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How can I become a scheming woman? Next to him, a scheming girl who is plump and talkative, after years of hard work,

Actually there are many.

Boys learn their skills from girls.

It’s nothing more than

attracting without pursuing

faking one’s own attractiveness

raising one’s own value

Create a sense of tension and loss

Pretend to be weak

Pretend to be kind

Pretend to be innocent

Say "You are the only one for me"

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Too many

Let him like you first. Pretend to be filial. This is the general direction. Once you get this right, everything else will be easy to deal with. Deal with him slowly and beat him to death. Be naughty and childish. Deliberately say some idiotic words and make some seemingly ambiguous remarks. , in fact, it is not a joke that reaches the level of ambiguity. If you think you are cute, you can often pout at him. ?

Pretend to be strong, but when you encounter a problem, go ask him and ask him to help you with advice. Let him feel that you are just a stubborn child, and accept all his attentiveness with a smile. Don't accept expensive things from her in the initial stage. After all, you want to kill him. For the long-term plan, don't be greedy for such small advantages. . ?

He is going to have a slight illness or something. Pretend to care about him and stop calling. Phone calls are not cheap, text messages are effective. For a few cents, just send some heart-warming words. ?

When you invite you to dinner, when he brings you food, pretend to be a little shy, but not too much. Act very happy, smile silly at him often, and charm him to death first. ?

Crayon Shin-chan and Chibi Maruko-chan can use some of the moves. ?

Tell him more about your thoughts, just lie to him, and let him feel that you have personality and thoughts. ?

Just joke with other boys, exercise him first, let him be a little jealous and lose a little sleep?

Imagine the future with him, outline the future life, details Division of labor, down to the placement of furniture. ?

Marry the child with a good name and give him something that can be kept for a long time, so that when you leave, ?

when he sees this, he will have more courage to die. Don't worry, you won't lose money. These things are a bit expensive,?

You can earn them back from him in the future. ?

Let him get couple’s QQ names, couple’s rings, couple’s mobile phone numbers, and couple’s tattoos. ?

Keep a record of at least 3 phone calls with him a day,?

Let him copy all the text messages sent to add another chip to his death?

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Give him nicknames, pig, dog, cow or sheep, and he will be very happy. ?

Be coquettish to him and get angry with him as much as you like. You have worked hard, now you can enjoy it slowly. ?

The more he says he can't stand your cuteness, the more you want to show him cuteness, which will drive him crazy?

Let him wash clothes, cook, and clean. . . ?

You just need to hug him and kiss him from behind, and say thank you for your hard work, my dear. ?

He will work hard and be convinced by it. ?

Go to as many places as possible with him?

Catch all the parks, playgrounds, hotels, etc. in your city?

Leave your love everywhere Make him want to die when he goes out in the future?

Develop the habit of letting him tell you jokes,?

After listening to each joke, give him a candy as a reward,?

Let her bathe you, dress you, carry you up and down the stairs?

Let his life be filled with your shadow everywhere?

No Check his mobile phone and email regularly and irregularly, pretending that you care about him?

If he dares to lose his temper with you, you will cry.

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Don’t be too nice to him, otherwise you won’t be able to kill him?

You should often scold him, and then give him some sweetness. What is the sweetness? No need for me to say it, you know it! ?

Work hard on yourself, care about his career, and help him make suggestions, ?

You can just talk about it as you like, as long as you let him know that you have your thoughts. ?

You want to claim to be the leader?

Control him with coquettish force?

Do you want to be fickle and leave no trace?

Leave him confused?

Okay, that's almost it. ?

Let him start going to hell now, ?

The first level of hell is opened. . . . [Happy]?

Go outside and play all night long. ?

Don’t reply to the text messages he sends you, because he will definitely call you. ?

Sure enough, he called. Try to let him hear the loud music around you, ?

The noisier the better, such as disco bars, KTVs, etc. of. ?

Tell him that you are with a friend and will go home soon. ?

After a while, he called again, and then told him that he had something to do now and it was inconvenient to talk. Don't let him talk. Just hang up. ?

He called for the third time, yelled at him a few words and then turned off the phone. ?

Don’t worry, he won’t be able to sleep tonight, I promise! ! ! ?

As expected, he stayed up all night and smoked cigarettes all night. . . ?

Be coquettish to him and tell him. ?

Dear, I am really accompanying a friend, a very good friend, you have to believe me! ?

With you, I am enough, I will not mess around. . . . . . . ?

If you say this more often, he will doubt it. ?

What he wanted was this effect, which made him feel dazed. ?

Kill him while he is sick! ?

Now give him some strong medicine and put a cuckold on him. ?

You can’t take him directly, you have to find some excuse to make him suffer more. ?

Just accuse him of having a woman outside. ?

If you want to accuse him, there is no need to worry about it. You can find evidence at will. ?

Break up with him. ?

Reject him with a hard heart, ?

Within a week, you quickly found a boyfriend. ?

He will definitely not be willing to give up on you and will call you every day, ?

Then you tell him the truth on the phone and tell him that you have a boyfriend. ?

And tell him that your current boyfriend is a good man who will only hold your hand and will not even kiss you. ?

Tell him that your current boyfriend said to you: "The most important thing will not be taken away until the wedding night." ?

He will definitely be heartbroken after hearing this?

He will continue to harass you,?

Then continue to hit him and often take Compare him with your current boyfriend?

And tell him that he did something sorry for you outside, and you can't blame him! ?

He called you again tonight, ?

Tell him to call you in ten minutes because you have something to do now. ?

Continue to play with him like this and give him a kiss on the phone from time to time. ?

He will be very surprised. Just tell him, I'm sorry, you just haven't stopped yet. Drop your old habits. ?

Keep playing like this, don’t let him die early, there is still a lot of torture that is not used. ?

He still cares about you, ?

Cares about whether you eat well, cares about whether you have warm clothes, cares about what you can’t do or eat during your period?

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Let him continue to care, and don’t let the care that comes to your door go to waste?

And, you want to add fuel to his fire, and don’t let him forget you?

Tell him more about the happy times you had in the past to deepen his impression?

Ask him if he still has the one I gave you.

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I played with him like this for two months. . . ?

Okay, this primary pain is over,?

Tell him that you don’t love your current boyfriend at all?

You Are you with your current boyfriend just for fun?

You still can't forget him. ?

That's enough for you, let him say the following, ?

He will definitely not let you down, he will only make you come home with a full load. ?

Sure enough, he did not disappoint you, and you returned to him again with pride. ?

Time to go back and let his pain escalate again. ?

Let’s prepare for the next storm! ! ! ?

There must be a little shadow in his heart,?

TMD, this is not a problem at all, because he is smart enough and loves you enough~?

At this time, you Be gentle and melt him little by little?

For example, do something you have never done since you were a child?

Embroider a cross stitch with a pattern of love on it. , embroider the motto of your love,?

It is best to prick a few needles in your hands, bleed some blood, and shed some tears, let him see,?

There are many such things Do a little bit and I guarantee he will be impressed! ?

The most important point. . . ?

He is very concerned about whether you have lost your virginity after you left, but he doesn’t dare to ask, because he is afraid that you will be angry, and he is also afraid that he will not be able to accept the true answer. ?

Okay, then just do what he likes, lie to him, and make him feel better for the time being for the sake of the ultimate mission. ?

Tell him that you are not just any woman, you are his first woman. You were before, you are now, and you will be in the future. ?

Don’t worry, he will believe you, he will definitely believe you, because he is **! ?

Slowly, you are starting over again?

Now expand the scope a little bit,?

Don’t limit yourself to this city for food and fun. , yes, go travel! ?

This is a very meaningful thing, draining his savings! ?

Tell him: "Husband, I want to go there with you to see the beautiful scenery there. I want to go to the sea with you?

I want to go to Mount Tai with you. Watch the sunrise... More importantly, you want to go out and relax with him and forget about the unpleasant past." ?

With such consideration for him, he has no reason not to agree?

Go shopping like crazy, use his money to buy things for him, pick out expensive ones, and tell him: "You I hope your husband will look handsome when he goes out." ?

The old rule is, just pick the cheap one and buy it. As for the expensive one, go and look at it and walk away. Don’t worry, he won’t treat you badly. This is the fastest way to burn money. ?

Remind him to eat on time every day, buy him some gadgets to coax him, ?

Do a lot of things for him to help you solve, such as asking him to ask for leave. Write, ask him to write a job application report, etc.,?

Pull him up in the middle of the night to sing for you, and tell him that you have a nightmare. ?

Tell him that your current mobile phone has been used for a long time and the radiation is too great. Your ears always hurt after talking on the phone. . . . ?

A new, higher-end mobile phone is coming. At this time, you have to act very angry and resolutely refuse. ?

You won’t accept it until he begs you. ?

Tell him about the clothes in magazines, chat with him about fashion, let him understand, and serve you! ?

Be picky about expensive snacks, eat as many walnuts, almonds, and pistachios as possible, and don’t eat chocolate that doesn’t come from Dove! ?

Use all methods to replace your equipment with high-end and dazzling ones. You don’t have to mention it yourself. He voluntarily sent it to you, and I beg you to accept it! ?

You won’t accept it until he begs you. ?

Be unconscious in front of him and act very loving. When you meet stray cats and dogs, run over and talk to them, asking them if they are cold or hungry. . . . .

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Be very afraid of mice, cockroaches and the like, scream when you see them, rush into his arms, and let him protect you. ?

In this way, in his eyes you are kind, lively, cute, thoughtful, individual and childlike, and he also believes in your innocence. ?

Okay, now his old injury has just been healed by you, don’t give him a good life, help him open the door to hell again. ?

Why are you doing this to him this time? ?

Yes, let’s play Missing, get an upgraded version, ?

Disappear for half a month, turn off the phone, and become invisible online on QQ. . . ?

Turn a blind eye to his messages, he is looking for you all over the world like crazy, without thinking about food and drink, ?

You will lose a lot of weight in half a month, yes, torture him like this . ?

Half a month later, you showed up again and told him that your phone was broken and that the company was busy working overtime recently and had no time to look for him. . ?

After he appears, comfort him and reward him. What method should you use? ?

As I said a lot before, just do that. ?

Let him experience the feeling of regaining something lost, making him cherish you even more and make him unable to live without you. ?

In the days to come, you should often not answer his calls or reply to his text messages. . . ?

Just tell him, ?

Dear, you have to believe me, I am a simple person, not as complicated as you think?

Let him worry, guess, and suffer. ?

Go crazy again, squeeze out all his savings, ?

Let him treat you better, and he will give it to you as long as he can. ?

Let him only eat 2 meals a day, ?

Every day he will extract some jokes from the Internet and save them in his mobile phone, and send them to you regularly! ?

That’s almost it. It’s time to put the second cuckold on him?

Okay, let’s put the cuckold on him first, and then think of a better idea to leave him. ?

You cannot do what your parents say. Just say that your mother introduced you to a boy. ?

You must listen to your mother. This idea is always a bit old, but It is indeed very effective. ?

Tell him that you love him when you leave,?

Tell him that in the whole world, he is the best man to you besides your dad,?

Tell him that you will never forget him?

But you must leave him because you have to listen to your mother and be a good boy?

Look , What a good reason, it definitely made him feel helpless and helpless. . . ?

It’s painful, very painful. . . He can't blame you yet, he can only blame himself for being useless, so useless that he can't stand your mother's eyes, and he starts to forget about food and drink again. . . ?

Don’t think about it, he will definitely contact you again, ?

Cry, cry on the phone, say you are sorry for him, but for his own good, ask him not to contact you in the future ! ?

Sure enough, he stopped contacting you. ?

How could you let him go so easily just to torture him?

If he doesn’t call you, just call him. ?

Call him, call him every day, for a week, to break down his self-defense?

Tell him that you are in a bad mood?

Let He tells you jokes and sings songs. ?

If he disagrees, just say something sad and cry! ?

He will satisfy your request,?

Also, don’t forget to call him the nickname you used to give him on the phone?

Let him collapse?

Lie to him again and you will go out with that boy all day tomorrow?

Tell him in a joking tone that he is not allowed to find a girlfriend and let him Does he have hope?

Frequently send him ambiguous text messages so that he will not miss you 24 hours a day?

Let him make mistakes at work.

Make him become depressed, let him eat halfway through his meal, and then he can’t eat anymore when he thinks of you?

Find something for him to do, ask him to help you solve it, say that you are used to having his help and Education?

Be domineering so that he cannot ignore you?

Always act very happy and indulge in love for him to see. . ?

Let him love and hate you, but let him love you more than he hates you, ?

So you have to show that you care about him appropriately?

In this way, it is impossible for him to forget you?

He will live in pain all day long, drinking, smoking,,,,,?

Persevere If you play with him like this for a few months, he may have thoughts of death at this time,?

You can't let him be so easy, how can you let him die so quickly?

Come on some What's more exciting is that it makes him worse than death. . . . . . ?

Without you by his side and continuing to cheer, his pain will become less and less,?

So after giving him 2 cuckolds, you must come back again To his side?

Think of a good reason to go back,?

By the way, just tell him, you have thought about it clearly, happiness must be fought for by yourself,?

You decided to fight for it despite the opposition from your family, because you really love him?

At the same time, give him a chance. ?

Tell him, give him 5 years, and he must make a difference within 5 years, and use the capital to make your mother recognize him. ?

What a high-sounding reason. In order to love him, you ignored the opposition of your family and resolutely threw yourself into his arms again?

He will be moved by tears. ?

And he will believe you. At this time, as long as you find any reason, he will accept you again. ?

If he doesn't accept it, he will force himself to accept it.

He needs a reason to deceive himself?

The reason you mentioned is reasonable and he is willing to accept it?

What should I do if I come back to him? Nothing happened, just like the time when we first met, wantonly acting petty, wantonly coquettish, wanton and heartless. ?

Give him a good life for a few days and let him float for a few days. The higher he floats, the harder he falls?

Okay, now you can be fair and aboveboard with other boys. Keep the relationship ambiguous! ?

Let him know on purpose. . . ?

He asks you why you are like this, and you say you are confused. . . ?

Just say that you have hurt him too much and that he doesn’t want to continue hurting you like this. Just say that you are a sinner. . . ?

But don’t mention breaking up, just endure it like this, torture him to death, and make him suffer, howling pain?

Finally, he couldn’t bear it anymore, and he wouldn’t even call him if you called him. Then, he also started to disappear, and he started to be invisible to you on QQ. ?

Don’t let him go at this time. If you let him go, all your efforts will be wasted. You must not let him go. ?

Play a trick and leave him a message on QQ , saying that you can't live without him, saying that you are going crazy, saying that you don't want to eat or drink. ?

At the same time, mobilize your friends around you and ask them to help persuade him to turn back. ?

Leave him a message saying: "If you don't see me, I will go on a hunger strike. I will buy the bread and put it in my bag." "If you pay attention to me, I will eat; if you ignore me, I will starve to death." ?

Don’t worry, he will receive your message.

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You have to be cuckold three times?

Now you should find a boy to elope with and run away...?

Leave her a letter saying You are too young now and you can’t afford to wait?

Say that even if you can afford to wait, you are afraid that he will become bad or change his heart when he gets rich?

Say that you love him too much Are you afraid that you will be hurt in the future?

Say that you would rather find a man you don’t love, but it is enough that that man loves you very much, so that you can be a princess forever?

Say you owe him the next life...?

Tell him that now that you have found such a man, you have to leave him.?

Remember to Wish him happiness...?

She asked you why you did this to him?

Tell him: "I am not a good girl, just think of me as a liar" If I leave you, a good man like you will definitely find a better one." Yes, just tell him like this, how long will you continue to harass him with this kind of irresponsible behavior? Oh, it is not called harassment, it should be called comfort, so that he can often hear your voice. ,?

I have been living like this for about a month. Now is it time to send him to report to the King of Hell?

I complain to him every day. After too many experiences, he may be numb... ?

Don’t worry, there’s another trick you haven’t used yet?

Preventing death...?

Tell him and let him give you one last chance. .?

You have left your current boyfriend and want to be with him?

Ask him to resign and come to the city where you are now to find a job because you don’t want to. I like living in a small city. ?

What you said to him before is still valid?

Give him a few days to think about it?

If you don’t get a positive answer then, you will commit suicide. Because your life is boring?

Don’t be idle these days when he is thinking about it,?

Remind him to eat on time, go to bed early, and other nonsense?

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These are very useful. In short, can you show as much tenderness as you want?

Don’t worry you will succeed, because you are constantly tempting him?

No matter how desperate a person is, he will still have a glimmer of hope, but he refuses to admit it?

As long as you add fuel to his hope and light a fire, this fire of hope can start a prairie fire. Burn himself to death?

Be more diligent and pour more oil on him, men can't stand this. ?

Sure enough, he did not escape your Wuzhishan,?

He resolutely quit his job, bought the bus ticket, and decided to go to a big city to live with you?

He decided to take a gamble and he had to take a gamble?

How many days have passed?

This super giant decided to take a gamble,?

Sure enough, he quit his job, bought a train ticket, and decided to go to a big city to live with you. ?

Bombshell, bombshell! Get ready to blow him up! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ?

He took the train all day and came to see you?

Don’t bring him home to avoid unnecessary trouble?

Just let him stay Is the hotel ready?

Don’t go to see him right away, wait until you go?

Have a last supper with him after you see him?

Remember to ask him to treat you, make it more luxurious, so that you won’t have the chance to eat with him in the future and start sharing, right?

Pretend to be in pain and say to him: "Let's break up." Don't do it at this time Pay attention to the reason why he asked, because you can't make it up anymore, so all the excuses have been used up.

Just keep silent after saying this?

His expression is definitely what you want to see most in your life.?

Crying and begging you, kneeling down and begging you, no need Pay attention to him and crush his dignity under your feet! ?

Ravage him repeatedly.?

However, it’s better to act sad and cry with him.?

Yes, just cry while holding your head. Of that.?

At this time, the other man must give you a call,?

Try to let him see the call, especially the two "baby" in the remarks. Words.?

Okay, quickly run to the bathroom to answer the phone,?

Tell the other side that everything has been resolved. When you talk on the phone, your voice should be louder. Let him hear it. ?

Talk longer on the phone, preferably half an hour, to let his heart die first, and then his person. . . . . . If you watch with enough concentration, you can imagine how the heart of the man who hates you to the core gradually cools down as you wait every minute. You can imagine how much he will feel at that time. Suffocating, like a fish out of water, constantly trying to breathe on the shore, but it doesn't help. He can only helplessly accept the fate he already knows, but he doesn't want to escape the moment when fate announces his sentence, he is still very nervous of having a little bit of ridiculous hope. Hopefully you will come back eventually. . . . But that's impossible! ?

We’re done talking on the phone, come out and say goodbye to him. ?

I have to say sorry, it’s a matter of politeness! ?

Forget it, let’s comfort him again and tell him that you have your helplessness and you don’t want to be like this. ?

If there is a next life, you can make it up to him and do it well. Love him and no longer hurt him, but not in this life,?

You have to leave him in this life.?

He will definitely slap you, forget it, don’t be with him If you don't mind, just let him slap you.?

When he finishes, tell him that it's getting late and you have to go back. ?

At this moment, you may feel a little heartbroken, but don’t worry about it, because the play you have painstakingly planned and performed for so long is about to be completed. ?

Okay, take a deep breath and give him your most beautiful smile with compassion. ?

Be careful, take the bag and leave~~~?

Finally, your goal was achieved~?

He was emotionally hurt, he was hurt by you I can't be hurt anymore,?

You have drained all my savings,?

I have quit my job for you,?

Now you can say, He has nothing left,?

Besides death, he has a wonderful choice. Under such circumstances,?

He only has one thought - death?

If he has watched the plot of the Korean drama "Brainless", then he may call you non-stop before he dies. There is something you must remember at this time. You must not accept it unless you think you can say something cruel enough at this time to give him another ride. But I think that if he can no longer hear your voice and cannot see you, then he will feel the greatest despair. ?

There is no greater sadness than heartbreak! ?

Perhaps he will be walking on the road, his mind going blank, turning a blind eye to the passing vehicles. At the moment when the vehicles crush his bones, congratulations, ?

You finally made it. He was beaten to death. ?

Perhaps he would climb up to the tallest building in the country and look down at the red lights and green wine all over the place, and the prosperity he once enjoyed. His heart would suddenly tremble violently, and tears could not help but fall down his pale face. . . . . He must have seen something and remembered your past, haha, go to hell with those past times, those dog pups were just foreshadowing for his present day.

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There is another possibility...?

He is not dead. Congratulations again, this is more effective than death...?

He will live a life worse than death for a long period of time...?

A lifelong shadow has been buried in his heart,?

He has only experienced you as a woman,?

But he has experienced too many emotional injuries from a woman like you.