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I'm sick, so I want to invite a lovely steamed stuffed bun.
Funnier than an invited monkey.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa ....." The cry rang on time, rubbing his eyes in peace and trying to get out of bed wrapped in a quilt. "You go back to sleep." She raised her eyelids and saw Ming Jiang's slim figure. Nan 'an laid the pillow and went back to sleep.
Ming Jiang skillfully carried her white and tender son out of the crib. As soon as Jiang Dudu touched Ming Jiang's hand, he stopped crying with a big face, blinked his round eyes, and watched the handsome father skillfully make milk powder for him. When the bottle reached his mouth, the temperature was just right. Jiang Dudu opened his mouth, held the bottle head, thumped, sucked milk and drank happily, as if afraid that his father would suddenly take his little bottle away and stretch out a fat paw to catch it. Unfortunately, before he had a good drink, his father took the bottle away cruelly. Jiang Dudu put his little arm into the bottle, but it was a pity that he couldn't reach it. ...
Xiao Pang curled his lips, burped and groaned on his father's shoulder. Ming Jiang saw that he didn't really cry, so he safely put the bottle on the table and put him to sleep with Jiang Dudu-I don't know if all babies are like this, or because his Jiang Dudu is a foodie. He drank as much as Ming Jiang fed him, and he didn't let go until he vomited. Later, Ming Jiang gradually felt his appetite. Therefore, Ming Jiang always flushes more milk powder. As long as he doesn't cry, he will measure it according to the standard. If he cries, he will hold back again.
Put Jiang Dudu back in the crib and watch the little guy sleep with his eyes closed and his chest hanging down. Ming Jiang tucked him in and went back to bed. Nan 'an asked him, "DuDu is full?" Ming Jiang well, holding the south fell asleep in peace.
The next day, Ming Jiang went to a meeting, and Ann was alone at home with Jiang Dudu. Originally, the baby was eating and sleeping. An An repeatedly assured Jiang Ming that she was not under pressure. Unfortunately, she is really Alexander now. Jiang Dudu cried so badly that his face turned red. He refused to drink her hard-made milk powder, waved his little paws and cried loudly.
Ann looked at her washed milk powder, according to the "instructions" left by Ming Jiang. She picked up the bottle, hung it up, squeezed a drop on the tip of her tongue, rolled it up and swallowed it-it was delicious.
Jiang Dudu's eyes were wide open. He watched his mother drink a drop of his milk, and some even put their paws into his little bottle in a novel way. When Nan 'an ignored him, he called a few times. Nan Anan picked up the bottle again and sent the nipple to Jiang Dudu's mouth. Jiang Dudu opened her mouth, but when she sent the pacifier in, her face tilted, and she once again avoided the bottle and began to cry.
Nannan got up early in the morning to nurse the baby. Up to now, she hasn't fed a drop of milk. She is hungry, too, mainly because her son is still hungry, and she is embarrassed to cook for herself.
On the top floor of West University, Jiang felt his mobile phone vibrate during the meeting. He turned on the screen and saw Nannan's message-come back quickly, I can't bear it alone. ...
Ming Jiang took a sorry look at the dean, who nodded at him. Ming Jiang got up and walked out of the meeting room, texting back-OK, I'll be right back.
Soon the news of Ann came again-your son was hungry and cried, and he also brought a tearful photo of Zhangjiang DuDu.
Ming Jiang opened the car door and got in. Nannan then sent a new message-I am going to cry, too.
Seeing this news, Ming Jiang quickly pressed his finger on the keyboard and replied to this message-well, I'll go back to feed my son first.
Another message is only a few seconds apart-feed you again.
"Didi" Nan Anan is holding Jiang Dudu in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, stumbling. When she saw the new news, her ears were a little red, so meaningful. ...
Jiang Dudu blinked his round eyes and looked out. Unfortunately, his unscrupulous mother had put down the phone and continued to coax him with freshly washed milk powder. Jiang Dudu opened his mouth to reveal small tongue. Nan 'an recalled that he just wanted to squeeze a small drop of milk into small tongue. Jiang DuDu suck up make clicks, wanting more, round eyes a bright, reaching for the bottle.
..... Nan Anan finally successfully fed her son and put the chubby little guy back in the crib. She heard the sound of opening the door. Ming Jiang changed her slippers and came in to see her son, who had been having sex all morning. Jiang Dudu saw him coming, and immediately screamed with a wave of his hands. Ming Jiang leaned over and carried him out of the stroller.
Unlike other children, Jiang Dudu especially likes to stick to Ming Jiang since he was a child. All kinds of people need Ming Jiang to hold them before going to bed. As soon as I left my hand, I cried out of breath. So, I also asked the headmaster for leave, took over the Chiang family, and took care of my son without class every day-they didn't resist, and they couldn't control Jiang Dudu, a child who cried loudly when he wanted to cry. He be shy with strangers, only let nan' an and Ming Jiang hug him, and his parents also favor him.
Feel your nose in peace. As a father, Ming Jiang is much more reliable than her mother.
Ann's little life is particularly relaxed and happy, because her son likes Ming Jiang very much, and the male god, who is a new father, becomes a father when he sees Ann's round eyes that are wet with tears. Ming Jiang teased his son and said to Nan Nan, "Why is this child so clingy ..."
Nannan touched his nose guiltily. She is embarrassed to say that Jiang Dudu looks like her, and Jiang Dudu will be more clingy in the future.
Ann was stuck with heather when she was a child, which was worse than Jiang Dudu. One of the twins was taken care of by her mother and the other by her father. Ann always wore heather when she was a child. When she first sees heather, she will cry. Later, she grew up and could walk. That's heather's little tail, dragging her favorite plush bear behind her ass, and she follows heather everywhere.
In a blink of an eye, she has grown from a little girl who wants a hug from her father to a son who wants a father.
For Ann now, the most frustrating thing is that she fed her son before Ming Jiang, so Ming Jiang concentrated on feeding her again and again. ...
……
Ann drove into the parking lot and stood at the door for a long time before opening the door. After the key turned around in the lock hole, she didn't push the door directly, but cleared her throat and shouted at the door: "Jiang Dudu".
There was milk at the door, and Nan 'an helped her forehead. Sure enough ... since the last time she pushed the door and threw Jiang Dudu, who was excited to meet her at the door, she should be on guard against this suicide bomber every time she opened the door.
"Turn around." An An's password is short and powerful: "March in a hurry,12121121... stop."
"One, two" Jiang tooted happily.
Guess Jiang Dudu has been away from the danger range, Nanan An Cai pushed open the door, and as soon as he walked in, he was hugged by Xiao Zi. Jiang Dudu held her thigh and looked up at her: "Hug ~", Xiao Chudun was probably fat and had dimples when he spoke.
As soon as Nan 'an came back, the nanny who took care of Jiang Dudu at home left first.
Nan Anan bent down to pick up Xiao Pang, kicked off her high heels and walked to the sofa. After sitting on the sofa, he put DuDu on his lap. Jiang Dudu excitedly sat on his numb body, blinked his round eyes and said expectantly, "Dad …".
Nan 'an really wants to get rid of his legs-he has company.
Nan Anan grabbed his two meat paws and bowed his head and touched his head. "Dad is on a business trip."
Jiang Dudu is a little fat man with red lips and white teeth, as can be seen from his birth name. In fact, Ann originally gave him a very domineering nickname-Jiang Dudu, who can't hold chubby children. In the long run, he will become Jiang Dudu.
Jiang Dudu put his arm around her neck and rubbed her with chubby cheeks. "Mom," he said angrily.
You finally remember who held you. Nannan held the little fat man in his hand, and his soft lips kissed her cheek.
Nan Anan picked up the little fat man to eat. Jiang Dudu is a nice little guy besides loving to stick to her and Ming Jiang. She carried Dudu to the children's chair and surrounded him with a small bib to eat in the kitchen. Jiang Dudu obediently sat in his small chair waiting for his mother. As soon as he saw the plate, he reached for it happily. After Nan 'an put the small bowl of vegetables away, the little guy started to deliver food to his mouth with a spoon in his left hand.
After dinner, Nan 'an changed Jiang Dudu's sweater, and then drove to the airport to meet Ming Jiang with Jiang Dudu. On the way, Jiang Dudu sat in the safety seat and looked around and talked to her from time to time: "Mom, I miss my father."
Nan Anan held the steering wheel and looked ahead: "I will see your father soon."
"Yayi" Jiang Dudu beamed and clapped his hands.
When waiting for the red light, Nan Anan looked up at the rearview mirror. Jiang Dudu has cocked his head and fell asleep in his seat. The facial features of his fleshy face are not opened, his eyes are more like her, and his nose, mouth and eyebrows are all like Ming Jiang.
Hum, some people say that she can't have children.
This is their child.
Nan Anan's heart is so soft, which is another possibility that she never thought of.
When the green light came on, Nan 'an stepped on the gas pedal and the car drove smoothly to the nearby airport. In the distance, she saw Ming Jiang wearing a black trench coat and pulling a small suitcase towards them. Nan Anan opened the car door and hesitated to fall asleep with Jiang Dudu. Jiang Dudu rubbed his eyes and held out his hand to hug him.
Nan' an took the little fat man out of the car. As soon as his foot touched the ground, the little guy shouted "daddy, daddy" and ran towards his father. He jumped into Ming Jiang's arms and was picked up by Ming Jiang. Jiang Dudu's two meat paws rubbed Ming Jiang's shoulder happily.
Ming Jiang looked up at Nanan. Wearing a navy trench coat and standing on a pair of high heels, she followed the crowd towards him.
The sunshine is just right. Nan 'an squints slightly at nearby, dragging the suitcase in one hand and holding Ming Jiang in the other. The little guy is coming towards her.
Backlight, too good to be true ...
"Mom!" Jiang Dudu suddenly broke this unreality, turned and stretched out his hand and waved to Nanan Zhao An. "Hug ~"
Nan Anan smiled on high heels and reached for Jiang Dudu. Ming Jiang empty-handed, he just held her in his arms with Jiang Dudu.
Nannan turned around and kissed Ming Jiang in the bustling crowd at the airport.
The warm sunshine shone on her, and Nanan narrowed her eyes, which was her perfection.
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