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With the capital of 100 yuan, how can we use it to make more money?
On the first day, I went to the suburban farmers' market, went in to see if there were any onions, only wholesale ones, which I bought for one yuan, and chose the biggest one. Then divide the bought onions into 10 handfuls, take them to the free faucet in the vegetable market, wash them, walk to the entrance of the big vegetable market in the city to find a sack to set up a stall, spread out the 10 handfuls respectively, and sell them at a price of 50 cents each, and all of them will be sold out by noon. 10*0.5=5 yuan, ok, spend 1 yuan to buy two big ones.
The next day, 4 yuan's capital became 20 yuan. I bought two big buns at noon, and the rest was 19 yuan. He went to the computer city, went in and bought 1 5 pirated pornographic CDs at the price of 1 yuan, and spent1yuan on a bus trip to the suburbs to find farmers to have a big sale at the price of each 5 yuan, 65438+.
On the third day, people in the street bought five counterfeit coins at the price of 10 yuan, and then called the small shops at the gates of major schools. They must find that kind of old man or old lady, or they will be caught. After success, they will get 500 yuan cash, minus the telephone bill 5 yuan, with a net profit of 495, plus 27 yuan, a ***522 yuan. From his mouth, I know the purchase channel of stolen blackboard books.
On the fourth day, I bought 400 pens for students at the small commodity wholesale market with 200 yuan, 50 cents each. I immediately went to the school gate in the city to set up a stall, and sold 200 at the price of each 2 yuan. In the afternoon, I immediately went to the suburban primary school with my stock. I had a sale at the price of 1.5 yuan. In the evening, I calculated the income of 700 yuan, excluding the cost of 200, and added 322 to my pocket.
The second stage: primitive accumulation
On the fifth day, I found a pirated book supplier with 800 principal, spent 600 yuan to buy 600 pirated books, spent 50 yuan to rent a warehouse, left 400 books in the warehouse, and then took 200 books to set up a stall at the gate of the park. Every book went on sale in 5 yuan. When 100 copies were sold, the urban management seized it and confiscated 100 copies! I earned 500 yuan today and spent 10 on dinner. By the way, I spent 90 yuan on a change of clothes. Today, the remaining 400+200=600 yuan.
On the sixth day, I took out 200 books in stock and set up a stall at the entrance of the Cultural Palace to continue 5 yuan 1 book. I have experience today, and I sold them all before the city management came. Cash remaining today 1600 yuan.
On the seventh day, all the remaining books were sold at the price of each 3 yuan, and they were all sold out. They were evacuated quickly, with the remaining funds of 2,200 yuan. In the evening, I found a friend in the street, invited him to dinner, went to the karaoke sauna to find a lady, spent 500 yuan, and got the ecstasy purchase channel from him. Remaining funds 1700.
On the eighth day, let his younger brother take you to stock up, buy 200 ecstasy tablets at the price of 5 yuan each, then go to entertainment places to collect his younger brother, and each person will pay 100 yuan every day, and then let them help you sell them at the price of 50 yuan each. After the sale, the net income is 8000 yuan, excluding dividends to my younger brother.
On the ninth day, I went to KTV to find a lady. She wants 200 yuan. You promise her 1000 that she will be dead set on you, treat you like a chicken head and introduce her sisters to you.
On the tenth day, you spend 1000 yuan to find a printing factory that is about to close down and ask him to print 5000 leaflets. Then let your younger brothers post them all over the city, and then let the ladies meet guests. Each of the 20 ladies goes to 200 yuan every day, and you earn 100 yuan. A month later, you earn 60 thousand.
On the 42nd day, I immediately found the technician who made the website and asked him for 500 yuan to make a "registered website for college students' passionate chat". Then let those ladies continue to receive customers and let them develop sideline business. Earn at least 20W for a month, spend 50,000 to buy off relationships and pay protection fees. At this point, your original accumulation will reach 20W.
The third stage: starting a business.
On the 43rd day, take your 0.2 million/200 thousand to Myanmar to take the goods. If you succeed, you can earn dozens of times when you return to the mainland. The trip will take about half a month. Excluding the necessary expenses on the trip, you will have millions when you return to the mainland. Wash your hands after you finish this job and break off all relations with these people.
On the 58th day, immediately register a real estate company, then recruit technical talents to become real estate developers, then spend 100W to corrupt those officials, get the land for big projects from them, and immediately recruit migrant workers (maybe even those who bought your DVD at the beginning, hahaha) to spend 200W to dig the foundation to build a house. Once the foundation is laid, go to the bank for a loan 1000 W. Once the funds are withdrawn, half of the bank loan will be repaid, and then the loan1000 w will take about 3 months. At this time, your personal assets definitely exceed 3000W W W.
On150th day, you pay 100W annual salary to hire a doctoral student who can speak eight foreign languages to be a leather agent abroad. The agency qualification is about 100W, and then you go to Wenzhou to find a factory that makes the most fakes. After three months, you made a net profit of 5000W W. At the same time, if foreign manufacturers find that you are faking, you will be compensated for your personal assets 100W. At this time, we will immediately invest with foreign consortia to develop budget hotels in China, reaching 300-400 million, and then establish unified brands in various cities, and CCTV advertisements will be bombarded every day. At this time, you can earn10 million yuan every year. This process will take about half a year.
The fourth stage: fame and fortune
By this time, you are already the best and fastest young entrepreneur in China. At this time, you are spending 200 million yuan to set up four charitable funds, 1 to help out-of-school children in China, 1 to help the disabled, 1 to help the unemployed, 1 to help the hungry people in Africa. At this time, the world is paying attention to you, people are praising you, Forbes put your photo on the cover, and Time magazine called you the soul of the nation and the pride of China. All young people aim at you, and your achievements surpass those of all your peers. Chen Anzhi, a famous contemporary success master, interprets success with your actions. Your story has been made into a movie, your deeds have been compiled into textbooks, and your name will go down in history!
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