How far can the most outrageous resignation report you have ever seen go?

The current resignation report is outrageous only you can't imagine, and no one can't write it. It is almost the end of the year, and it is another round of resignation storm. Everyone resigns at the end of the year to find a new job at the beginning of the year, but everyone has their own ideas. Anyway, in order to have a better self in the future. There are only a few reasons for resigning. I believe the biggest reason is that the salary is in place, and some colleagues have a bad relationship, and the work is difficult, or the work is too cumbersome and does not match the salary, or the boss is too stingy and the holiday benefits are not good. But these reasons are not easy to write in the resignation report, so some people really scratch their heads for the reasons for resignation. A boss can't refuse, and it doesn't hurt the spirit. Generally, the normal reason is that I want to go back to my hometown to develop, my children are too young to take care of, or my parents urge me to go back to my hometown, or I can't adapt to the pressure of work. Generally, everyone resigns for their own reasons. Of course, there are always a few people who have strange brain circuits, and the reasons they come up with for resigning make the boss dumbfounded. I've seen it. It's strange that I want to quit my job and climb Mount Everest, and this ambition is great. Another reason is that I really can't stand the company food. This reason is quite real, which shows that I am a foodie. Others quit their jobs to go to concerts, and they are also idolized lunatics. There is another reason for my resignation last year, that is, the world is so big that I want to see it. This is also the dream of many people. I think many people want to travel and leave, but we are still burdened with the pressure of life and can't leave freely. However, there is more than just work in life. Work is just to survive. There are other pleasures in life. I think it takes courage to resign for other happiness. Another wonderful reason is that I don't like the color of the company carpet, and another ridiculous reason is that I didn't get enough money to pick up girls, which limited my time to pick up girls and ruined my health. This truth is quite right.