85 words of teasing friends circle

1. Format yourself just to delete you.

It's very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

I want to stay with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

4. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it away.

5, being injured is the best day of the night, and there is no money in my pocket!

6. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

7. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up even if you die.

9. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

10, lover's day, enemy's Di Renjie.

1 1. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

12, everything is just a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

13. Although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

14, class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one section longer than six.

15, if you ignore me today, I'll come to you tomorrow.

16, you are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

17, only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

18, the accomplishment of girls taking pictures: only one selfie is taken out of 3,000 selfies.

19. I bought a razor online and my hands were shaking after shaving.

20, self-timer this kind of thing: three points are destined, and seven points depend on the filter.

2 1, there are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

22. I want to touch you If you are dissatisfied, you can kiss me back.

23, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

24. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

25. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

26. The whole world is busy falling in love, and only I am busy doing my homework.

27. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.

28. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

29. I lie every day. Go to bed early tonight, and I won't love you tomorrow.

30. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

3 1, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

32. What you can't put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get out is the bed.

33. Men always look at other people's daughters-in-law, but they can't see the goodness of their own women.

34. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

When I met you, I realized that dinosaurs could actually reappear.

36. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

It's great that you have a boyfriend. Now I only have one rival in love!

38. If being handsome is a mistake, then I have made a mistake.

39. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your daughter-in-law.

40. Playing mobile phone late at night is not only sentimental, but also beaten by mobile phone.

4 1. The tears you shed now are the water that entered your mind when you were in love.

42. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company whose boss had not found it.

43. Journey to the West tells us that having a teammate like a pig can make the team go west.

44. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

46. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

47. Face is a thing outside the body. You can have it. Money is a must. You must have it.

48. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

49. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

50. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

5 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I am very happy to see you.

52. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

53. You have only two choices. I am either your wife or your wife's nightmare.

54. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.

55. I know you are going to be mentally retarded and get out of hand, but I really want to see it.

56, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.

Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

58. Autumn has arrived. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

59. I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

6 1, God is fair, giving others happiness will also make you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

62. There has always been a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

63. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a difficult start!

64. After Liu Hai has been around for a long time, suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure, and I always feel that others are watching me.

65. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

My boyfriend is considerate of me. In order not to disturb me, he hasn't come to see me for more than ten years, which is very warm.

67. I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

68. I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever at home, and sneezing at school is thought to be terminal cancer.

69. I may not be able to carry a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

7 1, I hope that one day, we can become strangers again and I will get to know you again. See how I kill you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

73. It's almost Tanabata, and you're starting to go crazy. Listen to me, brothers. It's not bad that you have been alone for so many years.

74. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when a parent-teacher conference is held, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call your aunt.

Although I am not good at math, I will still write my domineering "solution" on my homework.

76. It is raining in the city where you live. I wanted to ask you if you had an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid you would say no, and I laughed out loud.

77. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

78. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

79. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

80. I was hit in the waist by my youth. Not only did I not apologize, but I pretended that nothing had happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

8 1, I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't have execution, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be lost. Why? Because you are stupid.

83. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. Just go into a restaurant, no one can dissuade you, and you will gain a few pounds.

84. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.

85. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food. This is what my wife told me!