Come in and offer some jokes ~ ~ ~

A prince is cursed and can only say one word a year. After five years of silence, he came to the princess and said, "I love you, princess."

The princess turned her head and said a word, and the prince fainted.

The princess said, "What?"

The lame and the blind go out in the same car. The blind ride, the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him. He shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh! They fell into the ditch together.

Someone bought a car with license plate number 00544 (let me try). He was overjoyed and was driving in the city when he was suddenly hit. He was furious, but when he got off the bus and looked closely, he felt speechless. The other car number is: 44944 (just try it)!

A couple took a nursing child to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the child cried, the woman quickly undressed and the waiter stopped her. The woman is furious: Isn't that ok? The waiter said: it is ok to show your chest, but you can't bring your own drinks.

A farmer went to the garage and took out 2000 yuan: buy a Santana. Shop assistant: What? Farmer: Santana 2000 is written at the door. Shop assistant: You go to the Mercedes-Benz 600 opposite.

The dentist examined the patient's mouth: "There is a big hole in your tooth! There is a big hole. " Patient: "There is a hole, but it goes without saying twice." Dentist: "I only said it once." That's an echo. It is an echo. "

Part I: Hahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Transverse criticism: neuropathy

The tortoise and the snake go to the park with only one ticket. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the eagle who cut the ticket said, stop. The tortoise and the snake panicked, and the eagle said, Look at your tortoise. You're still wearing a tie

Several people went to the restaurant to eat, and the waiter was new.

After everyone was seated, the host said "Miss, tea" and the waiter checked the number of people from the beginning.

The host asked, "Miss, what are you?"

The waiter said, "This is a dog's".

Then I went to tortoise soup and tortoise.

The host said, "Miss, you can give points."

Miss, I looked at turtle soup and that bastard, and I was embarrassed.

The host said, "What's the matter?"

The waiter said, "There are seven of you and six assholes. How do you divide them? "

After waiting for a while, everyone was drinking turtle soup. The host said, "Miss, you can divide the turtle meat."

The waiter said, "The tortoise drinks soup."

The scariest diary

Old bear was about to write a diary when he found that the diary had been used up. He wanted to go out and buy another book, but it was already twelve o'clock at night. But he rode his bike and looked for it in the dark street. After searching for a long time, I finally found a bookstore and went before closing. He likes a diary very much, so he asks his boss how much it costs.

The boss said in a low voice, "This is imported, and the price should be set in 70 yuan ..."

The old bear said, "It's so expensive, but I have to pay 50 yuan."

The boss said, "It doesn't matter, even if you are at 50 yuan."

The old bear said happily, "Thank you, boss."

The boss said in a very low and gloomy voice, "When you buy it back, don't open the last page, or something terrible will happen." Don't blame me for not reminding you! "

The old bear said, "Well, I see."

Old bear bought his diary home. He opened the package and put it on the table in front of the room window. At this time, he wants to take a bath and then come out to write a diary. ...

After taking a shower, Lao Xiong found that the window in front of the desk was actually open, and the wind blew the diary page by page ... When the last page was blown, Lao Xiong stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late, and the last page was blown away by the wind.

A terrible thing happened ... I saw the old bear let out a scream because he saw the last page, which read:

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……

……

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……

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Pricing: 3 yuan

Summary of Jay Chou's misunderstanding of lyrics

Ninja: "Like a nostalgic silent movie" sounds like "Like a pig steamed stuffed bun"

Silence: "How embarrassing do you want me to say" sounds "ugly"

The last battle: "I am with you" sounds like "I am sneezing", which is further associated with "I have a runny nose"

The Last Battle: "But your military coat with blood and bullet holes" sounds like "But your air force coat that can't be washed out"

The code word: "No one helps you wipe your tears" sounds like "beauty helps you wipe your tears"

Lovely woman: "Lovely woman" sounds like "short woman"

Orcs: "Let our orcs' souls roll" sounds like "Let us orcs eat and not feel sleepy"; No more pure white souls "sounds like" no more worship of divorce "

Grandpa's tea: "A childish face" sounds like "Cixi's face"

Thirteen women. Why?

1. Why do women wear high heels?

Because women know that they are born shorter than men. Wearing high heels is to make up for the internal trauma.

2. Why do women wear short skirts?

Because women have shorter legs than men. Wearing a short skirt is to set off your relatively slender legs.

3. Why do women wear stockings?

Because women's leg hair is not developed enough. Wearing stockings is to cover up one's physical deficiency. As the saying goes, there is no hair on the legs and things are not strong.

4. Why do women like to wear gold and silver?

Because women lack the ability to evaluate their true value. Wearing gold and silver is to increase their psychological security.

5. Why should women be keen on dressing up?

Because women want to express themselves better. Dressing up is because I lack confidence in my future performance.

6. Why are women used to bargaining?

Because women don't want to suffer. They are used to bargaining because they feel that they are often taken advantage of by others.

7. Why do women choose more eggs and less pig tongue when choosing to eat pig tongue or eggs?

Because women think of hygiene when they choose to eat. The pig's tongue comes out of the pig's mouth. They will think about this problem, but they seldom think about where the egg comes from. Women always do this, thinking half and leaving half.

8. Why do women quarrel louder than men?

Because women want to tell men that they are strong. Loud because they want to get ahead.

9. Why are women passive at the beginning of love?

Because women want to see how men take the initiative unexpectedly Passivity is a trick played by women. Only a romantic woman can use this romantic trick.

10, why do women seldom contact their former female friends after marriage?

Because women are afraid of comparisons between the same sex. The man I marry is afraid of being jealous by my friends, and the man I marry is not afraid of being laughed at by my friends. Such a dilemma, of course, is the less contact.

1 1. Why do women like shopping?

Because women should exercise themselves. Shopping is for sports-life lies in sports; The second is to exercise the will-to buy or not to buy?

12. Why do women like to try on all kinds of clothes in clothing stores?

Because women know a truth, Buddha depends on gold clothes, and people depend on clothes. Trying on can help women overcome their addiction to wearing without buying. Why not!

13. Why do women like to dress themselves and others?

Because women don't think dressing up once is enough. Pretending to be someone else is to have fun again

Joke: A man follows two nuns.

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that someone in the back has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

2. Joke: A reporter interviewed 100 penguins and asked them what they do all day. The first one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas, and the second one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas? Penguin said: I'm fucking peas, your grandmother.

The most classic joke and cunning sentence in the world.

More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I was admitted to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I smiled like this, so I told him. He laughed hysterically and finally died laughing.

I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell a joke, and the jury decided whether it met the factual elements of manslaughter. I want to sign an exemption contract. The judge announced that the court would be adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he would accept my opinion. So, I told this joke in court, and as a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile and some people rolled on the ground with a smile. Later, everyone who heard the joke that day died laughing.

I became a celebrity in an instant, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I know that telling this joke may constitute public infringement, so I vaguely said something to the camera to the effect that "the reason is always a lie, and the belief is always masturbation." After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. Unexpectedly, one day, some mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, a strong light shone on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked. The man sitting in front of me is the only person as famous as me-the president.

The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was simple: record this joke and send it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East, laughing him to death. I had to agree to his request, and at the same time put forward that this joke belongs to weapons of mass destruction and should not be aimed at civilians. The president agreed.

Two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of the joke and successfully tested it in the desert area. This caused an uproar in the international community, and many countries panicked. International military scientists named it "Laughing Deterrence". At this moment, some eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke, and the buddy who told me this joke had taken refuge in that country. Thus, a "balance between laughter and deterrence" has been formed between us.

Three years later, on April 1 day, what I was worried about all day finally happened: a terrorist organization in the Middle East stole the original technology of that joke. As a result, civilization has been destroyed as never before, and governments all over the world are in constant fear. The United Nations had to hold a global summit and finally designated April 1 day as April Fool's Day.

More than 60 years have passed, and I am dying. Before leaving this world, as a historical witness, I feel it necessary to tell this joke to everyone. That day, my friend told me that the joke was simple and short, just one sentence:

hide

A prince is cursed and can only say one word a year. After five years of silence, he came to the princess and said, "I love you, princess."

The princess turned her head and said a word, and the prince fainted.

The princess said, "What?"

The lame and the blind go out in the same car. The blind ride, the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him. He shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh! They fell into the ditch together.

Someone bought a car with license plate number 00544 (let me try). He was overjoyed and was driving in the city when he was suddenly hit. He was furious, but when he got off the bus and looked closely, he felt speechless. The other car number is: 44944 (just try it)!

A couple took a nursing child to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the child cried, the woman quickly undressed and the waiter stopped her. The woman is furious: Isn't that ok? The waiter said: it is ok to show your chest, but you can't bring your own drinks.

A farmer went to the garage and took out 2000 yuan: buy a Santana. Shop assistant: What? Farmer: Santana 2000 is written at the door. Shop assistant: You go to the Mercedes-Benz 600 opposite.

The dentist examined the patient's mouth: "There is a big hole in your tooth! There is a big hole. " Patient: "There is a hole, but it goes without saying twice." Dentist: "I only said it once." That's an echo. It is an echo. "

Part I: Hahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Transverse criticism: neuropathy

The tortoise and the snake go to the park with only one ticket. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the eagle who cut the ticket said, stop. The tortoise and the snake panicked, and the eagle said, Look at your tortoise. You're still wearing a tie

Several people went to the restaurant to eat, and the waiter was new.

After everyone was seated, the host said "Miss, tea" and the waiter checked the number of people from the beginning.

The host asked, "Miss, what are you?"

The waiter said, "This is a dog's".

Then I went to tortoise soup and tortoise.

The host said, "Miss, you can give points."

Miss, I looked at turtle soup and that bastard, and I was embarrassed.

The host said, "What's the matter?"

The waiter said, "There are seven of you and six assholes. How do you divide them? "

After waiting for a while, everyone was drinking turtle soup. The host said, "Miss, you can divide the turtle meat."

The waiter said, "The tortoise drinks soup."

The scariest diary

Old bear was about to write a diary when he found that the diary had been used up. He wanted to go out and buy another book, but it was already twelve o'clock at night. But he rode his bike and looked for it in the dark street. After searching for a long time, I finally found a bookstore and went before closing. He likes a diary very much, so he asks his boss how much it costs.

The boss said in a low voice, "This is imported, and the price should be set in 70 yuan ..."

The old bear said, "It's so expensive, but I have to pay 50 yuan."

The boss said, "It doesn't matter, even if you are at 50 yuan."

The old bear said happily, "Thank you, boss."

The boss said in a very low and gloomy voice, "When you buy it back, don't open the last page, or something terrible will happen." Don't blame me for not reminding you! "

The old bear said, "Well, I see."

Old bear bought his diary home. He opened the package and put it on the table in front of the room window. At this time, he wants to take a bath and then come out to write a diary. ...

After taking a shower, Lao Xiong found that the window in front of the desk was actually open, and the wind blew the diary page by page ... When the last page was blown, Lao Xiong stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late, and the last page was blown away by the wind.

A terrible thing happened ... I saw the old bear let out a scream because he saw the last page, which read:

……

……

……

……

……

……

Pricing: 3 yuan

Summary of Jay Chou's misunderstanding of lyrics

Ninja: "Like a nostalgic silent movie" sounds like "Like a pig steamed stuffed bun"

Silence: "How embarrassing do you want me to say" sounds "ugly"

The last battle: "I am with you" sounds like "I am sneezing", which is further associated with "I have a runny nose"

The Last Battle: "But your military coat with blood and bullet holes" sounds like "But your air force coat that can't be washed out"

The code word: "No one helps you wipe your tears" sounds like "beauty helps you wipe your tears"

Lovely woman: "Lovely woman" sounds like "short woman"

Orcs: "Let our orcs' souls roll" sounds like "Let us orcs eat and not feel sleepy"; No more pure white souls "sounds like" no more worship of divorce "

Grandpa's tea: "A childish face" sounds like "Cixi's face"

Thirteen women. Why?

1. Why do women wear high heels?

Because women know that they are born shorter than men. Wearing high heels is to make up for the internal trauma.

2. Why do women wear short skirts?

Because women have shorter legs than men. Wearing a short skirt is to set off your relatively slender legs.

3. Why do women wear stockings?

Because women's leg hair is not developed enough. Wearing stockings is to cover up one's physical deficiency. As the saying goes, there is no hair on the legs and things are not strong.

4. Why do women like to wear gold and silver?

Because women lack the ability to evaluate their true value. Wearing gold and silver is to increase their psychological security.

5. Why should women be keen on dressing up?

Because women want to express themselves better. Dressing up is because I lack confidence in my future performance.

6. Why are women used to bargaining?

Because women don't want to suffer. They are used to bargaining because they feel that they are often taken advantage of by others.

7. Why do women choose more eggs and less pig tongue when choosing to eat pig tongue or eggs?

Because women think of hygiene when they choose to eat. The pig's tongue comes out of the pig's mouth. They will think about this problem, but they seldom think about where the egg comes from. Women always do this, thinking half and leaving half.

8. Why do women quarrel louder than men?

Because women want to tell men that they are strong. Loud because they want to get ahead.

9. Why are women passive at the beginning of love?

Because women want to see how men take the initiative unexpectedly Passivity is a trick played by women. Only a romantic woman can use this romantic trick.

10, why do women seldom contact their former female friends after marriage?

Because women are afraid of comparisons between the same sex. The man I marry is afraid of being jealous by my friends, and the man I marry is not afraid of being laughed at by my friends. Such a dilemma, of course, is the less contact.

1 1. Why do women like shopping?

Because women should exercise themselves. Shopping is for sports-life lies in sports; The second is to exercise the will-to buy or not to buy?

12. Why do women like to try on all kinds of clothes in clothing stores?

Because women know a truth, Buddha depends on gold clothes, and people depend on clothes. Trying on can help women overcome their addiction to wearing without buying. Why not!

13. Why do women like to dress themselves and others?

Because women don't think dressing up once is enough. Pretending to be someone else is to have fun again

Joke: A man follows two nuns.

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that someone in the back has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

2. Joke: A reporter interviewed 100 penguins and asked them what they do all day. The first one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas, and the second one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas? Penguin said: I'm fucking peas, your grandmother.

The most classic joke and cunning sentence in the world.

More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I was admitted to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I smiled like this, so I told him. He laughed hysterically and finally died laughing.

I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell a joke, and the jury decided whether it met the factual elements of manslaughter. I want to sign an exemption contract. The judge announced that the court would be adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he would accept my opinion. So, I told this joke in court, and as a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile and some people rolled on the ground with a smile. Later, everyone who heard the joke that day died laughing.

I became a celebrity in an instant, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I know that telling this joke may constitute public infringement, so I vaguely said something to the camera to the effect that "the reason is always a lie, and the belief is always masturbation." After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. Unexpectedly, one day, some mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, a strong light shone on my face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked. The man sitting in front of me is the only person as famous as me-the president.

The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was simple: record this joke and send it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East, laughing him to death. I had to agree to his request, and at the same time put forward that this joke belongs to weapons of mass destruction and should not be aimed at civilians. The president agreed.

Two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of the joke and successfully tested it in the desert area. This caused an uproar in the international community, and many countries panicked. International military scientists named it "Laughing Deterrence". At this moment, some eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke, and the buddy who told me this joke had taken refuge in that country. Thus, a "balance between laughter and deterrence" has been formed between us.

Three years later, on April 1 day, what I was worried about all day finally happened: a terrorist organization in the Middle East stole the original technology of that joke. As a result, civilization has been destroyed as never before, and governments all over the world are in constant fear. The United Nations had to hold a global summit and finally designated April 1 day as April Fool's Day.

More than 60 years have passed, and I am dying. Before leaving this world, as a historical witness, I feel it necessary to tell this joke to everyone. That day, my friend told me that the joke was simple and short, just one sentence:

hide

A prince is cursed and can only say one word a year. After five years of silence, he came to the princess and said, "I love you, princess."

The princess turned her head and said a word, and the prince fainted.

The princess said, "What?"

The lame and the blind go out in the same car. The blind ride, the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him. He shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh! They fell into the ditch together.

Someone bought a car with license plate number 00544 (let me try). He was overjoyed and was driving in the city when he was suddenly hit. He was furious, but when he got off the bus and looked closely, he felt speechless. The other car number is: 44944 (just try it)!

A couple took a nursing child to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the child cried, the woman quickly undressed and the waiter stopped her. The woman is furious: Isn't that ok? The waiter said: it is ok to show your chest, but you can't bring your own drinks.

A farmer went to the garage and took out 2000 yuan: buy a Santana. Shop assistant: What? Farmer: Santana 2000 is written at the door. Shop assistant: You go to the Mercedes-Benz 600 opposite.

The dentist examined the patient's mouth: "There is a big hole in your tooth! There is a big hole. " Patient: "There is a hole, but it goes without saying twice." Dentist: "I only said it once." That's an echo. It is an echo. "

Part I: Hahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Transverse criticism: neuropathy

The tortoise and the snake go to the park with only one ticket. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the eagle who cut the ticket said, stop. The tortoise and the snake panicked, and the eagle said, Look at your tortoise. You're still wearing a tie

Several people went to the restaurant to eat, and the waiter was new.

After everyone was seated, the host said "Miss, tea" and the waiter checked the number of people from the beginning.

The host asked, "Miss, what are you?"

The waiter said, "This is a dog's".

Then I went to tortoise soup and tortoise.

The host said, "Miss, you can give points."

Miss, I looked at turtle soup and that bastard, and I was embarrassed.

The host said, "What's the matter?"

The waiter said, "There are seven of you and six assholes. How do you divide them? "

After waiting for a while, everyone was drinking turtle soup. The host said, "Miss, you can divide the turtle meat."

The waiter said, "The tortoise drinks soup."

The scariest diary

Old bear was about to write a diary when he found that the diary had been used up. He wanted to go out and buy another book, but it was already twelve o'clock at night. But he rode his bike and looked for it in the dark street. After searching for a long time, I finally found a bookstore and went before closing. He likes a diary very much, so he asks his boss how much it costs.

The boss said in a low voice, "This is imported, and the price should be set in 70 yuan ..."

The old bear said, "It's so expensive, but I have to pay 50 yuan."

The boss said, "It doesn't matter, even if you are at 50 yuan."

The old bear said happily, "Thank you, boss."

The boss said in a very low and gloomy voice, "When you buy it back, don't open the last page, or something terrible will happen." Don't blame me for not reminding you! "

The old bear said, "Well, I see."

Old bear bought his diary home. He opened the package and put it on the table in front of the room window. At this time, he wants to take a bath and then come out to write a diary. ...

After taking a shower, Lao Xiong found that the window in front of the desk was actually open, and the wind blew the diary page by page ... When the last page was blown, Lao Xiong stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late, and the last page was blown away by the wind.

A terrible thing happened ... I saw the old bear let out a scream because he saw the last page, which read:

……

……

……

……

……

……

Pricing: 3 yuan

Summary of Jay Chou's misunderstanding of lyrics

Ninja: "Like a nostalgic silent movie" sounds like "Like a pig steamed stuffed bun"

Silence: "How embarrassing do you want me to say" sounds "ugly"

The last battle: "I am with you" sounds like "I am sneezing", which is further associated with "I have a runny nose"

The Last Battle: "But your military coat with blood and bullet holes" sounds like "But your air force coat that can't be washed out"

The code word: "No one helps you wipe your tears" sounds like "beauty helps you wipe your tears"

Lovely woman: "Lovely woman" sounds like "short woman"

Orcs: "Let our orcs' souls roll" sounds like "Let us orcs eat and not feel sleepy"; No more pure white souls "sounds like" no more worship of divorce "

Grandpa's tea: "A childish face" sounds like "Cixi's face"

Thirteen women. Why?

1. Why do women wear high heels?

Because women know that they are born shorter than men. Wearing high heels is to make up for the internal trauma.

2. Why do women wear short skirts?

Because women have shorter legs than men. Wearing a short skirt is to set off your relatively slender legs.

3. Why do women wear stockings?

Because women's leg hair is not developed enough. Wearing stockings is to cover up one's physical deficiency. As the saying goes, there is no hair on the legs and things are not strong.

4. Why do women like to wear gold and silver?

Because women lack the ability to evaluate their true value. Wearing gold and silver is to increase their psychological security.

5. Why should women be keen on dressing up?

Because women want to express themselves better. Dressing up is because I lack confidence in my future performance.

6. Why are women used to bargaining?

Because women don't want to suffer. They are used to bargaining because they feel that they are often taken advantage of by others.

7. Why do women choose more eggs and less pig tongue when choosing to eat pig tongue or eggs?

Because women think of hygiene when they choose to eat. The pig's tongue comes out of the pig's mouth. They will think about this problem, but they seldom think about where the egg comes from. Women always do this, thinking half and leaving half.

8. Why do women quarrel louder than men?

Because women want to tell men that they are strong. Loud because they want to get ahead.

9. Why are women passive at the beginning of love?

Because women want to see how men take the initiative unexpectedly Passivity is a trick played by women. Only a romantic woman can use this romantic trick.

10, why do women seldom contact their former female friends after marriage?

Because women are afraid of comparisons between the same sex. The man I marry is afraid of being jealous by my friends, and the man I marry is not afraid of being laughed at by my friends. So in a dilemma,