A particularly funny short message joke.

1. The last thing you want to happen during barbecue: 1. Cook the meat with you; 2. Charcoal plays cold; 3. Clams are autistic; 4. The barbecue grill is cracked; 5. There is no kindling; 6. Meat and shelves engage in small groups; 7. Sausage meat plays gangster with you; 8. Black wheel puncture; 9. Onions play dumb with you; 10. Corn will play hardball with you!

2. You said: I love you 52 1

+Say it again: 365 per day.

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Result = 886

3. The hungry wolf is looking for food, and he hears a family member training the child: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf!" However, the child cried all night ... The next morning, the wolf sighed: "Alas ... human beings don't keep their promises!" " "

4. The classmate who read "English" as "difficult to give interest" when he was a child is now the principal; People who read "Causality" are now philosophers; Those who read "the history that cannot be changed" have become leaders now ... I read "Washing in the Sewer", and today I am a vegetable seller.

5. When I bought a computer at home in high school, I found a computer primer and learned that exe file is the abbreviation of executable, bmp file is the abbreviation of bitmap, and bat file is the abbreviation of batch. Later, a classmate came to my house and copied several files into the computer. For a long time after that, I thought jpg file was the abbreviation of "Japanese girl".

6. The first gathering of the university was held in the zoo. Everyone agreed that only here can we feel that we are still individuals. ...

7.MM said happily to me while looking in the mirror: I have really lost weight. Look, my chin is sharp! I looked at her face and got up the courage to say, well, it is true that every chin is pointed. ...

8. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards!