Jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival

1, the girl's bow brightened the boy's eyes, so he took a bite of the moon cake and said, "Look up at Chang 'e and bow down to eat tofu. "The girl asked suspiciously;" How do you eat tofu or moon cakes? "

2, bread deep myopia, has been unable to find a girlfriend. I finally made a new girlfriend cake. On this day, bread comes to look for cake, and moon cakes are opened. After studying bread for a long time, I was shocked: wow! I haven't seen you for days, and you have a tattoo?

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, the company distributed moon cakes. At noon, my colleague ate a piece of moon cake, then played poker, and lost at noon. When I saw the mooncake box after work at night, I shouted angrily, "No wonder I didn't win the prize at noon. This moon cake is crisp. "

4. Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon is in the sky, the courtyard is flowing, and the innocent girl of Yu Ji leans on the chest of overlord Xiang Yu. In this picturesque landscape, a dark cloud floats by and the night becomes hazy. The beauty turned to look at the overlord beside her and muttered, "Xianglang, this beautiful scenery makes people feel that they will do a lot of stupid things!" " Xiang Yu was deeply impressed and said, "Yes ... the moonlight when I proposed to you last year was even more hazy than now."

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a couple enjoyed the moon while eating moon cakes on the balcony. The girl bowed to the moon, sat down and took a bite of the moon cake and said; "I hope that people will live for a long time and have a good scenery for thousands of miles." The girl's bow brightened the boy's eyes, so she took a bite of the moon cake and said, "Look up at Chang 'e and bow down to eat tofu. "The girl asked suspiciously;" How do you eat tofu or moon cakes? "The boy snickered;" I ate tofu moon cakes. "The girl grabbed the moon cake from the boy." Let me try it. I haven't eaten tofu moon cake yet. "

6. "Come on, eat. This is preserved egg moon cake. Where are the preserved eggs? Is it true? " "What is true? Sure, you try. It took me more than ten minutes to realize that I was wrong. This is an egg-skin moon cake!

7. A sister-in-law with a child: There are old people at home with bad teeth. Do you have soft moon cakes? I said, please take your pick. Sister-in-law, let the children taste it. The little guy tasted it piece by piece, and soon, he tasted half of seven or eight kinds of moon cakes. I said unhappily, little friend, which is soft? While eating, the little guy said that there are still several kinds that have not been tasted, so you can't talk nonsense.

8. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a couple strolled under the flowers and the moon. Man: "What can be more beautiful than this Mid-Autumn Moon?" Woman: "It was just a honeymoon."

9. Boys snickered; "I ate tofu moon cakes." The girl grabbed the moon cake from the boy: "Let me try it, I haven't eaten tofu moon cake yet."

10, remember the night of Mid-Autumn Festival last year? We sat opposite each other and said nothing. You touch it, I touch it. Suddenly you shout "Ah ~! All in one suit, Hu! "

1 1. That night, the father chose his son's moon cakes to eat. While eating, he really tasted it and asked his son, "What kind of stuffing is used?" The son said, "Use cat poop." Dad just finished eating moon cakes at this time.

12, dad just called to ask me what to bring home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. I said, "I bought Wuren moon cakes ..." Dad: "You buy six people, and your brother-in-law will come!"

13, a shopkeeper mistakenly wrote "Mid-Autumn Moon Cake" as "Mid-Autumn Day Cake" on the product brand. A customer said to him, "The word' moon' on this moon cake is written in white." The shopkeeper said solemnly, "where is the word' white'?" There is still a glimpse on the word' white'! "

14, o sings: the moon on the 15th ... c sings: Look, look, the face of the moon is changing secretly. D sings: Half a moon climbs up, yeah, climb up.

15. Yesterday, a friend brought a box of moon cakes to his mother-in-law. When my mother-in-law saw that it was two years overdue, she said unhurriedly, have you been cheated by unscrupulous merchants? My friend calmly replied: You gave it to me last year. Mother-in-law unhurriedly replied: Don't worry, I will take good care of it!

16, moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread, desperately pursue it, and steamed bread swears to the death. The moon cake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

17, Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family is going to eat a big meal. Who knows that grandpa's blood boiled after watching a food program. He said, "Today, I want to show my talent." Hearing this sentence, the whole family was frightened. I gritted my teeth and stamped my foot. Let's eat instant noodles.

18, Xiaoyu pestered her mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

19, celebrating Mid-Autumn Festival. O: I look like a moon cake the most. C: Me, too. I was bitten. D: Me, too. I was cut. Q: I am also a moon cake. Um ... it's a little jammed.

20. On the Mid-Autumn Festival moonlit night, I looked up at the moon, only to be covered by dark clouds. A: It is strange that there is only half of the moon left on the 15th. B: Look, the other half moon has fallen into the pool.

2 1. A couple bought a piece of moon cake and ate it together. Girls ate 3/7, boys ate 4/7, and boys ate 4 more than girls. 5 yuan, how much is this moon cake? It is said that the answer to diaosi is 3 1 5, and the answer to non-diaosi is 4,5.

22. I asked the foreigner: How long have you been in China? The foreigner said: less than a year. Me: Then I have to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival here this year. The foreigner said: mm-hmm. I teased him and said, I'll give you a box of moon cakes, Wuren. Okay？ The foreigner smiled and said, Hehehe, do you think I am a pig? Five people? I can only eat three people at most.

23. A friend said that the Mid-Autumn Festival was coming, and many people invited him to the wedding, but he refused. I asked him how he did it. He said, I usually reply like this: "I'm sorry to hear about your marriage." Maybe you don't know, I used to like you, and it would be embarrassing for me to attend your wedding. " I said, what if a man invites you? He said, it's effective, so to speak. I've saved a lot of money. ...