Happy, humorous and funny messages.

1, wanted for a abducted woman, who always leans against a stool at work, whines all day, has pimples all over her face and eats shrimp all over her face. She said she was not beautiful, so she immediately raised the hammer. When she saw the information, she glared at the beads bitterly.

2. Are you happy recently? Are you tired of work? Have a good meal? Is the quilt warm? Are friends close? Are lovers close? If all goes well, raise your hand to draw a love and turn it into persistence in the sky. I wish you happiness forever!

I approached you quietly for fear of disturbing your peace. Did you hear the New Year bell in the distance? That's my blessing to you.

4. The Dragon Rack Savage rushes into your office, kills everyone, and then slowly walks towards you. You shouted: Don't kill me. Savage laughed: I won't kill the same kind, I'll take you back to be Mrs. Zhazhai.

How wonderful it is to miss someone, even if there are only memories left, you can refer to them until one day you and I get old and the memories shine with white hair. At least I know clearly: laugh when I think about it!

6. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The moment of missing is half parting and half thinking of you silently. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.

8. At midnight, the pendulum strikes again, and my endless loneliness overflows like darkness. I miss you so much, but where did I abandon you mercilessly? My sleeping pills

9, you want to invite me to dinner, if it doesn't meet my requirements, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall, and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate.

10, in the literature class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?" I won't scream either! Classmate: "Cheep." "

1 1, I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the only thrill in my life, but my only regret is that. .................................................................................................................

12, the bell rings, the years pass, the story is left, and hope is brought. Hope is good, but send blessings. May my friend be safe and happy all his life and always be happy!

13, the weather changes quickly, and the cold wind blows quietly, so I care about you because you are cute! Cover the quilt at night to prevent the feet of birds from freezing. You can also chew bones, which can supplement calcium. Don't say I am too bad. Have a happy day!

14, the temperature has dropped, the sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the cold temperature is known to the winter, and my blessing is known to you. No flowery words, just want to send you warm wishes in the cold winter!

15, blue, so clear and transparent in the sky, it represents hope; Blue, so deep and calm in the sea, represents perseverance. May your life always be blue.

16. Find someone: a young man like Dehua, who is with Alzheimer's Harmo's disease. He has three hairs on his head. His body is like a red shrimp, his belly is bigger than basketball, his belt is tied in * * *, he walks like a lame horse, and his cowhide is bigger than the sky.

17, it's cold, the trees are shivering, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the white rabbit is wearing down, the ant bought a warm water bag, and Xiao Qiang is hibernating. What are you still looking at? Wear one more dress!

18. Want a lazy woman. She eats snacks all day long, never washes dishes, goes shopping at work and rests at home, unlike a woman and wife at all.

19. The water is flowing and the fish are swimming. Do you need a reason to love you The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to kiss you. You have a heart, I have a heart, and I have known you until now! Love in heaven and love on earth, can I invite you to go shopping?

20. I am covered with scars for love, but we all walked hand in hand. When fears and difficulties are exposed, love is our last line of defense. On this special day, I want to say to you: I will accompany you all my life.

2 1, everything you do silently for me, heaven and earth know, I know! For this quiet gentleness, I am not afraid of the beauty fading, and I always spend a long night in expectation, but I don't regret it. I wish you health and happiness forever!

22, two feelings cherish the Milky Way, and the long hatred under the bridge will eventually disappear; Thirty-eight cycles of double tanabata, couples get together to hold stars and chat. Although heaven is too lonely, how can the world be relaxed? All earthly things are suitable, not good times.

23. The world is so busy that people who care will be happy. Miss your face, your heart will be warm, miss your mouth, and your smile will be brilliant. With the coming of Christmas, people who care about you will say: Merry Christmas.

24. It's really hard to get comfortable on the express train. Calling for service, passengers take the wrong road; Squeeze to find a sleeper, others will make up first; The toilet is full of urea, and the food is suitable for pigs; Going out, suffering thousands of miles, silver has been important since ancient times.

25. Delete yesterday's troubles, choose today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred in the world, paste beautiful feelings and copy intoxicating scenery. I wish you a happy work and a more satisfied life!

26, wanted a thin woman, face as thin as a monkey, legs as thin as a photo, three meals but a steamed stuffed bun, a cup of food, ask her why she is alive? She said she just didn't want to get fat.

27. The touching notes have sounded, the throbbing heart is beating happily, and there are thousands of blessings from Qian Qian in my heart, which are floating around you by the gentle wind in spring. I only hope that your life will never be troubled and happy forever!

28. Are you thinking of me? I was thinking about you. Oh, I really miss you, don't you believe it? look

29. At the station of time, I want to make a wish, forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. Because our friendship will be accompanied by sincerity and forever.

30. Send you a dessert! Ingredients: I love you ingredients: miss accessories: suffering and loneliness; Production date: from the day I meet you, storage date: indefinite product standard number: 520 13 14.

3 1, we should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. You are responsible for beauty and enchanting, and I am responsible for making money. You love others, but don't be seen by me. If I see you, you will eat rat poison and cook noodles.

32. The life of killing time by SMS is called letter life; Sending and receiving letters and communications; If you are crazy, you should believe it. It is a cold letter to only receive and not send; The wrong object is letter harassment; Unsuccessful transmission and reception is a signal dysfunction.

After getting along these days, I feel like a deer in front of you. I want to confess, but I'm afraid you won't accept it. I can't control my inner feelings. I really like your mobile phone. Do you want to sell it?

34. There is a kind of fall called stand up, a kind of loss called gain, and a kind of failure called success-be strong, my friend, tomorrow will belong to you!

Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Spider roar: Why? What is all this about? The ant said timidly: My mother said that people who stay online all day are not good people!

36. Fluttering prayer flags, rotating prayer wheels, bright butter lamps, fragrant mulberry smoke, peaceful chanting, flying wind horses, and blessings from Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are all dedicated to you! May the New Year be auspicious and complete. -This is a blessing from a living Buddha looking for a wonderful mobile phone message and forwarding it to you.

I want to ask you a question, but I dare not say it publicly. Especially in the quiet and lonely night, I can't sleep, so I have to send a text message to ask if ........... still wets the bed.

38. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a kind of happiness that is accompanied by you; There is a yearning called longing. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...

39. Women are big meals, and the temptation is irresistible. Once you move chopsticks, you can't extricate yourself! A woman is a mobile phone. Once she has it, she not only needs to charge, but also has a signal, and most importantly, she has to pay the phone bill!

40. Autumn wind/blowing water waves/blowing waves of memories/water waves fluctuate in the wind/memories are intermittent in the wind/it blows away the clouds in the sky/but it can't blow out the thoughts in the heart/clouds gather in the air/thoughts are persistent in the heart/because/you in my heart forever.

4 1, when the light snow arrives, the weather turns cold, prevent cold, add clothes, the weather is dry, replenish more water, get angry easily, eat less shrimp, have more ventilation, often open the window, drink less, do not hurt the spleen, read short messages, be good for health, compile short messages and practice your brain.

42. In the cold winter, the fingers on the keyboard are a little out of control, but my heart for love really hasn't changed. Has been in this winter, silently in my heart, make my truest wish, my most beautiful blessing, me, my most sincere heart!

Please take one second to forget your troubles, one minute to think about the New Year, and one hour to spend with the person you like. Then, at the turn of the old and the new, smile and accept my blessing in advance!

44. Young men are rich and fat. They go home like streaking in summer, with evil thoughts and impure hearts. They have always wanted to live in the widow's village, staring at text messages with their mobile phones without making any noise.

45, stars, lonely moon is difficult to be relative. Love affairs hate the cold winter, which is not eternal, so where do we go? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.

46. What you open is auspiciousness, and what you see is auspiciousness. May all expectations and blessings flock to you, may you be in a happy mood and all the best, and may this beautiful wish turn into a sincere blessing to you: a happy life 100% is more exciting!

47. The angel said that as long as you stand up and make a wish on more than 99 kinds of tulips painted with your heart, God will hear you. I painted flowers all over the room, and finally God said to me: Make a wish. I said that people who want to read text messages will be happy all their lives!

48. The stars are filled with my feelings, thoughts, wishes, heartache, impatience, heartbeat, heartbeat, heartbeat, ecstasy! May you be happy forever!

49. The wind is gentle, the rain is sad, the clouds are happy, the moon is affectionate, songs are poured out, love is lost, love is intoxicating, love is hard to give up, the sky is long, the earth is eternal, and you are the best friend!

50. Pop cans have always liked pop cans, but there is coke in the heart of pop cans, so whenever you finish drinking canned coke, please put the pop cans in the coke cans to complete your love for pop cans!

5 1, I walked through the mountains and rivers, and my feet were high and low. I have experienced ups and downs, but I still have to look for it. Life is busy, I have gained more or less, lost little by little, and the important thing is to be happy!

52. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn … I am tired of my fingers just to give you my blessing!

53, happiness does not need a background, just need to leave a smiling back; Happiness does not need status, just live comfortably and happily; Blessing doesn't need flattery, just greeting. Greetings, contact and wish you all the best!

54. Tang Priest wishes you a happy life, Wukong wishes you good health, Friar Sand wishes you good luck, Bajie ... Don't you know what you want to say?

55. Know what I'm thinking? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Love You! Do you know why I love you? It smells! Do you know what you smell? The smell of vermicelli stew is fascinating!

56. Since you have been hit by youth, I wish you happiness, being trampled by happiness, being searched by health and being kicked by good luck. I am a good friend!

57. Send you a rose this year and find a good family. Give you a lily and have a baby next year. Send you a hibiscus flower. My husband loves you and cares for your family. Send you a magnolia, and you can spend it when your husband makes money.

Since you have received my message sincerely, I will bless you with great sympathy. I wish: happiness chases you every day, happiness hugs you every day, and health covers you every day!

59, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

60. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages (chocolate) beans".

6 1, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, only to find out after trying to find you: mom! Our wings are on the same side!

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I am a car and you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely marry you.

63. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining!

64. Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

65. Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

66. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

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