SMS, how did I write to my son?

Then when you are 6 or 7 years old, you should go to primary school. It is necessary to study hard, but not necessary. Learn to be a talented person. You can make friends and even fall in love. I don't agree with your common sense But don't drag other girls' pigtails casually, don't kick the front girls' ass in class, and don't play with people with sugar! ! Your father and I have done that, and my personal experience tells me that I will be laughed at when I grow up!

/kloc-when you are about 0/3 years old, it should be junior high school, and it should be a wild age. Hey, can you tell me when you can come out so that I can calculate whether you can study before taking my teacher to retire? If they haven't returned it, well, you're wronged. You will be sent to their class by me. They are masters of fighting violence with violence, so I'm relieved to send you there.

When you 16 years old, it is your age to go to high school. Lao Tzu's words can be made clear. If you want to suffer less, you'd better learn well in junior high school. You must study hard in high school and show it to Lao Tzu, and you will be admitted to the university in the future. Maybe you will despise my three years of education, but there are so many people who despise Lao Tzu. Who are you, bunny? I am not afraid of you, and one day you will understand that I am doing it for your own good! Think about it, you are so ugly that you look like a highly educated person. If you can't get into the university, others will laugh at you and will definitely say, "You have to learn from your parents' ugliness without a diploma"! Because you are my son, I will never allow others to laugh at you! Look at those highly educated people. Are they all ugly?

When I was in college, I didn't interfere with anything, provided that you could get your diploma smoothly. I talked about my girlfriend and brought it back to Lao Tzu. As long as my nose is not crooked, my eyes are not crooked and my limbs are sound, I won't object. But you must bring me a "mainstream"! Those "non-mainstream" had better stay away from them. Not only do I disagree, but even the party and the people are opposed! According to the explicit national law, mentally retarded people can't get married, so it's also a leucorrhea.

When you get married, leave here as early as possible. You are not allowed to take your wife and children to eat and drink all day. I'm bored, your mother is tired, and I won't do anything that wastes people's money and is not good for myself! Of course, you should always come back to see Lao Zi and your mother, but don't forget to bring something to Lao Zi! No clothes, RMB is not rare, just get some good cigarettes and wine. If you don't get it well, I'll kick people out. If you don't accept it, I will take your daughter-in-law and your son as hostages. It's up to you

Ok, I won't bother you, it's time for bed! There are still some things I haven't said, and I reserve the right to speak. If you are not satisfied, don't worry, don't be seen by Lao Tzu, don't follow the fashion, and uprising with Lao Tzu. Lao tze will give you suppress in the bud! After so many years, I learned how to suppress the uprising from your grandfather! Don't forget, ginger is still old and spicy! Besides, I'm your father!