Who has an April Fool's Day cheat message?

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1, girlfriend! When I have money, I will flush your toilet with remy martin, light your cigarette with US dollar bills and use 999 roses.

Give you a bubble bath, take you to work by Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay？

Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back!

In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life!

Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~

3. The leaders who congratulate you on Christmas are: she has no underwear in Iran; Panasonic belt in Japan; surname

Prostitutes in China; Soft and hard in Vietnam; Romania's anxious trousers were torn; Saudi Arabia is still moving.

You can't get it, you can't touch it and you can't touch it. . .

4. A farmer will kill the chicken tomorrow and feed it at night, saying, Eat quickly, this is your last meal! See you the next day

The chicken has been lying down, leaving a suicide note: I ate rat poison, you can't eat me, and I'm not fucking good.

Got it ~!

A mosquito stung on his left arm and took a long drink. You were awakened by a sting. You should hit the mosquito first and then wave your right hand.

At the moment of the child, the mosquito said to you: Your blood can flow in my body! !

6. You look happy dragging a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade,

Depends on who he's with. "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

7. People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless and drinking is easy to get drunk.

Bennett is tired, he can't rob yet, he has to pay taxes to make money, and he even has to pay for texting pigs ~!