A selection of funny messages for her husband.

1, married women want to have an unforgettable 20 13, and of course they should prepare birthday wishes for their husbands. The first line of love birthday greetings area collected funny birthday greetings for your husband from 20 13, which is humorous and classic. I think both of you will like it.

2. Special love, dedicated to special you. May my blessing surround you like sunshine. I sincerely wish you health and happiness forever. Happy birthday to my husband!

There is a newspaper which is published once a year. The headline on the front page is Happy, subscribed n years ago and delivered n years later. The section is called spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the editor is called life, husband. Please read the Health Daily and report your happiness every day.

I make cakes with my feelings, light candles with my heart, light them with my love for you, and sincerely say "Happy birthday, dear husband" and love your husband forever.

5. Although the temperature is always changing, although time has not stopped, although you and I are thousands of miles apart at the moment, although the blessing is just a word, my friend's heart is always thinking, and sincere greetings will always follow you. Happy birthday, husband!

6. I wish my husband a happy birthday with my full love. You make my life meaningful. I can't express my feelings for you in words. I want to be with you every day.

The mobile phone is ringing, please accept my sincere wishes. This is our hotline. No matter the birthday or every moment, two hearts will be fully expressed here: Happy birthday, dear!

8. You are the happiest woman in the world. There is a handsome, charming and humorous person who loves you very much. She kept her promise to you all her life and walked with you every year today. She loves you forever. Happy birthday to her husband!

9. Happy birthday, dear. Today I want to tell you how I feel. Your beauty changed my appreciation of the world, your happiness changed my understanding of the world, and your laughter changed my tired heart.

10, without you, the world would collapse by half; With you, the world will be happy; In my Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. Dear husband, happy birthday!

1 1. If you charge the rain, you will have the beauty of the rainbow; If you charge the night, you will have the charm of the day; Charging time, there is the motivation to struggle; With the blessing, it is even more powerful. Happy birthday, honey.

12, waiting, just to meet you. Perhaps no one will believe that the light from generate at this moment will light up your long life. I write down endless thoughts and wishes for you on the petals of blooming orchids, and wish my husband a happy birthday!

13 although time flies, my love for you has not diminished; Although the seasons change, you are still my forever. Dear wife, happy birthday. Thank you for your silent and regretless efforts. May my eternal love win your smile forever. Happy birthday, husband!

14, it's the year when new colleagues report for duty. A school girl from my alma mater is coming to work in our company, and I invited her to dinner. During the dinner, Meimei stared at me for a long time. Senior, I know you. I was taken aback and secretly asked proudly, how do you know me? The primary school girl hesitated and said mercilessly: When I graduated last year, at the flea market, the earphone you sold me was broken, you liar! ! Me: …

15, I didn't buy my favorite clothes while shopping … I did a boring thing … actually, it wasn't too boring … I just took out the ugliest one in every row of clothes in the store and hung it in front …

I travel a lot. Once I passed a small station by train and saw preserved eggs in the window, so I bought two for five yuan and a small bottle of Erguotou to make up on the way. At 1 1 half past ten, I happily took out my preserved eggs. Go to the mud first, and then find that this is a potato!

17, I went shopping with a male friend last night and was caught by a female colleague of the company. At the office this morning, she kept calling me gay. In order to prove my innocence, she hugged her in one hand and kissed her heavily …

18, I invited my classmates to dota all night yesterday. It was so dark and raining, but there was no machine when I arrived at the Internet cafe. The goods said that I also know that there is an Internet cafe near here, not far away. I ran in the rain, only to find that I was not so familiar with it. Nima, it turns out that an Internet cafe has two doors, which is so fucking white …

19, tomorrow is the weekend, I feel so beautiful in my heart, and then I go to work by bus ... Suddenly, a sexy beauty's high heels stepped on my feet. Oh, hey, really painful balls are about to fall off ... I didn't expect her to twist her head and say sorry to the boy next to her, but that boy actually smiled and said it doesn't matter. Then they talked all the way, and finally they took their men … Nima, I envy them so much …

20. My son is a math genius. At the age of 2, he could count from 1 to 99. Later I told him that 0 is less than 1. After eating wonton today, I said, "Son, how many wonton are there in your bowl?" "0, 1,2,3,4。" He picked up a wonton as he spoke. "There is always ***4." The wife said angrily, "Nima, you have taught genius to be an idiot!" " "

2 1, there is a goddess in the unit, which is the goal that everyone pursues. A buddy always wanted to get close to the goddess, but there was no excuse to get close, so he hid at the corner of the stairs when he got off work one night. The goddess came, and he stretched out his leg and threw her down the stairs. Then I rushed back to the infirmary, and then I was caring and considerate for the rest of my life. Now I'm ready to get married! Do you think I should expose him?

22. Pick up the bride, be stopped, ask the groom to kneel and learn to bark. The groom relented and knelt down and cried. The woman continues to make trouble and has to pay 88888 to get in! Begging for a long time, Yemen will not open. The groom had no choice but to bite his teeth and say, "Go home, don't pick it up!" " "So I really left! The woman was dumbfounded and quickly called the groom. The groom's father replied and told the woman directly: "Let the two children go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce certificate tomorrow! "The bride is in pain ...

23. On the bus, a little boy of about four or five years old has been holding on to the decorative chain on his mother's clothes. After a while, he said, "Mom, I like this. Can I have this after you die? " His mother looks black. "I can give it to you if I am not dead."

24. Listen to the radio in the morning and contact the audience. A gentle male voice called and said, "The water on xx Road is very deep. I bought a hot steamed stuffed bun, which is too hot for my mouth. While I was hesitating, a car suddenly drove by, splashing a lot of water and cooling my steamed stuffed bun. Please be sure to thank this kind driver for me. His license plate number is xxxxx. "

25. When I went to buy steamed buns in the morning, I saw a girl running in a hurry. She spoke quickly: "The boss gave me five steamed buns, three beef, a leek egg, a chicken soup and a cup of purple rice porridge. Remember to give me a straw today. I didn't give it yesterday. Forget it. Change the beef to three fresh ones. Oh, I don't want a bus. " Before the boss could react, the girl was gone.

26. My mother has a colleague who lives on the sixth floor. Once I forgot my key when I went out, so I called the fire department. The fireman climbed to the sixth floor and went in through the window to help the homeowner open the door. The master's uncle thanked him and went out to see him off ... Then, GC appeared and he closed the door again! Firefighters had to climb to the sixth floor to open the door again, but told the owners not to send them away again.

27. A friend is waiting for the bus by the roadside. When the bus came, he found his legs numb and limped to the ground. On the bus, a little girl insisted on sitting down, but her buddy was introverted and embarrassed. She sat down when so many people argued. Soon I arrived at the station and found my leg healed, but the little girl sitting there was still there. I can't face it, my buddy limped down again …

28. When you watch TV or DVD and see that the married life in the story is very miserable, think about your husband's kindness to you. If he is not in, give him a call. If he is here, just cry at him for a while and say, shall we not do that?

29. After her husband paid attention to you, she showed special excitement and said, "Husband, you are the best to me!" As an encouragement.

30. Occasionally tell your husband in a casual tone. For example, when a male colleague first arrived, he wanted to invite you to drink coffee, but you refused because you wanted to buy him a T-shirt.

3 1, since you have chosen to spend your life with him, don't fantasize about changing him, only you can change it. Education is useless, but influence is feasible. If it still doesn't work, get ready to retreat before falling out with him. Words of blessing

32. It is 80% true that women like men, but it is 100% true that women will never be satisfied with men. Women always want to transform men according to their own wishes and imagination, especially boyfriends (even when they become husbands).

33, go out, take care of yourself, don't squeeze in crowded places; Can't go to places with few people, drink more cold water to prevent heatstroke and cool down; I miss, cherish, cherish!

Pay more attention to your health and learn to take care of yourself when I am away.

35. My love, every poet loves beauty, and your beauty fascinates poets. But beauty is changeable, and I love you forever.

36. The beauty of poetry lies in awakening the inner romance, the brilliance of prose lies in echoing the soul, the charm of speaking lies in extending the horizon of life, and the charm of short messages lies in reminding you that it is a kind of happiness to be remembered this summer!

37. Think of your goodness, your troubles, your bright smile and the smell of sunshine; Read your quarrel, read your smile, and read your occasional overbearing and casual bad smile. It's the weekend, and I really want to play with you! April Fool's Day prank message

38, SMS report, winter solstice solar terms: keeping warm is very important, don't just care about fancy.

39, the taste of illness is very uncomfortable, you must take care of yourself! Good health and moderate life can prolong life.

40. Use his money to keep fit and buy clothes and cosmetics. In his eyes, at least you are better off than every age. And this is easy to do as long as you are willing to modify it. Men are willing to pay for the beauty of their wives.

4 1, in fact, a really good man is often willing to spend money on his beloved woman, because it is a kind of enjoyment for him. In his eyes, when a woman spends his money, she looks the cutest, just like a blooming flower, especially delicate and charming. Men feel satisfied, proud, valuable and meaningful for making money.

42. Find something that is good for you when you are bored, and it doesn't matter if you spend more money. Remember not to choose to chat with men. Once an affair breaks out, the best result is that you often fall into a dilemma of going out and not going out.

43. A husband's shortcomings should be divided into two parts. There are no absolute shortcomings and advantages in the world. If he is lazy, then he will have more rest time; If he has no money, then he is less likely to cheat; If he is ugly, the possibility of a third party will be less; If he is not motivated, he will focus all his attention on you.

44. I want to spend my life with you, but God said: You can only love you for seven days. I said: Monday to Sunday. God: Only four days? Me: spring, summer, autumn and winter. God: Only three days? Me: Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. God: Only two days? Me: Day and night. God: Just one day? Me: Every day I live.

Exercise more, drink less and pay attention to rest. Take care of yourself! Don't worry about us. We will take care of ourselves. Remember to report for duty. We love you!

Kiss me, I'm sleeping now! You must be in a dream at night, but do you also have me in your dream? Good night, my love! !

47. When a man is working, studying and thinking, don't try to turn his attention to you. Because they are tired of running for the same family, the only thing they can do at the moment is to give him a quiet space. You can add water to his quick drink cup or cook a pot of pig's trotters and tremella soup. He will feel particularly warm after finishing his work and drinking a bowl of wine with sporadic lights outside the window.

48. A real helper is a real hero who helps others perfect their personality. They don't ask for anything in return, and the perfection of personality is the highest realm.

Dear, you saw that the crescent moon had reached the treetop, and you heard that the insect cicada had died. It is getting late. Go to bed early, tuck in the quilt and don't kick around. Sweet dreams. I hope you feel like honey when you wake up tomorrow. Good night, baby.

50, not too much distress, but our hearts are not open enough; It's not that happiness is too little, but that we don't know how to live; Write a poem when you are sad; Sing a song when you are happy. In fact, life is always good.

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