The performance jokes at the New Year's Day get-together are very funny.

1, "Mom, are people really monkeys?" "Yes!" "No wonder there are fewer and fewer monkeys."

Xiaohua said: Our new neighbor must be very poor. Xiao Ming said: How do you know? Xiaohua said: Yesterday, his child swallowed a nickel coin and was sweating with anxiety.

Christmas is coming. The teacher asked the students what kind of presents they wanted for Christmas. Xiao Ming said, "I hope Santa Claus can put the answers to the final exam in the socks at the bedside on Christmas Eve." As a result, the whole class laughed, even the teachers who have always been serious laughed.

4. I provoked a female classmate today. She kept saying and cursing, "Did the dog eat your conscience?" I yelled, "Are you not full or something?"

A singer blew to a friend, "Did you come to my concert yesterday?" My voice is too loud! The whole theater can't hold back! " My friend said, "Although I didn't listen yesterday, I saw the audience coming out one by one to make room for your voice."

6. These two days are very stressful. I have always felt that there is an invisible force gripping my throat, making it difficult for me to breathe, and there is always wind behind my neck. In the afternoon, I went to the hospital. After careful examination, the doctor wrote in the medical record book: autumn clothes are worn backwards! ! !