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The love of senior sister
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In the autumn of 2005, I became a college student with honor.
On this day, the sun is shining and the autumn is crisp. When I came to the university gate with my suitcase, the lifelike stone lion, the alloy gate more than ten meters long, and the row of seniors holding the banner of "Welcome New Students" at the school gate gave us recruits an egg shaped thing a violent shock.
There is a senior in the crowd who stands out. Sunlight scattered on her, like a lamp through a haze. The graceful figure and slender neck make people drool. A pair of peach eyes, a stiff nose and a small cherry mouth make people yearn for it.
I am immersed in appreciating the beauty of my senior. Suddenly, the flagpole of "Welcome New Students" tilted and the crowd began to stir. Senior and senior students rushed at us at a speed of 100 meters, like wolves. That beautiful senior rushed to the front, grabbed my suitcase and turned and ran.
I screamed in fear: "Senior, don't rob my box, you rob me."
The senior turned around, gave me a supercilious look and said, "I'm not interested in you."
I said, "Sister, why did you rob my box?"
The senior gave me another white look: "It is everyone's responsibility to receive new students. Help carry the box, 10 yuan. "
I was shocked at once. Isn't this a robbery? But I was embarrassed to say it, so I made a detour: "Senior, I am a big man ..."
Before I finished speaking, my senior sister took it and said, "You are a big man, but only 10 yuan." There are beautiful women waiting on you, and you are still picky? "
Me: "I ..."
Senior saw that I couldn't say one, two, three and four, and immediately held out her hand to me: "Please pay."
I have no face, so I have to pay.
Senior is very talkative and told me a lot about the school, including its history, school area, where the school building is, etc., which made me feel the care of senior and made me feel that 10 yuan was well spent.
The senior sent me downstairs to the boys' dormitory and turned around and left. I quickly stopped her and said, "Senior, won't you help me with the money?"
The senior tut tut with disdain, looked me up and down, and finally stopped at my crotch and said, "I don't know if I took you to the wrong dormitory."
I was surprised and said, "Really?"
The senior said, "You may be a woman."
Me: "I ..."
"Girls can't enter the boys' dormitory. Pay attention to yourself and don't worry. " Senior sister said, swinging her ponytail and left. She was dashing and handsome like a horse.
As a result, at the beginning of school, the teacher gave each of us a school manual, which was exactly the same as that introduced by our senior sister.
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The second time I met my senior, I was in the school cafeteria.
Senior students wearing red armbands, like a butterfly, are running around the hall, maintaining the order of the canteen. She looks like a neighbor's aunt, especially fierce. As long as anyone doesn't line up well, she will go up and yell at him. Whoever doesn't put the plate back after dinner, as long as she sees it in time, will go up and remind him angrily.
I am proud of having such an acquaintance, so I pushed past my classmates in the front row, cut in line and greeted her with a big smile: "Hi, senior, meet you again."
Who knows, the senior glanced at me, and the doubts in his eyes passed away, and then said, "Don't be intimate, don't jump the queue. Go, go, go to the end of the line. "
I was like a thunderbolt, and I stood there. I can't believe that a ten-dollar friendship is so fragile.
"Classmate, didn't you hear? There is a line at the end of the team. " The seniors didn't have time to talk to me at all, pushing me to the end.
As I was pushed away, I asked, "Senior, do you still remember the ten dollars at the school gate?"
This time, it was the turn of the senior to pause and say, "I received a lot of tens that day." Which one are you? "
I was speechless and had to queue up at the end of the line in tears.
I don't know if I am predestined friends with seniors, or if seniors are really everywhere. Later, I met her when I was watching a movie in the stepped classroom of the school, but I watched a movie and she showed it. I met her at the school skating rink, but I went skating. She is in charge of skates. I met her at the badminton court, but I went to play and she looked after the court.
So later I asked her, "Senior, why are you everywhere?"
The senior replied, "Because the senior is poor."
At that time, I thought my senior would make a fortune by hard work. It is unreasonable for a person who can take pictures and get separated like a senior to make a fortune.
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Once, when I was shopping in town, I saw my senior and a boy pandering at the gate of the shopping mall.
I looked at them as if they were watching the excitement, wishing I could have a light stick and peanuts in my hand, while chanting nursery rhymes of "see-saw, see-saw, grandma's house, singing drama" in my heart.
Senior, sharp-eyed, saw me from afar and immediately pushed the gigolo away. She quickly rushed to my side, hugged me, and said to the chasing gigolo, "This is my new boyfriend, so get out of here."
The gigolo suddenly swore and was about to rush up and hit me. I saw the senior instantly let go of me and kicked the gigolo's crotch, which made me shrink my legs. Then she clapped her hands, came back to me and dragged me away. When she left, she said, "love rat."
I asked her curiously, "Senior, what is this?"
Senior said calmly, "He has been pestering me behind my back."
I said, "This kind of person should fight. You should have let me hit him just now. "
The senior suddenly sighed and said, "Forget it, after all, we were in love."
I said, "Who knows if he put a star sticker on your face when he loved you."
Senior changed her face and said, "You want to die."
So, I became a pig head, but since then, my seniors have treated me much better. I finally know her name is Nie Fei.
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In her sophomore year, Nie Fei found another boyfriend, but this boyfriend doesn't live in school every weekend. Nie Fei suspected that he might have changed, so he followed her boyfriend out of school one weekend and found that her boyfriend actually walked into the hotel with a girl from another school. She was heartbroken, grabbed the broom and rushed into the hotel, and caught it red-handed.
She later bought two cans of beer and asked me out to sit on the playground and drink.
"Why do you say?" Senior sister's voice choked.
"You may not be in good health." I'll be honest.
"Nonsense. I have never been sick since I was a child. "
"I didn't mean that. What I said is that you may have a constitutional provocation against love rat. "
Nie flew to my face and smashed a beer can, then hugged his knees and began to cry.
I rubbed my face and asked my senior, "Those beautiful boys in love rat are not good-looking. Why do you like them? "
The senior took a sip of beer and said, "It looks good at first sight, but good at second sight."
I have black hair and take out my mobile phone to look at myself. Then I asked my senior, "What do you think of me?"
Who knows that as soon as I finished asking, she gave me a look and cried with her hands around her knees and said, "You don't look good anywhere."
Although my young heart is hurt, I still want to borrow her shoulder to make her cry more comfortably.
So I reached out and hooked her shoulder.
Who knows that as soon as she raised her hand and hit me on the nose, my nosebleed flowed out uncontrollably and dyed my skirt red all over the floor.
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Since then, the senior has never had a boyfriend, has been working hard to make money, and has become more and more obsessed with money.
Occasionally, my senior is too busy, so I will do some odd jobs for her. She will settle my account in full, and I won't lose a penny. Later, because I was in * * *, she recommended me to the student union, which made me very grateful.
When she was a junior, she became the vice president of the student union, and her reputation in the school was in full swing. Because she is also beautiful, she chased her from the canteen to the dormitory.
But the senior didn't even look at those people.
"These are all gigolo." With a snort of cold, Senior Sister spoke the universal essence of this world.
"What kind of boyfriend is the senior looking for?"
"A ..." The senior bit his finger and thought for a long time and said, "A man who listens to me and can support my work."
"That's still a beautiful boy."
"Get out."
But once I tried my best and finally invited Xue Xuechang to the canteen to buy me milk tea, but I saw a picture of a boy in her wallet. I asked her who she was, but she kept silent and quickly put her wallet in her bag.
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The senior didn't follow the crowd to take the postgraduate entrance examination, but when she was practicing, she entered the society like a drop of water.
Instead of looking for a professional company, she joined a sales company and became a salesman. In her words, there is more money to sell.
Sure enough, senior sales is really a good hand. She is bilingual and has twice as many customers as others, so she earned money from others for half a year in the first quarter. The manager of their department thought she had found the treasure, corrected her in advance and gave her a basic salary.
On the first day of employment, she invited me to dinner, and I realized that I was her only friend in college.
I asked, "Don't you have a best friend?"
She said, "No common goal, no common goal."
I said, "I'm not obsessed with money. How can I be the same? "
She was so angry that she struck the table and said, "Because you are cheap, I was so angry that I couldn't forget you in college for four years."
Everyone around us turned to look at our table, thinking that the young couple had quarreled and broke up, and they all looked curious. I quickly explained, misunderstood, misunderstood.
Then I asked my senior in a low voice, "Fei Jie, how much do you have to earn before you give up?"
She cocked her head for a moment and said, "About1million."
"Why?"
"Why do you ask so many questions?"
As a result, the mystery of seniors is getting stronger and stronger.
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Nie Fei's work is getting busier and busier, and I am about to face my graduation defense, so the contact between us is getting less and less. Just occasionally chat about the recent situation on SMS, and it is also the end of the month. Nie Fei said that short message packages were inexhaustible and wasteful, so he sent me several.
After another month, I received a text message from my senior as usual, but this time the text message made me confused: "Do you like Mayday?"
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't know the meaning of this short message, so I answered her truthfully: "May is late spring and early summer. It is neither cold nor hot, and the climate is pleasant. I still like it. "
My senior didn't reply to my text messages for a long time until I was going to sleep, and then she gave me three words: "bumpkin."
However, although my senior said so, she sent me a short message two days later, saying, "I have two tickets for the May Day concert. Let's go together. "
I have to admit, I was really a bumpkin at that time. I don't know what the concert is, and I don't know how the seniors took the wrong medicine. Suddenly asked me to see it, but I just agreed in a daze.
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When we arrived, the scene was already crowded with people, and the staff at the ticket gate were already in a hurry. Some police comrades set up a cordon to maintain order.
I was stunned by the scene in front of me, so I asked Nie Fei, "Senior, there are so many people, are we really going to join in the fun?"
The senior looked crazy, as if he was not listening to me at all, just dragging me into the crowd.
Unwilling, I shouted to her again: "Senior, there are so many people, please go."
"What?" This is her reply, and then I entered the football field with her.
There are no seats in our tickets, so we have to stand in the back row. She took out sticks such as glow sticks, fairy wand and snowflake sticks from her backpack and handed them to me. I looked at her blankly.
Her mouth is moving, but I can't hear her voice. There are sound waves everywhere. Then she bent the glow stick in front of me. The glow stick glowed green in the dark, and I could follow suit and wave it in the air like her.
On the front stage of the crowd, there was a huge pendant, and I couldn't help vomiting at Nie Fei:
"Senior! This is also DNA creation. Is he going to let people on the spot? "
"What?"
"It's so noisy, senior."
"What?"
"Why don't you start? Senior sister. "
"What did you say? Speak louder. "
"Senior, you are an ugly ghost."
"What?"
"Senior, you are an ugly ghost!"
"What?"
I shouted higher and higher. Anyway, seniors can't hear you. I waved a light stick and snorted: "Senior is an ugly ghost!" "
Who knows that fireworks flashed on the stage, and there were almost tens of thousands of people under the stage. Suddenly, the group was quiet for a while, but I still didn't know. I shouted, "Senior is an ugly ghost!" "
As a result, the nosebleed flowed again.
I have to say that it makes sense for a star to hold a live concert to attract so many people. Even people who don't listen to music on weekdays are excited.
One of the songs was called "Content" when it was released. I think the melody is very beautiful, especially pleasant to hear, but when I turned to look at Nie Fei, I found her eyes were red, her nose was red, and her tears were covered with makeup. She really turned into an ugly ghost.
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After the concert ended successfully, I plugged my nostrils and sent the ugly senior home. She rented a house in Hongkou, and there happened to be a vacancy at home. It's not good for me to cross the area so late. I was invited by (Dead Skin).
I said, "senior, just lock the door at night, otherwise it's not good for you to be an animal." I might as well be an animal. "
The senior gave me a friendly white look and said, "Get out."
As a result, we didn't sleep that night, ordered two or three cases of beer and sat in the chicken pot downstairs of her house all night.
I still remember the worried eyes of the chicken pot boss at that time.
But that night, my senior's secret was made public to me.
After two glasses of beer, she said a fact that shocked me: "I was cut by a pretty boy again."
Me: "Do you really have this constitution?"
Nie Fei: "Why do you think you have hundreds of concert tickets?"
Me: "What's so good about him this time?"
Nie Fei: "Come back."
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After two glasses of beer, she told me another shocking fact: "I quit my job and am going abroad."
"Go abroad? Go to Africa? "
"Get out."
She didn't say where she was going, but a few minutes later, after a few drinks, she told me the reason: "I'm going to find him."
"who?"
"A love rat."
"You save one million, just to go abroad to find love rat? Don't, senior, I can slag, or I will slag you? "
"Get out."
It turns out that love rat was Nie Fei's first love.
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My senior has gone abroad. On the day I left, I went to the airport to see her off. She gave me a hug. In her words, she got used to the hug ceremony in advance.
She cut my hair and said, "I'm just your best friend." Although I missed you a little before, every time I think of your honesty, I am not excited. Maybe I am destined to dedicate myself to love rat in this life. "
"Senior, I think you are actually quite scum."
"Oh?"
"Because you are thinking about love rat, which is far away from home, you talked about three love rat from college to graduation."
Senior gave me a charming supercilious look and turned away, like a horse.
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I have never seen Nie Fei again, and I don't know which country she went to.
Later, at a class reunion, I found that one of my classmates turned out to be a high school alumnus in Nie Fei.
She told me such a thing: a senior in their school is very beautiful and her boyfriend is very handsome. I heard that they were going to enter the same university, but the day before filling in their volunteers, her boyfriend told her that he had cheated and fell in love with someone else.
"Do you know what happened later?" The classmates twisted their bodies and their faces were full of gossip.
I shook my head and said, "I don't know."
"That senior was very grumpy, made all kinds of troubles, and finally found out the truth."
I looked at the classmate who was talking excitedly and had a black line all over his face and said, "What makes sense?"
The classmate added, "It turned out that the senior didn't know when he would come back because he was going to study abroad, so he wanted the senior not to wait for him, so he simply lied. But the senior passed away later. Do you know why? "
This classmate sold another lock at the critical moment.
"Why?"
"It turned out that he went abroad is false! The senior actually got cancer, just like a Russian doll, he made up a lie and finally lied to his senior sister. "
(End of the full text. )
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