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The sky and the earth are black and yellow

The meaning of this sentence is relatively simple, that is, the sky is black and the ground is yellow. To put it more poetically, it is:

“Oh my god/why are you so black/oh/why are you so yellow!”

This sentence is actually plagiarized from the "Book of Changes" , the original words are: "Those who are mysterious and yellow are the mixture of heaven and earth. The sky is mysterious and the earth is yellow."

The number one in the sky! The earth is kindest?

About heaven and earth, our ancestors left behind many myths: it is said that the cosmic giant Pangu opened the world, and then humans came into being and occupied the earth. Later, the water god Zhu Rong and the fire god Zhu Rong were killed because of eating swan eggs. After a fight (the unlucky boy has no future! Some people say that the prostitute is Zhu Rong's son), the earliest angry young prostitute in history hit Mount Buzhou in anger, causing the sky to collapse, the forest to catch fire, floods to spew, and ferocious beasts to eat people. Fortunately, Nuwa, the "March 8th Red Flag Bearer, May 1st Labor Medal Winner, and Excellent Part-time Bricklayer" in the fairy world, repaired the sky, but the consequences of the sky tilting to the northwest and the earth sinking to the southeast cannot be changed.

Because our ancestors could not explain the origin of heaven and earth and various natural phenomena, and did not understand and grasp the laws of nature, they visualized and personified the power of nature and created many myths and legends. We also said in the previous stage division of the process of human civilization that that era belonged to the age of myth.

Why is Tianzi number one? This is because "Thousand...

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