A collection of funny and interesting good night sentences on Douyin. A collection of hilarious good night sentences.

1. Every lonely night, in addition to being sentimental, there is also being hit in the face by a mobile phone.

2. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep at all other times

3. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

4. If you go to bed late, you will feel sleepy in the morning. If you go to bed early, you will still feel sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not suitable for getting up.

5. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

6. When you encounter unlucky things in life, don’t be depressed, cheer up. You have to believe that more unlucky things are yet to come.

7. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

8. I just wanted to be as thin as a bolt of lightning and kill those who said I was fat. As a result, I became fat and became a wall, blocking their sight.

9. In the future, I will make a movie called "Girls like us who no one chased in those years", and I don’t believe it will be popular.

10. Life is not just about the present, there are also invitations from your ex.

11. Losing weight will never be easy. With your weight, the boat will sink before it reaches the bridge.

12. Do you think you will go to sleep quietly after saying good night? Whoever believes it is a fool. Usually I feel relieved that I can finally watch dramas, browse Weibo and play games with peace of mind.

13. There is a pit in your brain, there is water in the pit, there are fish in the water, and the fish is spitting bubbles.

14. Nowadays, businessmen are really stingy. Even the smiling hippo that used to offer free steam bags is now a VIP

16. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is a matter of mine. It's too far away, it's more practical to eat meat in a bowl.

17. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. My face is so beautiful, how can I bear to give it up?

18. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

19. When one or two people say you are fat, you don’t take it seriously, but when more and more people say you are fat, you know the seriousness of the matter. There are really more and more liars.

20. If you don’t like me, I will hug your trouser legs and cry, and use your clothes to wipe the snot bubbles from your nose. I don’t want dignity, I just want you.

21. When children are sad, they can be happy just by coaxing them verbally. We adults cannot do that, so we have to eat a good meal or buy something.

22. Yesterday I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.

23. At our age, you must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, you will be recognized by classmates driving BMW and Mercedes-Benz.

24. Swearing is a profound knowledge and not everyone can try it casually. You'd better not try in vain.

25. I used a sack of money to go to college and exchanged it for a sack of books; after graduation, I used these books to exchange for money, but I couldn’t afford a sack!

26. People say you are young and look like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed in a vulgar way.

27. You must be scolding me because you don’t understand me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

28. You don’t really like me at all. You chat with me every day just to steal my emoticons. A collection of hilarious and interesting funny space stories

A collection of hilarious and interesting funny space stories

1. For work, take a step back and the sea and sky are vast. For love, take a step back to open up the void.

2. The simplest method of longevity in history: keep breathing and don’t stop breathing.

3. Local love wastes time, long-distance love costs phone bills, and love with no one costs data traffic.

4. Someone asked me, what is money? I scratched and thought about it, it was something I didn’t have on my body.

5. A very insightful sentence: You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths.

6. Half of my weekly salary is used for food and half for losing weight.

7. You said we wanted to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.

8. Summer has arrived, but your figure is still stuck in winter.

9. The bed is the gentle home of dreams and the coffin box of dreams.

10. Please don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth

11. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but the fact is that I am not even I'm too lazy to even cramp

12. Although the famous flower has its owner, the hoe is more ruthless; as long as the hoe is wielded well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

13. I left quietly, just as I came quietly. Just wave your ticket and don't take away a single gem.

14. Whether you love me or not is your business. It has nothing to do with me. I only know that I love you.

15. This life is really interesting, just go away while you are alive.

16. When I look in the mirror often, I have the strength to live again.

17. If I were the only farmer in the world, I would definitely be the next Bill Gates.

18. If you have an acne on your face since you were a child, you will definitely get a face full of pimples in the future.

19. How can there be so many billions of people in the world if men and women do not accept each other?

20. Two students were playing around, and A bit B hard. A got angry and said: "You are such a stubborn dog, how dare you bite me!"

21. I am low-key, which means I will not be high-profile.

22. When the sky falls, you hold it first. I will go home and have a meal first and find a stick.

23. I have lost sleep recently. I can’t fall asleep at night or wake up during the day.

24. Love is like a buffet. If you don’t take the initiative to get food, you won’t be able to eat anything.

25. I never do things that I regret. I only do things that make you regret.

26. To put it bluntly, TV is similar to beauty: you watch it every day, and others watch it every day.

27. No matter how fast time passes, it still cannot change the fact that I am not a lady.

28. Talking to a person who has no sense of humor will be awkward and awkward...

29. People have searched for him thousands of times, but he is in the deepest part of their pants.

30. "I love you" is an elliptical sentence. The whole sentence should be: "I love your money."

31. Yeah! I finally gave up drinking and celebrated with a bottle of wine.

32. Haha, that’s not bad. It turns out that we all roll farther and farther as the earth rolls.

33. When summer comes, I realize that "stay where it's cool" is really not a curse word.

34. If you don’t have me in your heart, why should I stupidly try to put myself in your heart?

35. You are crazy and I am stupid, lingering and running towards the cliff.

36. Have you checked the weather forecast recently? The host said that you will be unable to respond to the weather and the earth will not work.

37. Sometimes, when I think about it quietly, I am actually quite active.

38. There are some people who are like mops, and things get clean just by dragging them.

39. Be a top student before the exam and have a happy winter vacation. I was happy surfing the Internet for a while, but I was buried in the examination room at the end of the semester. A collection of short emotional quotes on Douyin

1. The real disappointment is not scolding, crying, or getting angry at you, but no matter what you do, I feel that you will never be with me again. Any relationship.

2. Sometimes, you think it will last a lifetime, but in the end, you find that everything can change in a moment. Sometimes, you always feel that it is difficult to continue, living life is a lifetime. Emotional matters are really not something you can plan. The person who is willing to give everything for you today may not be a stranger tomorrow. Love does not follow people's wishes, only true ones remain.

3. One day, I will let go of my current persistence and reluctance, and live a new life without you with a little regret.

4. Anyone leaving you is not a sudden decision. People's hearts are gradually getting colder, and the leaves are gradually turning yellow. The story is slowly written to the end, and love turns into no love because of too many disappointments.

5. In this world, there are no feelings that can go back. Even if you do go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing that can go back is the memory in my heart. Yes, we can't go back, so we can only keep moving forward.

6. Even though I miss you so much, I still pretend to be indifferent. I feel sad just thinking about it.

7. Sometimes, you choose to keep a distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know: Stop fantasizing, he or she does not belong to you. There is a city in everyone's heart, where an impossible person lives. That person passes through youth for a while, but will be stranded in the memory for a lifetime.

8. The love I want is very simple: when I speak, you will listen; when I am willful, you will love; when I need you, you will be there; when I turn around, you will still be there. That's enough.

9. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, and it is no accident. If we don't owe each other, how can we meet each other?

10. A thoughtful person will miss you whether you are here or not. Unintentional love, no matter whether you are good or bad, is just indifference. After traveling for a while, there is always an understanding. Only by experiencing more things can you see some people clearly.

11. After separation, my biggest realization is not how good I am or how bad you are, but that I see myself clearly and understand the meaning of two people together. Good love is always the effort of two people, rather than the compromise of one person.

12. If you can’t accompany me to the end, don’t enter my life halfway. You know, I can get used to being alone, but none of us can accept that when we have someone to accompany us, we are suddenly left alone.

13. Sometimes you can’t let go of someone, not because that person is irreplaceable, but because you spent too much time and energy on that person. Once you separate, it’s like you have used your time and energy to The castle carefully built by youth collapsed.

14. When I am too lazy to take the initiative, it may be because I am too disappointed. We are all like children, and we act nonsense because of dependence. Politeness comes from being a stranger. Take the initiative because you care. I don’t contact you because I feel redundant.

15. Time is the most deceptive, but it can also make you understand that there is nothing in this world that cannot be lost. What leaves is the scenery, what remains is life, and what comes to the end is the right person.

16. How many misses are due to not telling, how many regrets are due to misses, and how many people live stubbornly in the regret of misses, and finally choose to muddle along.

17. The reason why you feel uncomfortable is probably because you have invested a lot of time and energy, but in the end you failed to get what you wanted, and you feel like you are filled with loss for a moment. Make you feel unworthy.

18. It took us several years to love someone, and then several years to forget. I loved you passionately, suffered heartbreaking pain, and then hurriedly took someone else's hand to get married. Don't drink alone without me, and don't come to me again. You should be happy, I will accompany you here.

19. The best companionship is not a verbal promise, but a constant presence. There is no pure fool in this world who is willing to act stupid for you, they are all sincere.

There is no real fool who can endure for you, all because of deep love.

20. You will continue to meet some people, and you will continue to say goodbye to some people, from strangers to familiar people, from familiarity to strangers again, from being familiar with each other to parting ways, from being late to each other. It's better not to see you. Short Douyin Sentences

1. In the future, you only need to be better than one person, and that person is you now.

2. She promised you eachother’s sweet words, and I only have one sentence that I won’t regret to fulfill your promise today and tomorrow, and my next summer.

3. When you become better and better, you will meet better and better people.

4. When you become stronger, you will meet someone stronger than you; when you become better, you will deserve better.

5. Jealousy also exists in the world of friendship, and the taste is no less than love.

6. This life is a dark road, tasteless, meaningless and fearless.

7. Please don’t hold my hand until I really leave.

8. I finally gave my youth back to her, together with the midsummer popping out of my fingertips. Whatever my heart moved, let it go with the wind. In the name of love, are you still willing?

9. Likes are so cheap nowadays. If you delete your friends, there will be nothing left.

10. What a helpless and desperate feeling it is. You are very close to him, but you can't love him. You are willing to give him up to others just to make him happy.

11. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess.

12. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.

13. As soon as you came, I became very serious and could not continue to be decadent, even if it took a lot of effort, even if I had to sacrifice.

14. In this society, it is inappropriate to share blessings and hardships.

15. Like is like a fleeting moment of pleasure, but love is like passing through thousands of sails, warming wine and brewing tea, drinking cups of it, you can wear brocade clothes and satin, you can have simple meals, you can taste the world, you can go home Old mountains and rivers.

16. In a clean glass jar, spread a layer of ginger-colored old rock sugar, fill it with a bottle of osmanthus fragrance, brew a jar of late autumn, and warm a pot of warmth.

17. The word "grow up" doesn't even have the radical part in it, which makes you feel lonely at first glance.

18. I never know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic reality is.

19. May you have warm winters, may you not be cold in spring, may you have a light when it’s dark, and may you have an umbrella when it rains, may you be accompanied by a loved one on the road.

20. Some things are not worthy of forgiveness and it has nothing to do with magnanimity.

21. If you like someone, go for it. At worst, you won’t even be friends, so what if you become friends? I don’t lack friends, I only lack you.

22. Our biggest mistake is to give our worst temper and worst side to the people closest to us.

23. Pay more attention to your heart. Communicate with interesting people and confess to the people you love.

24. Don’t seek perfection, but seek a clear conscience.

25. We always lose too much and understand too late.

26. In life, there is always a memory that you can’t go back or get out of.

27. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life. It is no accident. He will definitely teach you something.

28. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful.

29. If one day I want to wander, it will not be because I am tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction.

30./The direction of the tree is determined by the wind. People decide their own direction.

31. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to cultivate this graveyard into a garden.

32. I still remember that you promised me that you would not let me lose you, but you followed the migratory bird returning to the south and flew so far. Love is like a kite with its string broken, and I can’t hold you back. promise.

33. Life is tiring, so don’t let your soul get tired; life is short, so don’t let yourself carry it.

34. There is no need to let everyone know the real you, or there is no need for you to keep telling people what kind of person I am. Because this is ineffective, people will still only want to see what they want to see.

35. The most beautiful thing is every day. I kiss you before going to bed, I can hold you in the middle of the night, and you are still by my side when I wake up.

36. You said that I would meet a better person, but actually you want to have a better person.

37. You and I are like children, filling up a mysterious jam one day, tasting it bit by bit to see how sweet it will be.

38. The first cup wishes you success and a bright future; the second cup thanks you for treating me sincerely and being happy; the third cup commemorates our many years of relationship, whether true or false.

39. One day, you will calm down, look at your own story like an outsider, and shake your head with a smile.

40. Life is like subtraction. Every page you tear out cannot be repeated, so cherish every day. Tomorrow you will thank yourself for working hard today.

41. After passing through the first half of life, we understand that life is not easy.

42. Remember everyone who treats you well, because they might not have done so.

43. The girl is guilty, the crime lies in your frown and smile. Every line and line touches my emotions, girl, do you know?

44. If you were a cactus, I would be willing to endure all the pain to hold you.

45. There is no one-hundred-percent partner, only fifty-fifty two people. There are no two completely suitable people, only two hearts that accommodate each other.

46. I have devoted my youth to you for so many years, in exchange for a thank you for your fulfillment. It fulfills your chicness and adventure, and it fulfills my blue sea and blue sky.

47. Some people will never know that I will remember his words for a long time; but I will hold on to his disapproving promises.

48. Is there someone you want to see but can’t; is there someone you want to love but don’t dare to love; is there someone you want to forget but can’t? Forget.

49. Escape may not be inevitable, facing may not be uncomfortable, and turning away may not be the weakest.

50. There will always be a lot of helplessness in life. Only after suffering can you know the sweetness; only after suffering can you know how to be strong; only after being stupid can you grow. In life, there are always some embarrassing gaps. Some people make you care about them, but you can't stay with them; some misses make you miss them, but you will regret them all your life.

51. There is no one in this world that you cannot live without. Even a fish can be grilled and eaten out of water.

52. Some words are easier to say in reverse, but not everyone has the courage to understand.

53. The happiness on your face can be seen by others. Who can feel the pain in my heart?

54. Please pay attention to the foodie around you. She may burst to death if she is not careful.

55. Those who say love first do not love first, and those who are tempted later do not give up.

56. Don’t bother him, don’t want to share everything with him, don’t say it with passion and only feel embarrassed.

57. The more troublesome things are, the more patient you have to be. There is nothing in the world that is not annoying.

58. If your deep love is betrayed, it doesn’t matter if you will be lonely for the rest of your life.

59. Emotions will settle, how can it be possible to love someone more and more every day?

60. There is no reason, but I feel happy when I see you look good and smell sweet. If you come more often, I will be more happy.

61. Sometimes, the hardest choices we make turn out to be the most beautiful things we have ever done.

62. If you don’t work hard now, what will you do in the future? Prove to those who have abandoned you how blind you are.

63. Slowly I like you, slowly get closer to you, slowly talk about myself, slowly walk with you, slowly I want to cooperate with you, slowly give myself to you.

64. The world will not be gentle to you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

65. I still marvel at the vastness of the world, and I am also addicted to the love words of my childhood. There is no truth or falsehood left, no struggle, no pointless jokes.

66. Don’t use people who are good to you to heal your wounds after your heart is broken, or you will be punished.

67. Don’t waste your best time in unnecessary waiting and hesitation.

68. Remember, it doesn’t matter what I said. It’s not about forgiveness, it’s just that I have some self-restraint.

69. Taking care of yourself can sometimes impress people more than doing your best to be nice to him. This is love in the secular world. Only if you are good enough can someone see your dedication.

70. Don’t pretend to work hard, because the result will not be acting with you!

71. If you miss me, come to me. Don’t worry about face. You know what my temper is. If you ask me, I will bow my head.

72. Life is not easy. Let’s coax and lie to each other.

73. I hope I can forget you, just like you cruelly forgot me.

74. There are many things in this world that I cannot help with, such as birth, old age, illness and death, the passage of time, and the absence of you by my side.

75. The reason why you hate privilege is because it is not in your hands.

76. The deeper the love, the less you know how to get along, and you are afraid that a casual word will hurt your sensitive heart.

77. A woman will become picky if she misses the man she most wants to marry. When a man misses the woman he wants to marry most, he will become casual.

78. People are so strange. They use attacks to test the bottom line and hurt to ask for love.

79. When we were young, we all fell in love, and the love was so painful and sad.

80. People who have broken up probably feel this way. Recalling the entire relationship is like showing a movie. The two people go from stranger to familiarity, from sweetness to dullness, and then to indifference. As you watch In this process, I wanted to change something, but found that I couldn't do anything about it.

81. Everyone has a blind spot. You can’t get out of it, and others can’t get in. I put my deepest secrets there. If you don’t understand me, I don’t blame you.

82. Sometimes we know that it is painful, but we still fall in love with some painful feelings.

83. I hope there is someone like you, like the refreshing wind in the mountains, like the warm light of the ancient city. From early morning to night, from the mountains to the study, everything does not matter. As long as it's you in the end.

84. The person who makes you cry until your heart breaks is the person you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the person who loves you the most.

85. If someone else likes you, I can still take you back. But if you like someone else, what do you want me to do?