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Sweet talk to your wife.

Sweet talk to your wife.

1, don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you, I will wash clothes, I will cook, I will mop the floor, I will earn money, and I will take care of it when I earn it. Smile!

2. Wife ... I'm really stupid. You are angry, and I don't know how to cheer you up. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best food, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I am really lucky to marry you! How happy!

3. Born as a wife, died as a ghost!

I will be loyal to you and our family. Because I know this is a man's responsibility. And I know that if I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Self-blame makes me ashamed to face you. Being ashamed to face you will make me want to escape from your still innocent eyes. Leaving you is the last thing I want in my life.

5, the wife is really beautiful, watery eyes, cherry mouth, slender legs. First, a beautiful wife. The wife is standing on the stage. Miss world sighs!

6, wife, don't be angry, I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you, I will wash clothes, I will cook, I will mop the floor, I will earn money, and I will take care of it when I earn it. Smile!

Don't be angry, wife. Don't take a fancy to that dress. I'll buy it tomorrow. And your favorite hat, I will accompany you to pull your hair every day, take you to KFC and buy you flowers. I am willing to give up everything for you. Smile!

8, wife, don't be sad, in fact, I really love you, really really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love banknotes. ...

9. Honey, don't cry. Do you know that every minute you cry, my life will be shortened by one day? If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days. You've been crying for dozens of minutes now, and I have to live a few months less. Honey, I left before you, but it can be redeemed. Because if you laugh for a minute, I'll live another day.

10, marry me and be my wife. Although you are not a beautiful girl, I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world. And after marriage, you are still the most beautiful woman in the world in my eyes. I hope that when you are eighty years old, my intestines will tell you in your ear: "Thank God, he gave me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she has no teeth.

1 1, wife, you are like a jade girl, you are my heart, you are three quarters of my life, you are my lungs, as long as I can't see you, I am extremely anxious.

12, wife, if you smile once, I will be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.

13, half of my heart is yours, and the other half is what I left to love you.

14, wife, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

15, I will never scold you, because you are my favorite person.

16, hehe, kiss the baby, I must make great efforts to get the baby in the car as soon as possible, and then kiss!

17, wife, I am willing to be your thong and always take care of my private territory;

Sweet talk with girls

I love you not only for your appearance, but also for who I am when I am with you. I love you not only because of what you have done for me, but also because of what I can do for you.

Sweet talk with girls

1. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

Second, for you, rain or shine will never change.

Third, maybe I don't have as enthusiastic love as the sun, and I don't have as long-lasting love as running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

Fourth, wife, wife, you are so kind, I will treat you as a treasure; I usually know that you are tired, but I don't care enough; Husband knows that you shouldn't, and you have to bear trivial things; I will be more kind to you in the future, and we will grow old together! I love you!

Honey, you have an angelic face/kiss.

Dear, you don't know that meeting you is the happiest thing in my life.

Seven, we miss something every day, we don't find it when we miss it, but we regret it afterwards. Mom said that people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply!

8. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

I hope you live in a warm place: Address: Lane 52 13 14, Missing Road, Love Street, Love City! The landlord is your favorite person, with a lease of 10 thousand years, and rent is the love of life. May you be happy!

Ten, time makes people taste the charm of waiting, and space makes people care about beauty. Many times, the blessings between people do not need words to reflect, just like you quietly look at the message I sent you at this moment.

Xi。 May all the happiness accompany you, rise in spring and bow in autumn; May all happiness follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting.

I have met countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by a woman like you.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

I don't know when to start, I can't live without you.

15. I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you.

I really don't know what to do without you.

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

Eighteen, you are a tree, I am a vine, I am by your side; You are oil, I am a lamp, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

Nineteen, I can't write love letters, I can only write from the heart.

I tried my best to restrain myself, but I couldn't resist your attraction.

Twenty-one, you are my last woman.

Twenty-two, what you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

23. Beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don't know how to express it. I tossed and turned, thought about it, and finally thought of a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Are you in love?

I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

Twenty-five, I want to become the wind, gently surrounding you.

Twenty-six, the blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; You stay away from the green wind, and I wait for you affectionately; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you!

Twenty-seven, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me!

Twenty-eight, the sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good!

Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao. One day, Xiao disappeared. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went over and said, I'll find Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

Honey, you are always so charming in my heart.

Thirty-one, don't ask me how much I love you, run to the hot sun to bask in the sun, the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

Thirty-two, dear, tell you, age is not a problem, height is not a distance, weight is not a pressure, and money is not an ability. So we must be together forever! Watching you happy every day!

Thirty-three, silent thoughts are deep, and silent blessings are the most real. Silent thoughts are inseparable. Silent concern has been in my heart, silently waiting to meet you. Silently I miss you too deeply, too deeply.

34. I hope you know that someone has been caring about you and someone has been thinking about you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

I love you until the end of the world.

Thirty-six, pig, it's late. Are you asleep? I also got into the warm bed and had a good dream with you. Good night!

If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

38. You filled my life with love and tears.

Thirty-nine, love is like a fire, burning me, love is like a glass of wine, intoxicating me, you are like an angel, attracting me, your beauty makes love burn more vigorously, your smile makes love drunk deeper, and falling in love with you is a wonderful happiness.

Forty, the first month is winding, and people who miss you are so lonely. The garden is full in May, and I can't sleep at night without you. The moon is ashamed tonight, and I miss you before sending a message. I missed too much truth about your love. The moon represents my heart!

4 1. Without your love, the goal of living will be difficult to achieve.

You are the cutest and most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I love you.

Sweet talk to one's wife

Sweet talk to one's wife

Wife, my heart is your coat. It covers you, surrounds you, dotes on you and cherishes you, so that the wet rainy season is no longer cloudy and the night without stars and the moon is no longer sad. As promised forever, take care and watch your life!

Second, I will always accompany you, and I will not be tired for a long time; Walking with you in the street in summer, holding an umbrella to shade you; Pass you a cup of herbal tea to make you feel cool. You are more beautiful this summer.

Third, holding your hand is destined to give you care as always; Kissing your lips is destined to give you the love of your life. You and I agree that in the spring season, your story will always exist in the four seasons of reincarnation. Love you, wife.

4. There are dreams during the day, and there will be dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

5. Baby, I love you. This worldly noise and worldly gains are just passing clouds. Only love is eternal. I just want to use this life to have and protect this love, not to say forever, but to keep my heart forever!

Let me sing a simple little love song for you, and you can make peace gently. Let's fly the pigeons in our hearts, which are the singers of our love. Let me send you the beautiful shells you found at the seaside, and count them. I love your happiness very much.

Wife: Thank you for every meal and every dress you cooked for me. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

Eight, because I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish it even more.

Nine, the road is gradual. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life, and I cherish you more. Baby, it's cold. Take care of yourself.

Ten, you are the landlord of my world, you can charge my sincere rent at any time, you are the creditor of time, you can ask for my romantic interest at any time, dear wife, I love you.

Eleven, I can't write love letters, I can only write "heart".

Twelve, there is only one good wife in the world, and the life with a wife is so happy. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you don't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

Thirteen, love is very simple, the care of a short message can bring warmth, love is very satisfied, a straw ring can bring joy, love is very kind, a lame excuse can forgive, love is very fragile, once you can't stand the temptation, it will hurt, take care of your love!

A gentle heart belongs to the sad person, a romantic heart belongs to the affectionate person, an eternal heart belongs to the waiting person, and a happy heart belongs to the lonely person. I want to give my wife a sincere heart and take care of herself.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

Honey, don't be sad. In fact, I really love you, just as mice love rice, wolves love sheep, fish can't live without water, beggars love chicken legs, Yang Guo loves little dragon girl, and you love money.

17. If you are satisfied, please be your wife and be your servant. If you are sincere, you will be your lover. If you are a soul mate, you will be a happy lover. If you want to be a happy fool, your wife will be loved by everyone. You are the only one for me. Honey, I love you!

Before marriage, two people are like fighting. Whoever says I love you first loses. After marriage, two people are like competing for money, and whoever earns more money is the master; In old age, if you can live forever, you will begin to live!

Nineteen, no one and who are born together, life is not long, meeting you is the luckiest thing, I would like to warm your heart with my heart, hold your hand with my hand, walk with this long life and give you happiness.

Twenty, the wind has not moved, the flag has not moved, it is my heart that is moving; Blue sky, green grass, people's hearts; You asked me how much I love you. Only the moon represents my heart.

Twenty-one, Madame Curie said that I suspected that there were shocking people in love, so I took one to the laboratory to do experiments first. The result of the research is that you are not an ordinary thunder man, you are the legendary Thor!

22. May our feelings, like the stream of a mountain stream, flow long and thin. May our life be as prosperous as the newborn sun. May our family, like the bright moon, be warm and beautiful. May we be happy forever and live a sweet life!

Twenty-three, wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of a new good wife who has never died in the century!

Warm wishes are burning in my heart. The smile of hope brings me infinite affection. Your peace is my wish, and your sincerity is my happiness. Dear, I wish you a happy life.

Twenty-five years old, I still miss you every day and fall in love every day, but I still miss you and chat every day, but I still feel that it is not enough. I will pray for you every day in my heart: May my beloved you be happy every day and forever.

26. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.

In this woman's day, I have something to say to you, and I have always wanted to tell you that I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

Love always makes people cry, but if I can accompany you for a lifetime, even if all my tears are drained, I won't regret it, just because I really love you!

Twenty-nine, I have you in this life. I wish you a long life, two hearts never forget, three lives together, love forever, love forever. I will watch for you in this life and accompany you silently.

The earth is still turning and the world is changing. I love you forever.

Thirty-one, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, I will collapse without your smile!

I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.

33. You filled my life with love and tears.

Wife, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

Thirty-five, wife, I am so stupid, you are angry! I don't even know how to cheer you up. But in my heart, you are really the most beautiful, gentlest-tempered, best-made, brightest-mopped clothes, cleanest housekeeper and most manageable woman. I'm so happy to marry you.

36. Wife, if you smile once, I will be happy for several days. But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.

Thirty-seven, get along day and night, occasionally noisy. Share a delicious table, you are the best chef. Love each other and have a happy life. I still love you, young man, until I grow a white beard. Dear wife, love you all my life!

Wife, you are like a jade girl, you are my heart, you are three quarters of my life, you are my lungs, and I am extremely anxious if I don't see you one day.

Thirty-nine, I really want to accompany you to the Aegean Sea and let you and I decide the Aegean Sea; I really want to accompany you to Normandy, so that you and I can board the love Normandy; I really want to stay with you for half a month, so that you and I will always be sweet and romantic. Love you wholeheartedly!

Forty years ago, I met her, but it took longer than we were apart. It was fate that you and I met. Once the sea was difficult for water, you were the most beautiful in my heart. You and I will always be together. I am lucky to have you with me in this life; It's enough to have you with me in my life!

4 1. There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

Forty-two, don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

I miss you every day.

Forty-four, people will always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

45. Compared with your wife, nothing is happier than that you care about her. It's also romantic to send a text message occasionally to amuse your wife.

46. Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

Forty-seven, wife, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

Forty-nine, I only have you in my eyes, and only you make me unforgettable; There is only you in my heart, and only you let me create miracles; Love you hysterically!

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you, I will wash clothes, I will cook, I will mop the floor, I will earn money, and I will take care of it when I earn it. Smile!

5 1. There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Loving you is not negotiable. If it is negotiable, can I not love you?

Don't be angry, wife. I will never smoke, drink, gamble or go to such occasions in the future. I will help you wash clothes, cook and drag, and I will make money. I will raise you and our children by myself. I want you to be the most beautiful wife in the world.

I don't love you enough. I just want to spend a little more time with you. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world!

Wife, I haven't seen you all day, and the clouds and sunshine in the sky are so blank; My weekend alone is always full of faint loneliness. Fortunately, I downloaded a map of your city, which can draw this feeling of missing!

Fifty-five, vows of eternal love, love to talk, love forever, love forever. Care, love and pity are all yours.

Don't be angry, wife. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow, and the hat you like. I'll pull your hair with you every day, take you to KFC and buy you a flower. I am willing to give up everything for you. Smile!

57. Work is stressful every day. When you go to work on time, you can do your work beautifully. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll drag the money. I will win it and give you a smile.

59. Love is like a moth, which makes people learn to be brave; love is like the sea, which makes people learn to be tolerant; love is like a fish, which makes people learn to share; love is like rain, which makes people learn to pay. I wish you a colorful love life!

Rule number one: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

Every day of the year, every day with you, I feel happy and safe. There is an hour every day, always with your concern, happiness is permeated in the brow. Thank you for your daily companionship and concern. My life is so beautiful because of you. Wish us happiness forever!

Sixty-two, love is the yearning of the heart, the sound of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine.

Sixty-three, if you want to make progress in life, you must remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

The greatest luck is meeting you, the greatest happiness is falling in love with you, the greatest happiness is having your love, and the best thing is marrying you. Dear, love you all your life and be happy forever!

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

I don't miss you because of loneliness, rely on you because of fatigue, love you because of beauty, and bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!

Sixty-seven, the origin of past lives, the fate of our meeting in this life; Acacia glance, know each other sweet, we fell in love; Never leave, we will be together for life. Dear, thank you for accompanying me for so many years. I love you.

Sixty-eight, proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of ignoring his wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

Sixty-nine, before marriage, you drink coke and I drink milk, I eat radish and you eat cabbage, you like shopping and I like shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

Seventy, I am in a foreign land, worried about you in the distance. A greeting represents my heart. I hope you can understand it and love you forever.

Seventy-one, make a lifelong vow for your lover, and only collect you for life, properly arrange and carefully preserve you. Avoid your shock, your pain, your hesitation, and your lack of guidance. Put on a white wedding dress for you, accompany you to settle down in a sea of people, and be lingering in this life.

Seventy-two, meeting you is my prison, I don't want to escape all my life, I just want to draw a place for you; Falling in love is my baby. I never want to throw it away. I just want to give you a lucky bird. May you run happily with you.

Seventy-three, the love between you and me is not as deep as Romeo and Juliet; The meaning between you and me is not as real as that of butterfly lovers; But the love between you and me is absolutely pure. Never give up life!

Seventy-four, your happiness, I will build, your confusion, I will make up, your greed, I will satisfy, your willfulness, I will give in, I love you.

I can't guarantee that I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

76. I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

Take care of your wife, remember that housework takes her place, roses show love, and chocolate makes her sweet. I wish you husband and wife love and happiness forever.

I am a satellite that always revolves around you, and my life will always run in your orbit, not only repelled by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

Seventy-nine, there is a hot girl at home, quick-tempered, straightforward, healthy and beautiful in vain. You are my white lady, and you will love me all my life.

80. Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

The mature woman is you! Thought it was you! Give me a chance to see you! Please kneel down! To tell the truth-I love you!

82. Wife: No matter how old you are, I will grow old with you. Don't cry. If you cry for one minute, I will be sad for life. Isn't there a song called mice love rice? Honey, you are rice and I am a mouse. I'd rather be a mouse of your generation.

83. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a woman's heart, which is bottomless. You asked me how long I loved you. My love is like a foot wrap, which has a long charm. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a money detector, which can prevent counterfeiting and distinguish authenticity. Welcome everyone to know more. Is it true that I love you?

I just need a harbor where I can rest.

Eighty-five, wife, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days! You have been crying for hours now, so I will live a few months less, and my wife will leave before you, but this can be redeemed, because every minute you laugh, I will live another day!

Sweet talk to men

Sweet talk to men

1, husband, husband, always work for the public. No matter how many glasses of wine you drink, you should go home and relax. You should have fun at will, and your wife will miss you in minutes.

2. It rained today. Don't think that wearing less clothes is handsome. In fact, it is really chic to wear warm clothes, and good health is the most important thing!

3. The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; See success or failure, life is heroic, just start all over again. May you walk out of the predicament and move towards glory!

Thinking of you is the only thing I can do, and loving you is the only way I can go!

5, eat less salt and be jealous; Eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Less sadness, more sleep.

6, you are very humorous!

7. You are a man!

8, travel, take care of yourself, don't squeeze in crowded places; Can't go to places with few people, drink more cold water to prevent heatstroke and cool down; I miss, cherish, cherish!

9. The idea of smoking to show fashion is old-fashioned. For the sake of health, you should smoke two less!

10, I really miss you. Life without you is like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

1 1, the weather has become so fast, and the cold current has quietly arrived. I care about you because you are cute. Cover the pig's feet with blankets at night, and it's okay to spoil the bones, so you can supplement calcium. Don't scold me. Have a happy day!

12, please drink another cup of Radix Isatidis before going to bed, drink more water and have a good rest. I wish you a speedy recovery.

Please take care of yourself, drink less, exercise more and take more rest for me.

You are a good husband!

15, I didn't expect you to cook so well!

16, the weather changes suddenly, pay attention to your health, drive slowly on the way back, and be careful all the way. Have a nice trip!

17, you are so funny (voiceover: you are so funny)

18, how do you know everything (voiceover: you are so smart and capable; You know everything.

19, your body is very sexy!

20. You look great in this dress!

2 1, you have a good eye!

22. You can do it!

23. How thoughtful of you!

24. Your voice is too magnetic!

25. You are my first man!