Send short messages in Shanghai dialect, preferably Mandarin.

Good Nong (you)! I haven't written to you for a long time, and I miss you very much. Don't do too many things in the room (you don't do too many things at home) and go out to take pictures (for fun), but don't be bored (otherwise you will be bored to death).

I grew up in Jetta (so big) and never ate a chuck (suffered setbacks). Traveling to Hangzhou (suffered this time), my wife went out to spend money (had an affair). I took off my little beast Diego and went to Zahi (mixed with this little beast), knowing very well (very timid), and returning strong water to strong water (troublesome) was Dinon (that's it). Goodbye.

Brother Nong (your) baby son (son)

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