Funny sentences that make people confess.

Funny sentences that make people confess.

April fool's day spoofs the whole person's confession, and maybe it can cover your goddess/goddess. Please enjoy the sentence I brought you about the whole confession, I hope it will help you.

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

2. When Tang Priest took three disciples for a short rest, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

Don't fool me. I am just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, happiness and communication, the "fool" wishes you to be silly at work, have no pressure and live a smart and worry-free life.

Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! Bullying people like this! I'm sorry about that pig!

5, fools are stupid, fools are happy, fools know themselves, and fools are self-sufficient. I wish you a happy April Fool, a carefree fool, a happy fool and a fruitful fool! Hee hee!

God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

7. Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

8. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

9, the wind lifted your long hair, you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

1 1. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, there will be checks in the northwest sometimes, and there will be gold bars in some areas! The live video part reminds the public to prepare sacks and prepare to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

13, looking for you: people are thinner than yellow flowers and skinny. The surface is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate. Born to love meat, his mouth stinks. My head is rusty and my clothes are a little old. There are rewards for providing clues, and meritorious service for turning yourself in. Happy April Fool's Day

14, lottery, fool the dreamer's dream; Stocks fool people, love stimulates people's hearts; Money fooled people's feelings. April fool's day, a dime, toss you, I wish you a happy life with or without a ticket!

15, on this day every year, bragging is not taxed, telling lies is not afraid of wolves chasing, moving people are not afraid of meetings, expressing is not afraid of extravagance, telling lies is ignored, telling the truth is a legal defense, either wishful thinking or self-indulgence! Happy April Fool's Day!

Classic confession sentence 1. Through in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to cross the eastern time and space and meet you face to face. Today, I want to tell you the truth: I love you, CCTV!

2, a whim to create this poem, this poem is known to many people in the world, not for the sake of being famous and afraid of being strong, but for the sake of fools, which is related to success or failure. Only a fool will be reading this poem if you don't believe it. Happy April Fool's Day!

Since I met you, you should know your position in my heart. Everyone except you is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

4, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together. Emotionally, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare, particularly stupid, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. ah Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!

1, Part 1: The wind is blowing and it's raining. I'll wait for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I will follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you.-dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't go during the day and I can't sleep at night. I am in pain. When can I get your ... 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day!

5, Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

6. My family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!

7. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!

8. You know what, honey? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

9. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

10, teacher: "Make sentences with a Yushu tree in the breeze." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

12, dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree hard tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you. New and old customers who want to get rich should seize the time and don't miss the opportunity!

13, ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated! [April Fool's Day Latest Humor]

14, vital capacity self-test tips: after farting, lower your head and suck, and then observe whether people around you smell it. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

15, China Mobile Communication User: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please fall to the ground as hard as possible and return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

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