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It's fun to poke WeChat SMS greetings on Singles Day.

1. Singles' Day is coming, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are laying eggs, butterflies are married, caterpillars are bridesmaids, and frogs have tadpoles. what are you going to do? I wish you all the best on Singles Day!

2. Singles Day is coming. Good sisters and good advice, see through men's cheats, writing style, fashionable clothes, money with watches, physical strength to drink fresh milk, unrealistic romance and no room for quasi-singleness.

Singles Day is coming. I wish you happiness, disappointment, frustration, helplessness, bad luck and regret. Take the opportunity to go out for a walk, full of spring! Happy Singles Day! Singles' Day is coming, and I wish the wedding nunchakus all the best. The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome! Latest Singles Day SMS

4. On Singles Day, I wish you trouble, sadness, luck, happiness and happiness. Happy Singles Day!

5. Singles Day is coming, do you want to bid farewell to being single? Send you a pair of folk remedies: Trust Granules 10 package, Tongxin Herbs 12 tablets, Kaixin Capsules 10 tablets, and mix with colorful honey for three days to ensure that you love to eat until you get sick. Happy Singles Day!

6. Singles' Day is coming, and I am infinitely depressed as a single person. I've been trying not to tell you for years. Today, I get up my courage and have to tell you that I have always liked you … the one next to me! Happy Singles Day!

7. Singles' Day is coming, and bachelors sigh: Alas, I am still alone on Singles' Day for another year; Couples sigh: haha, I finally don't have to live alone; Married people sigh: Alas, the crazy bachelor party no longer belongs to me.

8. Singles Day is coming. Whether you are a nunchaku or a single stick, it is good to win by surprise. Whether you are loved or not, happiness is what friends love. Have a good life and get married early.

9. Singles Day is coming. Whether you are a nunchaku or a single stick, it is good to win by surprise. Whether you are loved or not, happiness is what friends love. I wish you a happy and comfortable life.

10. Singles Day is here. Best wishes. Single friends don't feel bored, I wish you find the other half as soon as possible. Friends who are not single, I wish you a happy life. Friends who plan to be single, may your smile remain bright!

1 1. Singles Day is here! They say women are clothes. I have been streaking for twenty or thirty years. Please give me a dress. Not for fashion and beauty, but for resistance to falling and durability; Don't ask for high prices, just ask for warmth and comfort!

12. On the occasion of Singles Day, I wish you a blessing: May your career blossom everywhere, climb forever, and live a lucky life forever. As soon as possible, someone will accompany you before the flowers bloom, your love will blossom and bear fruit, and you will strive for a happy wedding. Happy Singles Day!

13. Singles Day is coming. Let's stick to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take my world as the principle, put my career first, take marriage as the strategic policy, adhere to liberalism, adhere to independence and cherish every day left before marriage.

14. Singles Day is coming. I wish a happy marriage, sweet love and high marks for minors! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!

15. Singles Day is coming. I wish all men, women, big bachelors, little bachelors, former bachelors and current bachelors, former bachelors and current bachelors a happy holiday!

16. Singles' Day is here. Please temporarily separate married friends, passionate friends, first-love friends can only recall, and single friends are fine. Otherwise: punish you for life!

17. Singles Day is coming; I made you a refreshing dish: authentic, full of color, flavor and flavor, essential for three meals, suitable for all seasons, full of five flavors, six dishes and one soup, seven steamed and eight stewed, nine layers of nutrition, very healthy. Enjoy it! Happy bachelor!