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My friend is getting married, and I want some humorous wedding greetings. Can you share it?

At your wedding, you must invite some related relatives and friends. Different people have different plans and expectations for their own weddings, so today's China Wedding Expo Bian Xiao will bring you some humorous wedding greetings.

1, dude, you finally got married. The bride and you are made for each other. You are plump and your skin is white and red, so everyone says you are a perfect couple. At that time, two cute piglets will be born, and cute baby piglets will be born. Don't forget to invite me to a wedding reception. I wish you love and sweetness.

Congratulations, brother, you finally got naked in this beautiful autumn. I wish you and your lover happiness and eternal love.

3, brewing for a long time, conceived a lot, deliberated a lot, considered a pair, and finally found that it was the simplest sentence to tie the knot.

4, one worships heaven and earth, and I am angry with my wife from now on. Two worships Gao Tang, I sleep on the floor and my wife sleeps on the bed. Husband and wife respect each other as guests and work hard for her. Haha, I won't scare you next. My brother envies you very much. You have won the beauty. I wish my dear brother a happy wedding!

Dear friend, I heard that you got married. You have been working really hard these days, and you have to get a red envelope if you want to marry a wife. When it's really difficult, brother, I'm always at your service! Haha, I won't joke with you, just serve my dear friends and wish you two a happy, loving and sweet life.

6, cups and water and cups, a glass of water shows value, a glass of water has a place to live, flowers bless you today, firecrackers pray for you, everyone congratulates you, I celebrate for you, I wish you a happy life!

7. hey! Dude. Married so soon. I can't come because of something. But I still want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding! Be careful of your health!

8. May the fire of your sincere love be more intense with the rising sun. So that many waters cannot be extinguished and floods cannot be submerged.

9. Hi, I didn't expect you to get married so soon. So you left your brothers, I hope you can live a long life in the future!

10, brother! In a blink of an eye, I stepped into the marriage hall from a little boy. I hope that as a man, you can have your own responsibilities. I wish you a happy life and an early birth.