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Drink milk tea, eat fried chicken, take selfies and take photos.

Drinking milk tea and eating fried chicken (part one) 1. A sincere and kind heart, though not as dazzling as a diamond or mysterious as an opal, is as pure and thorough as a pearl and as warm as a cup of delicious hot milk tea.

If you have time, you can eat hot pot, drink milk tea, watch movies, set off fireworks and ski with me this winter.

3. If you like one, drink milk tea; If you like two, you can have supper. If you like five thousand, I'll go to the gym.

I like drinking milk tea, but I prefer leisure time with friends.

I like drinking milk tea. That sweet taste always makes my heart float and instantly softens to the deepest place.

6. Military training in the rain today, order a cup of milk tea to drive away the cold, over.

7. I haven't had such leisure for a long time. I drank milk tea, listened to music and looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window.

8. There is little water in the company office, just a cup of milk tea shop to moisten your lips.

9. I am a mermaid. I'm sick now, and I need pearls in the sea to cure my illness. If you want to save me, buy me a cup of bubble tea!

10. It's very cold. Can you drink more hot water instead of milk tea, so I may like you more.

1 1. Read a short poem and drink a cup of milk tea to warm your heart and body.

12. My little Pearl will be caught to make milk tea.

13. Unhappy to drink milk tea, happy to drink milk tea, in a bad mood to drink milk tea, in a good mood to drink milk tea, good things to drink milk tea, bad things to drink milk tea.

14. Winter has passed and spring has come. The happiness of making milk tea in summer is not far away, just like milk tea in winter and popsicles in summer.

15. The so-called fate, copywriting is that I want to drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn, and you just have 20 yuan.

16. When we are tired, home is like a warm harbor, giving us a comfortable hug; When working hard, home is like a loud horn, giving us the passion to fight; Going out, home is like a kite clue, which gives us infinite concern; When we are happy, home is like fragrant milk tea, which gives us rich feelings.

17. Great inventions of the century drink when they are happy and drink when they are sad.

18. Pearl beauty, milk is calcium, tea is healthy, you can drink more.

19. I haven't had milk tea for a long time. I wonder if milk tea still remembers me.

20. My most basic requirement for my friends is to give me a cup of hot milk tea when I am sad in winter and an iced milk tea when I am sad in summer.

Drink milk tea and eat fried chicken (2)1. Tea shop is the lover of life and has long been indispensable.

22. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

23. Vanilla, milk tea, juice, my childhood.

24. The days with you are sweeter than milk tea.

25. The favorite of milk tea is bubble tea.

26. It seems that all cakes are magical. Every time I pass by a cake shop, I will stop to buy some pieces, or sit down to eat a piece of cake and drink a cup of coffee and milk tea. Really can be beautiful all day!

28. It's too cold. Have a cup of hot milk tea. "

29. George smacked his lips, and the taste buds remembered the taste of this milk tea.

30. Happiness is a feeling, as sweet as a sip of milk tea.

3 1. It's windy today. I want to go to the gym and help me blow it to the tea shop.

The sugar content of a cup of milk tea is equivalent to 5 bottles of cola and the fat content is equivalent to 6 packs of French fries. This cup of milk tea is really worth the money.

33. I like a cup of hot milk tea in winter, which is soft, delicate and instant.

34. I always admire milk tea, no ice, no sugar and no drinking.

Love can wait until winter, but the first cup of milk tea in autumn must be drunk immediately.

36. Make a cup of tea. Handsome guy will chase me tomorrow.

37. You must drink something.

38. Milk tea is really omnipotent and delicious all year round.

39. Can you steal your boyfriend's money and take me to drink milk tea?

40. Funny friends who drink milk tea talk about humorous sentences that want to drink milk tea.

Drink milk tea together, take a selfie and send a copy to the circle of friends.

Drink milk tea together and send a selfie to the circle of friends (the first one) 1. I've been drinking milk tea every day recently. If I'm not fat, who is?

2. Do you want me to get pregnant? V I'll buy 20 cups of milk tea at 520.

3. Milk tea will thicken blood, decrease memory and make me forget unhappy things.

Can you lend me 20 yuan money? I want to listen to Jay Chou's Say Don't Cry. Why not three dollars? Because I want to listen to it with milk tea

I often think of my hometown, and the fragrant milk tea seems to have drifted to my side, hometown, pursuing my lifelong dream. When I grow up, I am drifting away from my hometown. My hometown's breath and melodious Ma Touqin sound will accompany my feelings all my life.

6. When I miss you, I unconsciously feel that the weather is really good, and I unconsciously feel that the milk tea in my hand is particularly sweet. After drinking a few mouthfuls, it used to be sweet.

7. When I was fat, not a cup of milk tea was innocent.

8. Milk tea tastes really good.

9. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

10. A day that needs milk tea support.

1 1. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink milk tea? At least I can get pearls.

12. There is a girl who has gained a little weight recently, but she is cute, kind, helpful, smart and ambitious. She feels like drinking milk tea today. Is it okay?

13. Live on milk tea every day.

14. You can feast your eyes on nearly 100 kinds of authentic Hong Kong cuisine. Frozen milk tea and pineapple oil bag are a major feature of this restaurant. You must try them.

15. Add chicken legs to the rice, and milk tea is the biggest cup.

16. There is no water in the office, so I can only order a cup of milk tea to moisten my lips.

17. Have a cup of taro bobo milk tea, don't bang.

18. The so-called fate is that I want to drink milk tea, and you just have 20 yuan.

19. Love can be talked about slowly, and the tea shop must drink it immediately.

20. I think you are like milk tea, a little deep, a little frequent and a little strong.

Drink milk tea together and send a selfie to the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. When I miss you, it is as pleasant as a breeze; When I fall in love with you, it is as sweet as taro milk tea; When I fall in love with you, it is as warm as sunshine.

22. When I think of Yosemite and Assam, which I often wait for, the air is a little moist and blurred, and the quiet breath wraps around every corner of my body. The warmth in your hands, the happiness in your hands, and the friends of the past, present and future, you should seize them.

23. How important you are to me, just like a thick scarf to warm the baby and a cup of warm bubble tea in winter.

24. If you don't have something to drink, you always feel that one day is almost nothing.

25. Autumn has arrived. Let's go to Mi Xue Bing Cheng to enjoy the snow.

Seeing a couple kissing in a drink shop, I really envy me and want to drink milk tea.

27. Liking milk tea is like liking Rene Liu.

28. It's windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I was blown to the tea shop.

29. Walking out of the tea shop, the wind is light and the clouds are light. This street is still as prosperous as ever, walking quietly. Who can read the story in whose heart?

30. Milk tea is the source of happiness.

3 1. If you are milk tea, then I am a cup full of milk tea. Obviously, I tried my best to protect you, but the end result was that you were drunk and I was thrown away, so I couldn't help thinking that if there were no straws in this world. ...

32. I like drinking milk tea, and I like thinking of him.

33. I like a cup of hot milk tea in winter, which is soft, delicate and instant.

34. I passed by and saw a couple kissing in a tea shop. I really envy me and want to drink milk tea.

35. You must drink two cups of modern China tea shop tomorrow to get rid of the fire.

36. My rules are not high, just a cup of milk tea a day.

37. Sleepiness is a good reason to drink milk tea!

38. A cup of warm milk tea, headphones for half a day, watching the laughing creatures in the classroom.

39. Tea shop is a source of happiness.

40. Coffee and milk tea make up a mandarin duck.

Senior copywriter with beautiful women taking selfies.

Advanced copy of beauty selfie-1. Let me show you the princess.

Your friend uploaded two fake photos.

3. The photo is fake, and I am cuter.

4. Every catty of meat in the Year of the Pig is fond of meat.

Don't think my selfie is different just because I am your father.

6. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later.

7. Although I didn't become a good person, I met the best person.

8. Get out of the way, Karry's wife is here.

9. From a copyless customer.

10. The most familiar stranger in my life is this, the self after P picture.

1 1. Do you think bye-bye looks like four kebabs?

12. I often wonder if I have too many pictures, and each selfie is different. Later, I figured it out, which is not surprising, because I am an ever-changing woody cherry.

13. I still like and care, but I don't want to be together anymore.

14. The scenery ahead is just right. Don't stay after the romantic month.

15. There is no love and hate for no reason, only a selfie for no reason.

16. I didn't expect me to be so brave, but you dared to look.

17. When you take your time, your life will be wonderful.

18. Did anyone take a selfie? Nobody sent it to me.

19. If you are happy, just order it once.

Welcome to my world.

Advanced copy of beauty selfie 2 2 1. I can't run away anyway. You don't have to be so charming every time.

22. I don't like it when I watch it. I want to try to be bad.

23. Don't ask, asking is drawing.

24. I am so cute today.

25. Just remember one sentence: Love yourself!

26. You are a fool and don't eat breakfast every day.

27. Dark circles are a sign of yesterday's troubles.

28. If you want to be a little mushroom, you don't have to do anything but stare blankly with an umbrella.

29. Life will not treat you kindly just because you are a girl.

No one will accompany you for life. You should learn to love yourself.

3 1. Your neck is really cute, with a pig's head on it.

32. The pictures of friends circle are for reference only, subject to the real thing.

33. I was wronged and planted in my hands.

34. Look more, it's hard for you to see such a sweet person again.

35. Relax, just like you are roaming the earth.

Being loved is something worth showing off and recording.

37. I love you as well as you.

38. I still have to send the selfie, in case someone takes a fancy to it. )

39. I'm BearBiscuit, and I like community safety.

40. I am naughty xx, and I am curious about my brother.

Advanced copy of beauty selfie 3 4 1. Chubby.

42. Let's meet in a higher place in life.

Don't walk barefoot on this grass, there are stars everywhere in my garden.

44. The road is man-made and people are forced out.

45. Quiet and quiet, life is sweet.

46. If you love someone too much, it is always yourself who gets hurt.

47. Just be yourself, and I will like you.

48. Tell me, do you want to die?

49. I think Qianshan, Qianshan, is half-colored, and tenderness is hidden in the ravine.

50. I want to be a beauty in my next life, although in this life.

5 1. Ordinary human samples.

52. The mountains, seas, lakes, sunsets and stars I want to see all landed on the day I met you.

53.p picture is only for restoring beauty.

54. Who doesn't envy happiness, but I no longer covet it.

55. Online performance has changed face.

56. Romantic and lovely.

57. The secret of keeping beautiful: I used to sleep, but now I retouch.

58. Spirit makes a career, and attitude determines everything.

59. Considering that I am so brave, you dare to look even more.

60. I will consider what today and tomorrow will be like.

Thirty-nine Eat KFC and drink milk tea at home on weekends.

A copy of eating KFC and drinking milk tea at home on weekends (article 1) 1. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

2. "Where are you sending it now? Invite you to drink milk tea "can get the opportunity to invite me to drink milk tea.

3. Holding hot milk tea, quietly reading with head down, gentle and beautiful side face.

4. A day that needs milk tea support every day.

Today, teenagers are listening to A Xin's songs. Today, I am listening to the song of milk tea, single cycle, lonely life.

6. "I'm so hungry, have a cup of milk tea to pad my stomach."

7. It is difficult to drink eight glasses of water a day, but drinking eight cups of tea shop just wants you to say "I want you to drink".

8. I like this afternoon and enjoy this wonderful time.

9. Girls who drink milk tea, bite straws and sleep in quilts are very cute.

10. The cup of milk tea that runs amok in winter has been lonely all my life.

1 1. A scarf, holding hands all the way; A street, a cup of milk tea; A night sky, an apple; A short message, a blessing; May you have a romantic Christmas Eve with the person you like!

12. What's the difference between life without milk tea and salted fish? !

13. I don't feel sweet without milk tea for so many days.

14. Slight sugar is damp and hot, and real pearls are needed.

15. It is not enough to drink bottled drinks.

16. Do you know? You are my blue sea and blue sky. What about me? It's just a cup of milk tea for you. Drink it and throw it away.

17. When I miss you, it is as pleasant as a breeze. When I fall in love with you, it is as sweet as taro milk tea; When I fall in love with you, it is as warm as sunshine.

18. Walking out of the tea shop, the wind is light and the clouds are light. This street is still as prosperous as ever, walking quietly. Who can read the story in whose heart?

19. I handed him the cup of milk tea in my hand. Don't you want to drink milk tea? This is for you.

I heard what you said, just like a cup of milk tea.

Copywriting of eating KFC and drinking milk tea at home on weekends (2)1. Drinking milk tea is more fun.

22. Add iced milk tea and love me with your heart. Matcha cheese and nipples are my favorites.

23. Make tea in autumn and get fat in winter.

24. Good support, be sure to have a cup of milk tea to help digestion ~ "

25. I love you too lightly, and I like your harsh words. Let me buy you a cup of milk tea. It's just right.

26. You are my cup of Youlemei milk tea, and I will never forget you after drinking it.

27. Coffee and milk tea together form a mandarin duck.

28. Have a cup of taro bobo milk tea, don't bang.

29. Milk tea makes me happy

30. My wish: to open a tea shop.

3 1. Milk tea is delicious and tastes good, much better than going to the supermarket to buy mineral water, pulse and coke!

32. Let me tell you a spell that annoys you: milk tea.

I want to drink milk tea and eat meat. Want to lose weight if you don't exercise.

I like drinking milk tea. That sweet taste always makes my heart float and instantly softens to the deepest place.

35. Add chicken legs to the rice, and milk tea is the biggest cup.

36. Holding hot milk tea, reading quietly with his head down, he has a gentle and beautiful side face. I was so absorbed that I was not disturbed by the noisy music outside.

37. Eat hot pot, drink milk tea, watch movies, set off fireworks and ski with me to show my love.

38. It doesn't matter if the goal is not achieved. The tea shop will be sad if it doesn't drink.

39. A cup of milk tea every day brings sweet happiness.