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The Monkey King and I talked about the sixth grade composition.
I chatted with the Monkey King. One day, the Monkey King was bored in the sky, suddenly his heart swelled and he decided to take a trip to the world. So he asked the Jade Emperor for leave and came to earth.
I am watching TV at home. the Monkey King on the screen is witty and brave. I envy him very much. "If only I had the Monkey King's skill!" I said longingly. "Haha, I didn't expect my old grandson to be so famous!" There is a voice that gives me the creeps. I turned around carefully and saw the people behind me, their eyes wide open and full of disbelief. However, I immediately came to my senses and ran to the speaker: "You are the Monkey King, it's true!" I excitedly went on to say, "Hello, the Monkey King, I'm Ma Aoli, a sixth-grade student in Jin Wa Primary School!" "Ha ha, little friend, it's my old grandson!" The Monkey King said, looking at everything in the room.
Suddenly, his eyes were fixed on the TV. How far did he jump? He said, "What monster is that? Why is my old grandson there? Oh, and Bajie and Master. Tell me where you are! " Point a golden hoop at the computer. Seeing this scene, I quickly ran over and said, "Sun, don't be angry. That's a computer. This is a story about Great Sage, you and your disciples going to the West to study Buddhist scriptures. Now it's made into a TV series. " Hearing my explanation, the Monkey King actually smiled: "I didn't expect my old grandson to be so famous, and this thing is so interesting. When I go to heaven, I will take it away and show it off to other immortals! "
At this moment, the telephone rang. When I went to answer the phone, I saw the Monkey King pointing to the phone and saying, "What is that treasure? What are you saying to it? " "That's the phone. Now people rely on it to send messages, much faster than writing letters! " I patiently explained, "Come, follow me to the street."
In the street, the Monkey King and I walked slowly forward. The Monkey King is curious about everything. At this moment, a car is coming towards us quickly. I was so scared that I quickly hid aside. Only when the Monkey King saw the car, he didn't hide, but looked around the car. I quickly pulled the Monkey King over and the car was gone. "What the hell is that? It runs so fast that it almost catches up with my old grandson! " "That's a car, a modern means of transportation. Its speed is worse than yours. " Along the way, the Monkey King felt fresh about everything and kept asking questions. I patiently explained all the way.
How time flies! As night falls, the Monkey King is leaving. I only remember him saying, "I didn't expect the world to be so interesting and developed." Let my brothers come to see us in a few days. Son, my grandson is leaving. " A fall, I saw the sky across a white smoke, disappeared without a trace. I looked up at the stars in the sky and couldn't help saying to myself: Great Sage, if you come again, there will be more surprises!
I chatted with the Monkey King. I chatted with the Monkey King. Today, when I got home, I got a phone call without rhyme or reason.
"Hello, is that an old pig? How have you been on earth? Oh, my life is not good at all. People today are very different from those who went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. They have fashion, TV and computer ... By the way, did you buy the latest version of Apple 4? Forget it, don't ask you first, let me tell you something about my experience on earth. Didn't we come to earth together after we retired from heaven? Later, my grandson was poisoned by eating apples in the orchard. Fortunately, a kind person took me to the hospital at that time, otherwise, I might not have seen you. The people in the hospital said that I was poisoned by some kind of pesticide, and now the medicine is really powerful. I will never steal from the orchard again. I thought the blast furnace didn't do anything to me, and now a small apple almost killed me. The world is terrible! When I got to the hospital, people there asked me. Where is your home, sir? I said, I don't know. Does heaven count? They laughed and said it was impossible. What's your name, sir? I said, my name is the Monkey King, my nickname is Wukong, and my nickname is the Monkey King. They said I watched too many trips to the west. Where is your account, sir? I asked, what is an account? They said I might have lost my memory. Later, I couldn't stay any longer, so I left. I came to the road and saw many monsters running with people on their backs. I can't take it anymore and say,' Where's the monster?' The people inside the monster came out and said,' Go, go, don't make a movie here. I have something urgent to do. Why are you blocking my car? A car? I asked. Cars, haven't you seen them? I'm leaving. Later, I learned that a car is a means of transportation. I'm hungry and want to eat something. I came to a meat steamed stuffed bun shop. "How many words are there in a meat bag?" The man who sells meat buns said,' Four for a dollar. How many pence is a dollar equal to? "How many silver coins?" I asked. The butcher said he didn't want money. I'm leaving. Looking for a job, I happened to come to the national weatherman. The guard asked me who I was, and I said I was the Monkey King. He wouldn't let me in. I acted in secret. After I went in, I went to the human resources department. "What can I do for you, sir?" A man asked me. I said I wanted to find a job, and he asked me which university I graduated from. I don't know what a university is, just say I don't know what a university is. He told me to go out. I said I would predict the weather, but he didn't believe me. Let me try. I bribed Raytheon in the sky to say that it would thunder here today. A few days later, I came here again, and the man smiled and said, I'll stay. I agreed and signed the contract. I have been working until now. I also bought a house, a car, a computer and a TV. By the way, I'm taking my driver's license now! "
"Hey, I'm not an old pig. Who are you? "
"ah? Why didn't you say so earlier? I am the Monkey King. "
"Are you really the Monkey King?" I'm dubious.
"Of course!" The other party said proudly.
"Hello, my name is Xiaoli." I believed him.
"Hello, I'm the Monkey King."
"Can we meet?" I am eager to see the Monkey King.
"I'm honored! I will go to your house today. "
Say that finish, the other party hung up. I wonder when he will come.
"I'm coming!" I turned around and saw that it was the Monkey King.
"Nice to meet you!" (expressing surprise, shock, etc.)
"You are the first person in my life who believes that I am the Monkey King." He was very excited.
"I'm honored." I replied.
As soon as my voice fell, I flew. He took me to heaven and traveled around the world. I am very happy all day.
"Play later!" The Monkey King said.
"Sure!" I said.
Later, we kept in touch. If you receive a strange phone call, it may be this stupid the Monkey King.
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