Kidnapper short message daquan

1. I sent you this message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this ten-cent message is my birthday present to you.

2. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I feel itchy without stepping on a mouse for a day; C: I don't go shopping several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

3. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of men's words are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for men not to fight; If a person is rich, he is destined for everyone. If a person can rely on it, pigs can climb trees.

4. Long life, no one is bad! Family to take care of, lovers to get along! There is a cook at home, a kind-hearted person outside, a nice table and a missing person in the distance! Raise two, raise one, develop three, four, five, six and seven!

5. A little dog climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are angry and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I dare to do anything to you. The dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, let's see who is cruel.

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6. Legend has it that tonight, ghosts wander, dead light reappears, and ghosts turn around! May the ghost hear my call, come to your bedside at midnight, touch your face with pale face, green eyes and dry hands, and say good night to you for me!

7. Men are always smiling, and their eyes are discharging. They are either sick or cheating! Women with breasts and waist are coquettish and coquettish, either take out your pocket or let you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, be careful!

8. When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears: You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach!

9. The mouse is particularly depressed because he doesn't have a girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

10. Wife's Quotations: You are allowed to get drunk and hook up with girls, but you must return to our team at night. If you dare to break my heart and lungs, I will definitely break your third leg.

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1 1. The ant lay lazily in the soil, stretching out a leg. What is your friend asking you? Ant: Then the elephant came and tripped him.

12. The magpie is coming, and my mother says it looks like a bird or a guest; Swallow came, and mother said it was a good bird or guest; When the crow came, the child asked, Are you a guest? The crow cried, Yes, I am a hacker!

13. Cucumber was lovelorn and cried. Eggplant comforted her: Love is not only sweet, but also intoxicating, heartbreaking and tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

14. Yesterday, I dreamed that God said I could have a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said I hope this person is beautiful. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.

15. A woman is ugly, can't get married, and wants to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Let's go, we don't want the car. 16.20 years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor guy, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

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16. Do you remember the first military training in the Woods in junior high school? The coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly: Count off. So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree! -