Homophonic meme copywriting that will make you laugh all day long (a collection of 40 sentences)

Homophonic meme copywriting that will make you laugh all day long (Part 1)

1. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao Beer?

2. I was idle at home and mushrooms grew. I cooked and ate the mushrooms and got poisoned. I went to the hospital and the doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

3. You didn’t even add my WeChat account, so what did you add, Canada?

4. There was a piece of glass that was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!

5. You don’t even want me, so what do you want? Food?

6. Only ugly people have partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

7. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."

8. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly. The little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it, Berry, you can't do it, did you hear me? I can't do it without you."

9. I bought a piece of clothing today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear it? It’s always been there.

10. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

11. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”

12. The power went out while I was eating. I quickly took a few bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala La" light?

13. One day I found a little bit of dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.

14. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?

15. I found an island today that will make you fascinated.

16. Even I don’t cherish it, so what do you cherish, the Legend of Zhen Huan?

18. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and even got out Ama mud.

19. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

20. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Homophonic meme copywriting that will make you laugh all day long (Part 2)

21. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. Dates fell apart. Dates fell apart. Did you hear that? Gone early.

22. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

23. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had stones. His wife was stunned: Want to see the sea?

24. The emperor returned from a private visit incognito. When the empress dowager met, she asked, "Are my children tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei" ?”

25. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, “Wei, can you calm down?” Wei said, “My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun.”

26. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

27. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped it. After killing two ants, a little ant came. The boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" "The little ant said: "You wiped it to death"

28. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shining.

29. You like apple juice, Grape juice or just me?

30. How did the door handle of the company conference room get broken?

31. My uncle had his hair cut. Ferocious, because he turned into a vulture.

32. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul? Because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

33. It’s normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen it? What beauty is not busy?

34. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.

35. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.

36. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricot, not melon, not dew, but Nanren.

37. I said that I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.

38. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck, because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

39. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.

40. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats. It’s snowing in Beijing on a snowy day (a collection of 40 sentences)

It’s snowing in Beijing on a snowy day (Part 1)

1. It’s snowing in my year The most anticipated and missed moment in my life was when I saw what looked like a snow doll lying on the window. I saw the white snow like feathers. My father and I stepped on the snow with footprints, making a "creak, creak" sound. We are happily playing in this white winter, playing with snow poles and building snowmen. We are happily creating this world and making it fuller and more beautiful!

2. The snow on the mountain was blown by the wind, as if it was burying the small house next to the mountain. The big trees howled, and the wind and snow covered the small house. A big tree leaning on the side of the mountain fell down. Han Yue retreated to the horizon as if she was afraid of being crushed by all the sounds!

3. Snowflakes were falling, and the whole Suifenhe turned into a white world. In front of the school, the cars are like big white breads, and the trees with fallen leaves are covered with white snowflakes. When the wind blows, the snowflakes fall angrily like peach petals in the spring breeze.

4. Outside the house, you will see snowflakes falling from the sky. Snowflakes fell on the tree girl, and the tree girl seemed to be wearing a new snow-white dress. Snowflakes fell on the roof, and the house seemed to be wearing a white hat. Snowflakes fell on the road, and the road seemed to be tied with a white scarf. Snowflakes fell on the ground, and the ground seemed to be covered with a snow-white wool quilt.

5. The snow is falling heavily. At first, it was snow particles, as if someone was sprinkling sugar in mid-air. After a while, the snow fell heavily, and the snow particles turned into flakes, as light as goose feathers, falling slowly. The trees on the roadside swayed from time to time, shaking the snow to the ground. But as soon as they shook some, there were immediately more. Gradually, the heavy snow put a white coat on them. At night, I could only hear the sound of snow. The grains kept falling.

6. Do you know why snow is white? Because it has forgotten its original color.

7. Maybe snow is so rare. Today’s snow is so white, today’s snow is so heavy, and today’s snow is so non-stop. The upstairs and downstairs are all white, and the upstairs and downstairs are all connected. The snow is so beautiful, with regular shapes but irregular beauty.

8. This straight cement road has been covered with a long white carpet, so pure and crystal clear that people can’t bear to step on it. There are tall pine trees on both sides of the road, like two rows of guards standing neatly in white cloaks.

9. The wintersweet blooms, the snow falls, amidst the laughter of everyone, I come into this world with the cry of the baby and start my journey of life. From then on, my name and my life have been inseparable from snow.

10. There is always an unsolvable knot in my heart. I don’t know if I think too much or if I am just being sentimental. I always feel that our relationship is like snow, sometimes bigger and sometimes smaller, sometimes close and sometimes distant.

11. Xue Wu misses her.

12. The big rocks and small rocks in the stream are covered with white snow. There seemed to be a herd of white calves drinking water from the stream; there seemed to be two white lions sleeping in the snow; there seemed to be several white bears preparing to brave the snow from the stream and walk to the bank.

13. Try standing alone on the road in winter, looking up at the sky, watching the white clouds passing above my head. That is, my heart feels like it is hollowed out, without any support. , my friend said, at that time, I was like a child - innocent, but helpless, always wanting to comfort her with my hands. I wonder.

14. I recognized that those messy and shimmering footprints on the snow were poetry; and those darkened and hardened roads were prose. Snow falling on a tree is not grafting, but shaping. The world is covered with snow gauze, and finally the outline appears.

15. A single fall of snow cannot erase the indifference of winter; snow is beautiful, but very cold, chilling to the bottom of my heart.

16. Even if the wind blows, the autumn falls, the lonely snow rises, it’s still me.

17. The cold is eroding everyone’s skin. There has been no trace of snow in the city for a long time, just like a person’s tears, condensing into a wound on the heart.

18. This snow came in such a hurry and left in such a hurry. Until evening, the snow stopped and left. I only saw that there was still snow on the roof, like a layer of elegant veil... Yes, the snow left. It came quietly and went silently. What was left to people was just a surprise: a child walked away from the house. Come out and say: "Yeah, it snowed just now..."

19. The weather changes just like a child's face. In an instant, the snow stops and the sun rises. The snow has just begun to fall, and the winter sun seems to have narrowed the distance between us. It looks particularly clear and dazzling, but the temperature of the sun seems to have been cooled by the ice and snow, and it cannot heat up.

20. I hope there will be time to look back and grow old with deep love. Can we be like that snow, falling together, falling together, and walking to the end together? A snowy day, Beijing Snow Copywriting (Part 2)

21. Such a beautiful snow scene and such charming moonlight are really unforgettable. But maybe I'm too sentimental. Alas, the remaining snow turns into butterflies and flies into dreams. When will the night end and dawn return?

22. Looking around, some snowflakes are hanging straight down like shooting stars; some snow is as light as the wind and as white as gauze. There are snowflakes fluttering and swaying; there are also snowflakes that are like silver beads, like light raindrops, or like willow flowers, exquisite and clear, carved with pink and jade, as white as jade, and they hang up the white snow curtain for us one after another. Glittering snowflakes accumulated bit by bit on the trees.

23. Some people say that every snowflake in the sky is a blessing. I think every snowflake also represents a hope. In this beautiful snowy day, I hope that the snowflakes in the sky will bring blessings and hope to the people I love, and to the people who love me. This winter is full of warmth, just because of your affectionate company. I wish my relatives and loved ones a safe life.

24. The straight cement road has been covered with a long white carpet, which is so crystal clear and pure that people can't bear to step on it. The two pine trees next to the flower pond are covered with white fluffy snowballs. The breeze blows, and the branches tremble, as if we are nodding to say hello. In the flower pond, the previously withered flowers and trees were now filled with white flowers.

25. The snow has fallen, the grass has turned yellow, the trees have withered, and you are gone.

26. In a happy winter, it snowed here again. Little by little, piece by piece, the snow falls, scattered and evenly swaying. The snow is like catkins, like reed flowers, and like the downy seeds of dandelions, flying in the wind. I couldn't help but stretch out my hands to catch the flowers and feel the cool feeling when they fell into my hands. I wonder if the snow will fall on the leaves and then fly gently on tiptoes? There are two pink butterflies flying in front of me, playing and chasing.

27. Night fell and it began to snow lightly. Snowflakes are tied into six-cornered pigtails, slowly following an S-shaped route from the sky, and falling lightly to the earth. The sky is getting darker and darker, and I am getting more and more excited because the snow is getting heavier and heavier. The small snowflakes were spinning in the air, dancing a beautiful aerial ballet, and spreading on the ground. < /p>

29. Snow covers the desolation of the world, but it cannot hide its own paleness and coldness.

30. She said to me: Don’t dirty the snow.

I was in a state of emotion all day long.

31. Snowflakes are like white petals, like feathers flying all over the sky, like a group of little angels dancing. I like snowy days so much.

32. "It's snowing! It's snowing! ---" With a burst of surprise shouts, I couldn't wait to run to the window and looked out: the sky was filled with white. One by one, snowflakes are flying all over the sky, as light as smoke, as clean as jade, as white as silver, falling from the sky.

33. I hope it will be winter again year after year. You said you would watch the snow with me!

34. As far as the eye can see, there are dead leaves falling one after another. The setting sun in the distance put on a wedding dress and dyed the entire forest a coquettish red. The remaining snow covers the fallen leaves and decorates the mottled land.

35. Once upon a time, we agreed to bathe in the first snow of winter together. Although the first snow came a little late, it still came, but you disappeared, and our agreement was stranded. In the years.

36. The snow is falling more and more, some are like petals dropped by the goddess; some are like naughty children doing somersaults; some are hugged together, like jade balls; and some are like leaves. Falling down just as gracefully and dignifiedly.

37. So big! The ground is completely white, but the snow is still falling, like fairies scattering flowers. Look at the snowflakes, they look like white clouds and cotton. It is so white and so dazzling.

38. There is no more pure poem than the echo of the snow. Those arrogant cars and planes were worried at this time. Snow has always been incompatible with modern civilization, or in other words, it ignores them. But the children in the snow are so excited, and they are so free to play with a primitive world, that even adults have given up their sophistication.

39. There was a dream forgotten in winter, and a sentence fell to the ground with the snowflakes. When I stretched out my warm hands to pick up the cold snowflakes, I suddenly found that the footsteps of the dream were falling on the scattered fine particles. Turn back in the snow. And when I covered my eyes with my hands and let them go again, I saw scattered snowflakes falling one by one in front of my eyes. I think this may be the memory left to me by winter.

40. The snow stopped, my heart became cold, it was over. Some simple and easy-to-understand humorous homophone jokes on Weibo (a collection of 40 sentences)

Some simple and easy-to-understand humorous homophone jokes on Weibo (Part 1)

1. Once upon a time One day the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear it? It couldn't give it up.

2. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several demons living in the piano.”

3. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."

4. If you don't even get me, why do you get the sword above?

5. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

6. Nezha asked Wukong: "Conquer the demon, do you dare?" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"

7 .Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.

8. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.

9. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he became so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

10. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: “Don’t ask me if I have you in my heart, you are all in my heart.

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11. If you don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation of going home?

12. One day the little duck confessed to the chick: Chicken, I love you . Chicken: You don’t have to.

13. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was so hot that the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." . "Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

14. "Have you seen my crape myrtle? "Isn't your mouth right on your face?" "

15. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why do I pick up that thing when I have time!

16. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt. .

17. No matter how tall you are, you still have to bend down and talk to me when you meet me.

18. When I was seventeen, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I captured the whole summer, cicada: I can’t say I love it, I just like it at all.

19. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no! Don’t ask for an umbrella. Did you hear that? Don’t scatter.

20. “What do you think a piece of glass will say when it’s about to jump off a building?” "What?" "Good night, I'm sorry." ” Some simple and easy-to-understand humorous homophone jokes on Weibo (Part 2)

21. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab boiling the dragon.

22 .Wangwang snow cake becomes Wangwang quilt when it is hot!

23. Yu Gong said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains.

24. I have been around since I was a child. I'm still short when I grow up. I'm still short. Did you hear me?

25. You said that girls with apple muscles smile naturally. Do girls with Android phones smile naturally? Very stuck?

26. If you don’t even taste me, what do you taste?

27. Shrimp and clams got 100 points at the same time. The teacher asked if you copied the shrimp. Whose is it? The teacher said: "What are you doing?" The teacher said: "I copied the clam." ”

28. Find Ouyang Xiu.

29. Wearing AirPods all day will affect your love luck, because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

30. Let’s go with the mushrooms On the way, he was hit by Chengzi. Shiigu said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Chengzi died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .

31. You know why the fox can’t stand up? It’s because he is cunning.

32. Today I went to an island called Buavogyura Island.

33. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.

34. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”

35. It’s 37 degrees today and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each took one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that we are finished.

36. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.

37. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

38. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but Nanren.

39. Men are not lusty, so what’s the point? Are they good to you?

40. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious. Humorous jokes with homophones that can make people laugh

Humorous jokes with homophones that can make people laugh

1. Be sure to eat midnight snacks before going to bed so that you will not be hungry Dream.

2. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

3. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

4. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. Still short. Still short. Did you hear it? Still love.

5. You don’t even want me. So what do you want, Chanel?

6. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?

7. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice.

8. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

9. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to the doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed" and his throat said "Hi"

10. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It's funny. , please stop trying to persuade me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

11. It is very hot today at 37 degrees. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each had one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

12. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

13. When studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.

14. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

15. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

16. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

17. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

18. The shrimp and the clam both got 100 points in the test. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam's copy." The teacher said: "Why are you so good?"

19. If you don’t even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

20. I am a weight loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I don’t use medicine, I don’t use medicine. Part 2 of humorous jokes with homophones that can make people laugh

21. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive.

22. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.

23. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.

24. Fahai will never be a rapper because he won’t forgive snakes.

25. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you".

26. If you want pumpkin and almond dew, you don’t want melon, you don’t want apricot, you don’t want dew, you want Nanren.

27. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pak La La" light?

28. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

29. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

30. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring , when she went to see it in the fall, she muttered that it had no results, no results.

31. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little juice?

32. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Leji gets a promotion.

33. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck."

34. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You're just making fun of me."

35. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he pronounced it in American or British accent, and he said that he spoke in "I really want to go out and watch movies". Sound.

36. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

37. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out I have sexy oiliness.

38. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

39. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.

40. There was a little mouse who had stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it was really a waste of love