Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Today is the birthday of Xiao Ming's good friend Li Ping. He invited Xiao Ming to her house for dinner in the evening. Xiaoming is going to tell his mother when he goes home from school.

Today is the birthday of Xiao Ming's good friend Li Ping. He invited Xiao Ming to her house for dinner in the evening. Xiaoming is going to tell his mother when he goes home from school.

Xiaoming: Mom, I won't go home for dinner tonight. I have entertainment!

mom: ... dead baby, not eating at home ...

Xiaoming: mom, I don't want to. That boy Li Ping insists on today's birthday! Otherwise I can eat at home!

mom: I'm not talking about you. I mean, you don't have to take me to dinner, or you can pack it for me. . .