Adolescence has reached menopause. Funny classic lines

Adolescence has reached menopause. Funny classic lines

Adolescence into Menopause is a youth inspirational drama that reflects the emotional life of contemporary young people. The play tells the story of the love triangle between the hero Du Chun and two beautiful women, and the inner contest with the elders.

Funny lines of adolescence encountering menopause

1, this is my husband, and we are talking about divorce!

2. Brother Tong:? What about steamed bread? Sister Yeung Yi:? What about the washing machine?

3, the car rolled the pot, dead and straight (value).

4. Miao Zi: Give you a number, greater than 1 less than 3!

Dapeng: You have imposed an economic blockade on me, and I have to live! I'm not solar.

6. Miao Zi's mother: At that time, I thought I had a good figure. Miao Zi's father: I only saw the devil, but I didn't see the figure.

7, Jiang Gongzi: I am quite good except that I am more subtle and embarrassed. Xiao Rui: Besides your safety, you are not safe at all, you know?

8. Don't talk about love. No one who talks about love has a happy ending, Romeo and Juliet, butterfly lovers, Farewell My Concubine, and finally only Wang will see her again.

9. It is not necessarily a birdman who can speak bird language.

10, what happened to love, what happened.

Miao Zi: You are a little match girl. Xiao Rui: I'm picking girls' mushrooms.

12, stay away, you will be covered in blood!

13, eighteen martial arts, are you the third? Knife and gun? Cheap?

14, we are a group of poor people who are played by life!

15, first marriage, no wife, no experience.

16, Miao: When I was young, everyone in the company nicknamed your dad, called him a git, and later called him Brother Tong. What else is it called? Miao Zi: Why are they all coarse grains? Miao Zi's dad: Steamed bread.

17, Miao Zi: If it is broken, it will be chaotic. Miao Zi: There was a fire at the city gate, which affected the fish in the pool. Qi Zi: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Woman: I'm monk Zhang Er, who is confused.

18, Qijia: I like ugly things. I am rebellious.

19, why? Feed the pigs! Why? Eat what you feed!

20. Say two dollars more! Two dollars is too little, talk about 10 quick money!

Classic lines of adolescence encountering menopause

1, Bai Xiaoou proved:

A woman? Can't you go into the hall? That's not the most important thing. The important thing is whether you can. To the kitchen? What about you? To the lobby, to the kitchen? This will be perfect.

B, don't believe what married men say.

C, revenge coquetry this kind of thing is likely to personally push the person you love farther and farther, hurting yourself deeper; Life is still down-to-earth, and taste is too unrealistic.

2. Proved by Miao Zhiyu:

A, don't always take career as an excuse to get married. People who wait for you won't wait for you all the time. If she keeps waiting, it only means that you have earned it. Beware of the third party in the emotional burnout period.

B, be a man, work, feelings, don't be self-righteous, with some achievements, you don't know who you are, you are arrogant, and you can't figure out your position. It's better to be a down-to-earth person.

C, jump off a building this recruit, can only be used once, and some paper is not enough must not be stabbed.

D. People's two-foot-wide shoulders can't resist many things, and no one is the savior, so don't blindly take things on yourself.

3. Jiang Pengfei proved that:

A, no matter how late people are, it is good to grow up and mature.

B, men are too naive.

C nowadays, women are sharp-eyed and realistic, and money in men's hands can't buy their future.

D, neet+ rich second generation, the price after chic is also very heavy.

4. What did Deng prove?

First, once married, it is not easy to divorce.

An indecisive person should make a decisive decision. The so-called brother is the person who drinks with you when you are sad, that is, no matter how deep the misunderstanding is, no matter how deep the injury is, he will still be a brother.

C. people who forget the past.

5. Niu Shaorui proved that:

A, don't think others are naive, in fact, you are not much difference.

B, sometimes people just want to suppress themselves. Although it is very hard, they also want to know what is right and what is wrong.

C, no matter how good someone else's husband is, don't seduce. In the end, it won't be yours to be tempted by you, and you can't have it.

D, if you want to remain anonymous, you have to see if people are willing.

6. What did he prove?

A, women are really ruder than men; For women, career is essential.

B, boys mature later than girls, so girls should accommodate boys and wait appropriately.

C not all people get married because they love each other, and not all people who don't love you but marry you will love you one day.

7. Wang Xinying proved that:

A, it is not enough to play dumb in the face of problems.

B, even if you are old and eager to get married, don't force marriage, don't forget it, and see who regrets it in the end.

C, there is always an indefinable trait in people's bones called meanness, regardless of gender.

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