To make fun of others

Jokes to tease people

Jokes to tease people. In life, many people like to joke. Some jokes can bring a certain amount of happiness to people, especially during the whole life. When people are young, people are indispensable for these joking words. The following are joking and teasing words. 1

1. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away

2. Don't be afraid of gangsters, just be afraid that gangsters are educated...

3. Let's talk in civilized terms if we take the bull's way. !

4. Driving is easy, except for the newcomers!

6. The mining disaster continues to be reviewed, and property prices are rising under control!

7. If P doesn’t show off his power, you think I’m DOS!

8. A hero doesn’t care about his way out, and a rogue doesn’t care about his age!

9. Live well, because we will die for a long time!!!

10. People are not smart, and they still imitate others' baldness! !

11. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

12. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB

13. No matter how good Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me!

14. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

15. You even believe the advertisements. You will be stupid by reading!

16. If you want to live in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor! !

17. Don’t be lazy with me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

19. I can’t afford to sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel sleepy at night!

21. Women who like themselves are beautiful; men who like themselves are poor!

22. You bald donkey, dare to steal the master’s wife from a poor man?

23. Being a bitch is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them

24. Only women It’s hard to find English, but it’s hard to find a wife and a job!

25. Earn other people’s money and let poverty go to hell. 26. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle

27. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money! 28. In the past, gangsters were in the mountains, but now gangsters are in the police.

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

32. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished my words.

33. People cannot stand under a tree. If you want to hang yourself, try to die a few more times on a few nearby trees

34. Take other people’s path and leave others with no way out

35 As far as your thoughts go, just give it to me How far can you roll?

36. The donkey is thinking too much

37. Go to Google and Baidu.

38. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

39. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay? 2

Popular phrases to tease people:

1. I am a white-collar worker: I got my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles. He opened his pockets and sighed, this month's salary is white-collar again...

2. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

3. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

4. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

5. Things tend to be like this, and it’s too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be the bad horse, there may not be a way out waiting for you.

6. Work hard!! For your Audi and my Dior.

7. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

8. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a vague human smell.

9. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

10. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

11. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. We will be piled on top of each other, no one knows anyone, and all will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

12. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in making people confused; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

13. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

14. White lies: It is to find a good excuse for one’s deception.

15. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

16. I am not a prince, so why do girls always think that they should be princesses when they meet me!

17. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men. .

18. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

19. Play with your life: You can only play if you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

20. The journey of exploration is not about discovering a new continent; Develop new perspectives.

The second part of classic sayings:

1. Think of a thousand roads at night, and take the same path when you get up in the morning.

2. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: It doesn’t matter whether you are handsome or not.

3. I was hit in the waist by youth, and not only did I not apologize, I even pretended to be fine. So I beat her hard. As a result, my youth was bruised and swollen.

4. Chatting with the goddess on QQ, I found that what the goddess likes to do the most is: Oops, I’m going to take a shower, I’m going to eat, or I have something to do and I have time to go out and chat, and my classmates come to me , my mother calls me... What a busy day a goddess has!

5. Cocks fight head-to-head, and couples quarrel without holding grudges.

6. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.

7. There is no other half, only two people who love each other!

8. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is no longer there, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is a kind of courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

9. Treat money as dirt, but everyone is fighting for it Become a dirt collector.

10. "Why is the holiday so short?" "Because there is no morning in the holiday."

11. My stomach won again today. I have a desire to lose weight and a stomach that is a foodie. They compete against each other every day. I counted with my fingers. Emma, ??my stomach won again today.

12. People are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

13. If you can’t explain clearly to the instructor, then just confuse him!

14. What kind of best friend steals my boyfriend? Just kidding, I don’t have any best friends at all.

15. Please don’t use your second mouth to seduce my third leg.

6. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was innocent once.

17. My wife is a big tree and my lover is a small grass. Plant a big tree to enjoy the shade and raise a piece of grass to let the birds walk. This is a harmonious society and a green environment.

18. Those women who participate in beauty pageants cannot find good men because the good men are all married, such as me.

19. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that.

20. The phone bill is gone, the data is gone, the text messages are gone, the winter vacation is gone, but there is still homework.

Words to tease someone in a joke 3

1. Put your arms around your girlfriend's waist, look calm, think for a long time, turn to ask her, "Honey, have my hands become shorter recently?"

2. The son born to two people with blood type B must be 2B.

3. Looking at your photos, I was very excited to make them black and white and hang them on the wall.

4. "I love you" So what, the first letter of the three words added up is not a joke.

5. When can I get "another pack" when I open the lucky money?

6. Mom, I'm thirsty. Mom, I'm hungry. Mom, where are my clothes? Mom, have you bought something delicious?,,,,,, and I just said one sentence to my dad - Dad, where is my mom?

7. I dreamed last night Men all over the world suffer from menstrual cramps.

8. The sentence on the page prohibiting minors from entering is just like the sentence on the cigarette box that smoking is harmful to health. It is nonsense

9. Yuelao, can you You can't stop using low-quality threads to hold me. They break every now and then.

10. Our math teacher always likes to tell jokes that no one laughs at, so our whole class will discuss pranking him. When he says his first sentence in class, we They all laughed in unison. That day he came in, was silent for a while and said that his father passed away. I immediately burst out laughing, and everyone else fell silent.

11. There is always a group of invisible friends lying in your friend list like dead people, occasionally pretending to be dead, and changing their epitaphs from time to time.

12. People who have a crush on me. How can you be so calm?

13. You are so delicate that you attract countless blind people to bend over.

14. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It means KTV, then T-kick you, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

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15. Your parents help you deposit your New Year’s money in the bank. Children who have been fooled raise their hands

16. I’m sorry that the number you dialed is in your senior year of high school. Please call again after a year

17. It’s gold It always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, you don’t know which one you are.

18. Money regards me as dung, and I still regard money as dung! It’s all dung, who should be afraid of whom!

19. Dad took the family to a place hundreds of kilometers away I was on vacation at my grandma's house, and I specifically warned my 4-year-old daughter not to ask questions like "How long until we get there" on the road... After the car drove for an hour, the little daughter asked her father, "When we get to grandma's house, Am I already 5 years old?"

20. The Buddha wanted to lose weight but was embarrassed to say that. In order to lose weight, the Buddha became a vegetarian, claiming that he was not killing animals; 21. The worst thing in the world is a Foodies have stomach problems

21. Before I even had time to touch the ladies, I was plucked out

22. I saw a girl whose back looked familiar, like a classmate, so I ran over to her I patted the girl. When the girl turned around, I realized that I had recognized the wrong person. I quickly apologized and said, "I recognized the wrong person. You look very familiar." The girl smiled at me and said, "Everyone looks familiar to you gangster."

23 , Folk signboard: The best roast chicken seller - Qin Shihuang. The most awesome person in electric welding--Welding Emperor. The best seller of candied haws - Tang Taizong. The best steamed bun seller - Rong Momo.

24. Every time I cross the road, I am thinking: How great it would be to know how to do Qinggong! Every time I squeeze into the bus, I am thinking: How great it would be to know how to do Qinggong!

25.: There is food on your teeth. B: If you want to eat it, I will take it off for you.

26. The first gathering after graduation was at the zoo. The reason everyone shared was: Only here can we feel that we are still human!

27. This Everything in the world can be fake, but the only thing I can't tolerate is that the money in my hand is fake.

28. I still lament my small waist back then, but looking at today, I have no time to regret, and I am covered in five-flowered fat.

29. If someone bullies you, tell your eldest sister that I will beat his limbs into movable ones, his seven orifices into connected ones, his face into a color screen, his nose into a straight one, and his head into a vibrating one. Yes, the front teeth are made into flaps.

30. You derived the function, then retracted it, accumulated it, and settled it back again. Have you considered the feeling of the function?

31. Don’t tease me, or I will I'm indecent to you!

32. Do you think that I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.