June 1 funny message

1, life is simpler, dreams are more, ideas are simpler, happiness is more, and you can cry if you want. smile happily, like a child, is in a better mood, forgetting that he has grown up and is naive. Happy Children's Day and sweeter smile!

2. Happy Children's Day! Indulge yourself, don't hold back! It's hard to know that you usually pretend to be an adult after the festival, eat your hands if you want, and wet your bed if you want. Who cares who bites! Happy Children's Day!

3, 50 cents a pack of figs, sour and sweet are all me. 1 min, ten sun cakes, red, yellow and green, all colors look good. Food that you will go to if you have money. I can't find it anymore.

4. Wear a red flower to wish you a childlike innocence; Plant a grass and wish you confidence; Read a fairy tale, may you always be childlike; Sing a nursery rhyme and wish you carefree. I sincerely wish you a happy Children's Day!

5. You cry, you laugh and you are happy. You drink, eat and sleep. I'm bored, I'm shriveled and I'm helpless. I hope, I hope, I hope you grow up soon. June 1 ST is here again, son, I wish you happiness!

6. When Children's Day arrives, send a message to send a blessing. I wish you childlike innocence, happiness every day, childlike innocence, happiness and beauty, childlike innocence, dreams come true, childlike innocence and youth. I wish you a happy Children's Day and good health forever.

7. Once upon a time, there was a kind of blessing. The person who wrote it was happy, the person who passed it on was happy, the person who received it was happy, and the person who did not receive it was envious. At this moment, you will change from envy to happiness. Happy Children's Day. 6 1 Humorous SMS for Children's Day

Children's Day is the first day of life. From Children's Day to Youth Day, from Singles Day to Valentine's Day, from Father's Day to Mother's Day, from Chung Yeung Festival to Tomb-Sweeping Day, every milestone is a childlike innocence. Children's words are unscrupulous, happy June 1!

9. Hey, the mobile phone is turned on, and the text message is coming: Time flies, and time is no longer there; Life is helpless, going out; Knowing mistakes can change, and everyone loves them; Understand things and get rich early! Children's Day is coming, I wish you a happy mood every day!

10, discover the beauty in life with innocent eyes, feel the warmth in life with fiery childlike innocence, infect people around you with childlike smiles, live a happy life with your heart, and wish Happy Children's Day!

1 1. No matter ten or twenty years have passed, no matter whether you have worn small red flowers or your face is covered with mud, I wish you a happy June. Please work and live with a childlike innocence ~ ~

12, you are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old smooth; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted.

13, childhood, once found a dime. I bought a lot of apricots and called several children's companions. My teeth were almost sore, but they all said, "Very sweet, very sweet."

14, I sent you a message 20 years ago today. Due to the poor positioning function of the mobile phone, this news has circled the earth 8000 times at the speed of super snail. Please pull out the built-in antenna to receive the late blessing: Happy Children's Day!

15 Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" at the advertisement above.

16, once a year, on this day when we wish all children in the world a happy Children's Day, let every adult go back to childhood and have a happy Children's Day with the purest feelings and hearts! Happy holidays!

17, I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning, you are still whistling happily, braving the bubble of happiness and jumping up and down! Happy Children's Day!

18, clockwork SMS will make you grow up forever, happy things will make you never leave, troublesome things will make you ignore forever, because today is the biggest, don't worry, I can only tell you happily: Happy Children's Day!

19. Friends are talking about what's on tonight. Some people say karaoke, others say dinner. At this time, you said weakly, I want to wash the quilt at night because I wet the bed last night. Ha ha! Happy Children's Day!

20. Wukong drew a circle, and Tang Yan was safe; Xiaoping drew a circle and Shenzhen became rich. You drew a circle and you wet the bed again. Happy holidays, children!

2 1, put down your eyebrows, Children's Day is waving, and a smile is indispensable; Let go of your accumulated trifles. It's Children's Day. Be happy in everything. Children's Day, dear friends in big pots, I wish you happiness!

22. Who said that memories are not good? Although there is no holiday, I am happy to think about it: I wish you a happy June 1 ST!

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and bubbling with happiness. Happy Children's Day!

Dear, today is your festival, Children's Day. Please clean your nose, sing children's songs and smile, and greet the spring breeze with a smile. My baby, I wish you happiness every day.

25. Keep childlike innocence and bring good luck; Stay childlike and kiss happily; Keep childlike innocence and live a happy life; Keep childlike innocence and fall safely; Always stay young and healthy; I wish the former children a happy Children's Day.

26. Your son's grandfather's brother's nephew's sister's father told you to remember to eat an egg to replenish your brain today!

27. yeah! June 1 is approaching, restoring childlike innocence and releasing childlike interest; Tell fairy tales and bloom childlike innocence. Children's words bless you and wish you happiness and health forever! I sincerely wish you a happy Children's Day!

28. If your mobile phone is not waterproof, be careful not to drool on it when reading short messages, it will break down!

29. Children's Day is coming. I heard that you used to be an excellent young pioneer. The boss asked me to reissue the red envelope. I can't leave. I sent a group of loyal mosquitoes to make sure there were many Wen Zi and red envelopes!

30, send you a small red flower, I wish you a lifetime. Send you a lollipop, happy, healthy and strong. Give you a little nipple, and your youth will never fade! Time flies, childlike innocence, Happy Children's Day!

3 1, unexpectedly received this message? Surprise? Is there a long-lost touch that moistens your heart? Actually, I just want to tell you that it's not your heart that's wet, but ... Look, you peed your pants again. Happy June 1st!

In order to celebrate Children's Day on June 1st, more than 20 kinds of fruits are specially prepared, and you are cordially invited to a party in the restaurant at 6: 45pm.

33. I reserved the first sunshine for you on June 1 day. May you be healthy and happy! The first ray of moonlight is for you. May you still be romantic! The first magpie song is for you. Good luck! The first ray of dawn is for you. Good luck! Happy Children's Day!

34.20 years ago today, did you receive the message I sent you? It doesn't matter if you don't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I'm afraid asking at the wrong time will ruin our friendship. Now, the time is finally ripe. I just want to ask you: Did you wet the bed today? Hehe, Happy Children's Day!

My greatest wish is to spend Children's Day, Youth Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day and Double Ninth Festival with you.

37. Today you are the biggest, and everything you say counts; Eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want; The wind blows gently for you and the rain falls gently for you; All the people spoil you. Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday!

38. Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat. May the wind, blowing a happy sail and carrying a boat that wishes children happiness, float to a happy you and gently greet: Happy June 1st!

39. Once upon a time, on Children's Day, you said: I don't like people, and I hate that you are my child. Now that June 1 is here again, you say that time is getting old and useless. Now there will be no za in June 16 1 year! I can see that you are extremely depressed.

40. It's good to watch children's programs on June 1st. Singing and dancing on the stage, the audience applauded. Parents and relatives all laughed, and they were surrounded by admiration. Worry has been forgotten, and live every second happily. Happy June 1st!

4 1, it's almost June 1 day, and you have grown up. There are some things you need to know: the sky is used for wind and rain, the land is used for planting flowers and grass, I am used to prove how lovely human beings are, and you are used for stewing vermicelli, dear.

42, the food is fragrant, how to taste without appetite; No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it's useless to be in no mood. Life is long, happiness is not far away, it's right beside you! Children's Day is coming, and I send you a happy childlike innocence!

43. Don't move, Rob! This is robbery! You got it? Take out your sadness, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, take off your sadness, here! Put this on, I will send happiness! Happy Children's Day!

44. Is repetition work or pleasure? Treasure can be a memory or a blessing. A small message, offering a deep friendship, greeting you, wishing you a happy Children's Day and all the best!

45. When sending you a time, first adjust it with memories, then click the happiness button, return to your best childhood, put on new clothes, sprinkle a little charm, catch a small fish and dial a river! Happy Children's Day!

46. What increases is age, but what remains unchanged is childlike innocence. It is children who grow tall, but innocence is constant. What is old is appearance, and what remains unchanged is childlike interest. Let the happiness of childhood continue and have a good mood with you on June 1st. Happy Children's Day.

47, walking is very cool, it is best to take the catwalk directly; The game is cool, it is best to climb trees; Singing is very cool, it is best to howl like a ghost; It's cold to sleep, so you'd better get the bedding wet. Children's Day is fun for you, who makes you happy every night!

48. Childhood is the most exciting and full of confidence; Childhood is the happiest and carefree. Childhood is a flower, childhood is a seed, full of vitality, full of vitality, recall childhood, recall childhood, happy Children's Day!

49. Just as the peony is in full bloom, swallows fly; Just like the rose is smiling and the cherry is ripening, this is the best time of the year! Peony is not as beautiful as you, cherry is not as red as you, little brother and little sister, happy Children's Day!

50. Do you remember your childhood songs, your mother's arms, the crisp whistle and the corner of the competition? Today is Children's Day. May you regain your childhood memories and stay young forever!

5 1, once a year, on this day when we wish all children in the world a happy Children's Day, let every adult go back to childhood and have a happy Children's Day with the purest feelings and hearts! Happy holidays!

52. June 1 ST is to tell life six ones: good health, happy family, successful career, good mood for life, good friends for life and good luck for life! May you have six ones in your life! Happy June 1st!

53. The flowers of the motherland, the stars of parents, the hearts of grandparents and their babies, today must be your happiest day. Happy Children's Day, baby!

54. Study hard, establish Ling Yunzhi, and be a new generation; Make progress every day, be the pillar, and create a great cause in the future.

55. This year is Children's Day, your festival. Don't play mobile phone today. If you play, don't receive text messages. If you know, don't read this book. Hey, you still watched it. Besides wishing you a happy holiday, I just want to say: the child is disobedient.

56. Time has carved the wind and frost on the face, and time has printed the memories on the heart. But childlike innocence is a state of mind. Even if time flies, cherish, cherish. You will always be young. Remember to be childlike on Children's Day!

57. When you see this message, congratulations. You stand out from 99 competitors. You won my love. Do you want to come out and celebrate?

58. Play a nursery rhyme to relive childhood; Take a look at fairy tales and rebuild a childlike interest; Calm down and regain your innocence; Children's Day is coming. I wish you a good mood every day, always smile and have a happy holiday.

59. Adults and children are always childlike, and children are easy to mature with adults.

60. Buds are your years, wrapped in green leaves; Summer is your festival, and songs are full of your books; Prosperity is your waiting, and colorful dreams come true with you. May happiness appear in front of you on Children's Day!

6 1, silly boy, silly boy, silly brain is so cute. He doesn't pick flowers from branches, but he wants to pick fruits from trees. If you are idle, you will react quickly, and when the opportunity comes, you will be slow. The heart is there, the dream is there, and the ordinary life is wonderful! Happy Children's Day!

62. A child aged 10 went to buy a condom. The shopkeeper gave him a small one, which he said was too small. So I put a big number on my head, and the shopkeeper was surprised to ask why, and replied, I asked the teacher what I played on June 1, and the teacher said, You play with a hammer.

63. The best thing in the world is childhood. What I remember most is the past, and what I miss most is that year. It's a pity that you and I haven't been children for many years, but now we just concentrate on making money; On Children's Day, I wish you happiness like childhood and eternal success!

64. Keep innocence and make life more interesting; Keep a few beautiful fairy tales to make life more hopeful; Childhood is limited, innocence is priceless. International Children's Day is coming. May you return to childlike innocence and be happy!

65. Because you sang last night, your neighbor's donkey barked three times, which was a shame. Your neighbor has filed a lawsuit in court. Please get a copy of the indictment from the court as soon as possible.

66. A packet of salt dates with 20 cents is also called "rat excrement" because of its appearance and color. It is salty, sweet and sour. Put one on the tip of your tongue, and it will be memorable. Adults said that tangerine peel was added to it to clear away heat and resolve phlegm.

I have never said a word to a girl, but today I want to say to you: I haven't robbed for a long time. Can you lend me some money?

68. When fashion falls in love with the earth, it will fall without hesitation, just for that moment; When the cloud falls in love with running water, it will fall without hesitation, just to solve the pain of acacia; When I miss you, I will not hesitate to pay a dime just to tell you: Happy June 1st, little P-boy!

69. Happy June 1 Guide: Always keep a childlike innocence, make two good friends, never chop and change, and feel colorful, lucky, healthy and happy. Happy Children's Day!

70. Do you know how I recognized you? When I first went to kindergarten, the teacher said, "It's three yuan for wetting the bed once, five yuan for two times and seven yuan for three times." I was just about to ask the teacher how much the monthly subscription is, when I saw you firmly raise your hand and say, "Teacher, I want to get an annual VIp membership card! \ "~ ~ Happy Children's Day!

7 1, don't move, grab! This is robbery! You got it? Take out your sadness, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, take off your sadness, here! Put this on, I will send happiness! Happy Children's Day.

72. When you wear open-backed pants, I miss your heart, your liver and your legs. Bless your feelings, bless your love, and bless your beauty when your nose runs. Children's Day is coming. May you grow up quickly and be happy!

73. "June 1" is a paradise for children, and "June 1" will make you happy; "June 1st" is your expectation. You can be passionate and enjoy family happiness on June 1st. In short, "June 1" will make you extremely excited and happy!

74. Pass on childlike innocence with handkerchiefs, praise childhood with songs, surround childlike innocence with flowers, and tell childlike interest with short messages. Children's Day is coming. I wish you youth. May you work like play and live like a child!

75. You are wearing a yellow man named Qiuhua, a red Chinese-style chest covering, a small white nipple in your mouth and licking your hands. You asked what happened to you today, and you said shyly, "People, people have thought about June 1 today!" "

76. The other day, I saw you chop a pig with a knife. The pig ran to a dead end and only heard the pig shout, "We were born from the same root, so why should we fry each other!" "

77. Secret: Wrap the mobile phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

78. Spring is your childhood; Flowers are your smiling face. You put the teacher's teachings on your chest like a red scarf, and you hide your mother's nagging in your schoolbag. On the blackboard, the teacher's chalk says wish, I wish you a happy and safe Children's Day!

79. Oh, my mother almost made a joke today. You don't know. I don't know why. My crotch is broken. An aunt on the road pointed and said, why don't you pay attention to such an adult? I quickly said, oh, who told me today is June 1 ~

80. National Children's Day, I wish the present children, retired over-age children, leading children with children, lonely Dink children, personality children with children's mentality and senior children with children's hearts a happy holiday!

8 1, want happiness? No problem. Do you want some candy? That's good. Want to play with mud? I will stay with you. Want to wear little red flowers? I will see you off. Want to bite your thumb? Want to wet the bed? Whatever you want. Who told you that today is your holiday? Happy June 1st!

82. In the garden, flowers bloom and fall, and a hundred flowers blossom; One by one, so cute, so cute; A short message, flying around happily, flying over happily; I wish you a happy Children's Day!

83. On Children's Day, I wish you every day as lively and lovely as a child, as honest and kind as a child, as pure and curious as a child, and as enterprising as a child. But don't be naughty, let alone wet the kang at night!

84, glass marbles rolling iron ring, mahogany Excalibur Tangram, colorful childhood, seven colors childlike innocence is the most romantic. Children's Day is coming, release yourself, throw yourself into nature, enjoy singing and playing, and let childlike innocence last forever!

85. Children's Day is coming. Let's wake up the sleeping childlike innocence, recall the forgotten beauty, discard the growing troubles and look for the treasure of happiness. Old people are not old. Happy Children's Day to the over-aged P children in advance!

86. You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, too thick-skinned and not cheap enough. Too axial when working, too fleshy when driving. Playing mahjong is too smelly to tell jokes.

87. When the world becomes more and more complicated, you can keep a simple and innocent heart; When everyone is pursuing maturity and stability, you can also send a greeting on the occasion of Children's Day: May you be as happy as a child and as happy as a child!

88. Make a face at the trouble and scare it away; Tie sadness to the bull's-eye and throw darts; Stuff depression into firecrackers and ignite the explosion; Let the loss get into football and fly a leg. It's Children's Day soon. See who's upset, and do your best!