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Wechat sends weekend greetings and blessings.

1. Don't hold on, you are not an umbrella; Don't stand up, you are not a house price; Come on, you're not a pocket. It's the weekend. It's time to relax. Happiness is the last word. Have a nice weekend!

2. When the weekend comes, there are several things to do: cover the quilt and sleep, and then change your posture when you are tired; Send a message to a friend and tell him that you are narcissistic; Lying on the sofa, listening to music with your ears, watching TV with your eyes, pointing to the keyboard and dancing with your toes are the coolest! Have a nice weekend!

Life is like an arithmetic problem. You add a few right people, subtract a few missed people, and finally wait for the people you cherish all your life, friends. Have a nice weekend!

4. I am busy all the year round; In addition to going to work, it is a bed; Friendship, never forget; Infinitely concerned, hidden in my heart; It's the weekend again, happy; Pick up the phone and write a few lines: I wish you happiness and health; Life is happy, as sweet as sugar; Thousands of bonuses have arrived; Good luck and long-term happiness!

I hesitated for a long time, hesitated for a long time, thought twice, and decided to send you this short message. In fact, it's nothing special, but I wish you a happy weekend and always be happy!

6. If you are alone at home on weekends, I will give you several options: Send me a message. Send me a message when you are bored. Send me a message when you are happy. Text me when you want to go out and find me. Hey hey, have a nice weekend!

7. The bells are ticking, short messages are busy, greetings are screaming, blessings are jumping, and the weekend is crashing. I want you to say, I am laughing and laughing, you are stupid. Ha! Happy weekend!

No matter where your cat is, I will find you. Whether you remember me or not, I will think of you. Whether you can receive my message or not, I will send it. I can't believe it's the weekend and you haven't come back yet!

9. This day means that the change will change, and the cold will be cold; This blessing also came as soon as it was said. Friend, no matter where you are, I wish you a happy mood, good health, bright future and a happy weekend!

10. I forgot when I started lying in bed and pressing the buttons on my mobile phone. I forgot when I started. I used to use Weibo to refresh my mood. Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a concern; I forget when it became a habit to send you short messages. It's the weekend, remember to go out and relax!

1 1. No matter where your cat is; I will find you; Whether you remember me or not; I can't help thinking of you; Can you receive this message from me? I often send it; I can't believe it's the weekend and you haven't come back yet!

12. Some people say that life should be understood; Some people say that acacia is the most heartbreaking; Some people say that friends need more contact to know their value. Remind the heavy fish to fall wild and close the moon, be ashamed to see the flowers bloom, laugh at the whole city, and then laugh at San Xiao. You are beautiful and kind: happy weekend, big temperature difference in autumn, remember to add clothes!

13. When the weekend comes, I say to all my friends who are laughing and struggling, I am sincere and kind, get up early every day, work hard and just eat enough. Although life is miserable, I still can't see you tomorrow, but I miss you very much: pay attention to rest!

14. rather critical, a friend misses you when you believe it. A day's absence is like Sanqiu, and a week's absence is like three years. Take care when you have time, catch up when you have time, and have no time to strengthen contact. Happy weekend!

15. Weekend greetings arrive in time, and radio waves send out happy signals; High-priced recycling lonely troubles, brooms to help you drive away bad luck; May you sleep in black and white upside down, open your mouth and laugh happily, and then your salary will go up. There is no antidote to happiness. If you don't giggle, I'll throw you a bundle of money! Hey hey, happy weekend!

16. The busiest day is "another day". It is said that "another day is free", but "another day" is never free. The farthest time was "next time". Everyone said "come again next time", but "next time" never came. It's the weekend, take advantage of the sunny day to realize your "get together when you are free, and come again next time"! Have a nice weekend!

17. Treat every morning after waking up as a gift and every happy smile as a habit. Have a good rest when you are tired. Don't blame yourself for being wrong. Suffering is the ladder of happiness. You don't know how to cherish until you are hurt. When you are drunk, you are torturing yourself. When you laugh, you forget to cry. Send me a message when you are bored. Hey, the weekend is short. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy. May you smile today and be happy forever!

18. Contact, contact, and say hello, even if it is a flicker or harassment, it is better than being cold and silent all the time. So, in the spirit of contact and greeting, even in the form of harassment and deception, I want to tell you: Happy weekend.

19. Busy week, short rest on weekends, greetings and quick words. May you enjoy yourself, erase your troubles and sorrows, drink to your heart's content, have a rest and return to happiness!

20. When the weekend comes, the troubles are left behind, and happiness makes it bubble; Watch a movie, buy a new shirt and let it show its face for leisure; Invite friends and relatives, taste delicious food, and let happiness report; Read information, receive blessings, and be in a good mood at the weekend. Happy weekend!

2 1. The weekend is coming, I don't want to, I can't find a cup to drink; If you don't want me; Smoking can't find a fire; If you think of me, gold and silver will be in your arms; If you think of me, beautiful women go to bed. You can choose whether to read or think. Dude, seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, hey hey! Contact me at the weekend, even if we sit together! I wish you happiness!

22. It's the weekend, and I will sign a happy order for you! No laziness, no exercise, no relaxation, no scenery, no food, no friends, no greetings. Have a nice weekend!

23. A smile and troubles run away. A word of concern will make the sadness disappear. Once you speak, you forget the pain. Stretching can relieve stress. A weekend, too tired to wash off. A blessing, happy and carefree! Happy weekend!

24. Busy work reduces fire! It's getting cold, put on more clothes! Eat more fruits and vegetables, and your intestines are comfortable! Remember to contact when you are bored! Friend, it's another weekend. After a busy week's work, I wish you a happy and satisfied life!

25. 12345, it's really difficult to go to work. I can't be idle for five days. I can just be a slave. I will enjoy life on weekends, make myself up with delicious food, and ask friends to sing and dance. Have a nice weekend!

26. Once upon a time, there was a boss named Monday, who colluded to bully people every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, and even betrothed his own sister to a little man named overtime on Friday. His crime is unforgivable and has been executed! Make up with you on Saturday and Sunday, remember to be happy!

27. The sky is clear, the land is vast, and it's the weekend again! Happy, unhappy, or a week! Busy working, busy studying and enriching life! On weekends, relax and be happy! Friend, the weekend is coming again. Wish you a comfortable life!

28. What is the most painful thing in winter weekend? The most painful thing about the weekend is that it is too cold; What is the most painful thing in winter weekend? The most painful thing on weekends is to work overtime in cold weather. Don't worry about working overtime, remember to have a good weekend!

29. Green leaves accompany flowers and care for them all the way; White clouds accompany the blue sky, always stormy; Caring for accompanying friends and deducing happiness; I look forward to blessing you from afar: I wish you a happy weekend!

30. Sometimes I am very busy, sometimes I am very tired, and sometimes my heart is very tired; Sometimes lazy, sometimes bored, sometimes confused; Sometimes I call, sometimes I text, and sometimes I really miss you. It's the weekend. Let's go shopping together.