age can't pass Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.

19. Some things are lost, so I don't have them anymore. Even when I come back, I feel different.

2. There is always a person who has always lived in his heart, but bid farewell to funny sentences that tease girls in life.

1. I have a left Qinglong, a right white tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

2. After all, the love that never breaks up is just a song.

3. Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

4. Eat, I want to be thin, and I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went away.

5. when I say I can't afford to get hurt, it's the day when your house is on fire.

6. If you fall, get up and cry. Work hard and live for yourself!

7. Happy break-up. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me.

8. I've done everything I should and shouldn't do, but if it still doesn't work, I won't be forced.

9. Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.

1. It is that compulsory education that has occupied my youth.

11. When two people quarrel, the person who said sorry first did not admit defeat, but did not forgive. He just cherishes this feeling more than the other party.

12. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

13. Big head, thick neck, stupid as a pig!

14. You have a look of inviting you to scold me.

15. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

humorous quotations used to tease girls

1. Are you Cosmetic Contact Lenses? Why should I put you in my eyes?

2. Hello, the number you dialed passed away, please redial in the next life.

3. Life is like showing a movie. Maybe it will buffer the failure.

4. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

5. If the clown cries on the stage, do you think he is funny, too?

6. All the questions in the world can be answered with none of your business or mine. Suddenly I feel so busy.

7. Your acting skills are not good, or I exposed them too early.

8. It's mine, so don't move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

9. lose whatever you lose without losing your temperament.