Singles Day spoof trick SMS selection

Singles' Day is coming. As a good friend, I don't know what to give you. I've been thinking hard for several days, and finally I remember, so I'll marry you. Cake! Ensure that you are full and eat well! Happy Singles Day!

Received a text message: in this case, it is up to the sacred judge to make a judgment. The evidence is conclusive and undeniable. Final judgment: the lovely Singles Day loves you and will accompany you for the rest of your life! Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

The bachelor club announced that all adult bachelors, 1 1. 1 1 You can get a free blind date coupon with limited opportunities. The special password is: Happy Singles Day! I won't talk to him about ordinary people!

Stop, stop, now is the moment to witness the miracle. Start at once: spread your feet to shoulder width and hold your mobile phone in your right hand over your head. Ok, now I am screaming: Give me a girl, I am single!

You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? All you have to do is call three times tonight. Sister, sister, sister? You will find your favorite, very smart!

Selling bachelors, the price to be discussed, the top 30 offers a lot of discounts. If you reply to the order immediately, you will get a pair of underwear with miss brand, and if you forward it, you will get two pairs of socks with miss brand. Don't look back, bachelor streaking for a week!

When will there be girls? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the girl next door has a boyfriend? I want to see the wall, but I'm afraid it's too thick to hurt my hand. Switch to binoculars and everyone in the room is gone. Turn the stairs and look down. So-and-so, either she goes alone or she is wearing a handsome elbow. Happy Singles Day!

Stand still, stand still, it's Harry Potter magic time. Start practicing at once: your feet are shoulder width apart, your mobile phone is in your right hand, and your head is raised and your chest is held high. Ok, now I am screaming: Give me a girl, I am single!

Want to make peach blossoms more prosperous? Singles' Day night 10, read this mantra to the girl you like: Wang, Wang, Wang! Wish you success!

Friend, you are so happy, much better than us, because only you can celebrate today's festival, I wish you a happy holiday! Oh, I forgot to tell you that today is Singles Day!

Well, good idea? Then come to me and marry you. Hum, I won't be cheated. If you come to me, you will despise me and leave me in a strange place. There is no place to cry! Not stupid.

Funny message on Singles Day: I have a rainbow in my eyes, which is a smile that never fades; There is a feeling in my heart that I am deeply attached to you. Do you know I miss you on Singles' Day night?

The annual Singles' Day comes as scheduled. I hope that bachelors must adhere to the style of modesty and prudence, and find people with the pragmatic style of "looking for someone, not looking for someone" to create a new situation in single work. Happy Singles Day!

It's165438+1October1,the annual Singles' Day! Friends, or single?

It's another year's Singles Day. Every time I miss home, my friends comfort me and fight for beer, and my parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave my room empty this year. I believe Sun Mantang will support you in the future.

On the occasion of Singles Day, on behalf of the All-China Women's Federation, the All-China Men's Federation and the Singles Secretariat, I would like to extend my holiday wishes to singles and my heartfelt thanks and greetings to all my single colleagues who insist on reading and chatting on QQ.

I sell my own breakfast. I got up early today, and specially launched the Singles Day package, four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it until now.

In short, strive for next year, but this festival!

Singles Day Humorous SMS: You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? Call three times tonight? Sister, sister, sister? You will find what you like best. It's very smart.

I thought that if I had a wife in the future, I would no longer be free. You should be glad that being single is only a short period in your life, so cherish it.

Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating and rejoicing everywhere. Those who leave the organization are in a difficult situation. Do you remember being a single friend?