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Humor in New Year's greetings
Everything may fade out-in this special festival, only your image is clear in front of my eyes; Everything will be an anecdote-on this special day, only your concern makes me excited; Everything may be a smoke cloud-at this special moment, only your blessing makes my heart beat!
The new year is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day and win a mountain of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu, setting off firecrackers all over the street, and greeting whoever catches you. I'm not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!
The Spring Festival is coming. It's too expensive to buy you a Mercedes. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. I invited you to the seaside and sent you a rose, which hurt your stomach. It is wrong to give you a kiss! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.
With the coming of the new year, I hope you are a leisurely mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a gentle sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!
I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope I won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.
When the new year comes, I wish you: everything will be updated again; Good luck every year, peace every year; Rich and auspicious wealth; Happiness, well-being and happiness are more than enough; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!
The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.
Four blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, took the lucky money by the way, and had a holiday from the first to the fifteenth; I wish you success in your official career and rolling in financial resources; Family, friendship, love and happiness!
Send you a blessing bomb, may it bloom the spark of your crazy love for a year, bright fireworks, bright fireworks, sweet and auspicious flowers! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!
As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.
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