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I will have a son named "Shuai" in the future, and others will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

2. Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back and take an empty step.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

4. Money is not a problem, but no money!

5. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall!

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

7. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

9. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

10. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

1 1. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

12. A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this. You'll have zebras."

13. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

14. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

15. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

16. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

18. To be a person, you must be a person wandering between A and B.

19. My name is God, my name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata. ...

20. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2 1. The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

22. In fact, I have always been very popular: everyone loved me when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.

23. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

26. As long as you work hard, you shit seriously.

27. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

28. You can go as far as you want.

29. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

30. Lovers form families.

3 1. Spring comes, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while. ..

32. Lie down where you fell.

33. If the tiger doesn't show off, you can treat me as HELLO KITTY!

34. Donkeys can look backwards ~

35. The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

Get lost ...

37. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

39. Go to Google and Baidu.

40. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

42. Grandfather comes from grandson. ...

43. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

44. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

45. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

46. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

47. Suit yourself!

48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

49. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

50. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.