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Say a few classic confession lines

First, "We should fall in love every day, not meet every day. We just need to be sad and moved, and we should never have daily necessities ... "-The wish described by singer Huang Shujun in the old song has come true today. In some big cities in China, some men and women choose the "five plus two" lifestyle, that is, they go their separate ways for five working days and get together on weekends. The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love. -At the end of the movie "Emotional Sage", Zhang Xiaoxian's classic quotations were tampered with. Third, a broken jar has its own broken lid, and a broken man has his own love! -female writer Zhao Zhao said in "What to move, don't move your feelings". On the surface, love is more like hatred than friendship. -the lines of the hit TV series "I really want to fall in love". Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss. -the punch line of the TV series "Swing Girl". Six, the three theories of excellent men: a few women value their eyes, and very few women value their eyes. -the saying circulating among college students. Being with him is not afraid of death or living, and living to a very old age ...-one of the conditions of an ideal lover. Eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work, eight hours of love. -Xiao Qiang's ideal "March 8" life state. Your face is too big to block my sunshine. I want to break up with you. -The lines in the Korean drama "Miss Mermaid" are the most ingenious reasons for breaking up. Ten, often say "I'm sorry", say "ok, dear". -The Guinness World Records Editorial Board confirmed the love secret of Percy and Florence Smith, the British couple with the longest marriage record in the world. Percy 105, Florence 100. They have been married for 80 years. Eleven, you must find a good woman, she doesn't have to be too smart or too stupid; Not too old and not too young. Remember, this woman must be able to wash clothes and cook. -Saddam Hussein's advice on choosing a spouse for the soldiers guarding him. As long as our love can continue, I will be loyal. I can love you until we break up, I am willing until I don't want to. -Nowadays, the most popular wedding vows in America, people think that the traditional vows "Till death do us part" are too general and old-fashioned, so they are keen on more affordable declarations. Julia Roberts and his second husband, Daniel Maud, vowed to "love, support but not obey", while sandra bullock vowed to "love you forever if our engine can run." Thirteen, love for men is like a picture hanging in an empty heart; For women, it's like listening to music-a room may be decorated with several paintings at the same time, but only one melody is allowed to flow. -Chai Menwen, a Japanese cartoonist and author of Love Story in Tokyo, described the differences between men and women in their views on love. Fourteen, in a few seconds of meeting, most people make a decision whether to continue their relationship, and some people even need only 3 seconds. Psychologists at the University of Pennsylvania in the United States said in a research report that for most young men and women, they will quickly determine whether they are "destined" with each other on the first date. I'm disappointed. Where can a 40-year-old man who doesn't smoke, drink or go to a bar find a date? Sixteen, the legal age of marriage for men is 22 years old, and the legal age of soldiers is 17 years old. It can be seen that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy. -In modern society, women's bargaining position is obviously higher than that of men, especially in the family, which is why they have such ridicule. 17. Wife means washing, ironing, falling out, etc. -someone writes an article to explain the meaning of his wife. 18. Marry a man whose salary is at least 357 1.4 yuan. -a netizen's happiness index about unmarried women through a series of calculations. 19. All smokers who hold this certificate are plump virgins, with correct work style and no pests and diseases. Please feel free to use them. The validity period is 13 14 years; Awarded by the International Beauty Federation. -Some people in Chongqing market printed the "chastity certificate" and "license to pick up girls" on special cigarette cases and lighters for public sale. Twenty, he must be older than me, even if it is only one day; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more. -said a 38-year-old unmarried female white-collar worker in Guangzhou. At present, 70% of young women in Guangdong are older, and the relevant departments are encouraging siblings to fall in love to solve the marriage problem. They also said that some older women's backward concept of choosing a spouse is one of the reasons why they are still waiting for their girlfriends. Twenty-one, marriage is wrong, having children is wrong, divorce is consciousness, remarriage is stubbornness, and separation is complete consciousness. -Professor Huang of Northwestern University said: I love you, BMW. -A female college student posted a courtship card on a BMW. For the sake of my family, I manage gender relations within the framework of cross-strait relations every day and promote cross-strait relations on the basis of gender relations. Now that I have two children, this has become the most substantial achievement of my promotion of cross-strait relations. -said an assistant professor in Taiwan Province province, because his wife is a mainland girl. Twenty-four, men look for excitement, and women are more stimulated. -said an employee of a one-night stand club in Chongqing. Twenty-five, I am young, and my husband is worried. -A beauty advertisement. Twenty-six, once cried for you, now live for you; I will die for you and devote my life to you. -This poem in the best-selling Korean love novel "Chrysanthemum" is regarded by Kong as a Korean woman's ode to a man. Twenty-seven, big faint in marriage, small faint in bed. -Married people laugh at themselves. Twenty-eight, falling in love, doing hair and eating out are all the same. No matter how hard you try, no matter how step by step, you will be lucky and will be hit. -columnist yee sejia said. Twenty-nine, if I can't find the feeling of loving someone all my life, how I have failed myself. -Many people suspect that Li will cheat Faye Wong and let her down, but Faye Wong herself is very open-minded, so she responded. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. -Some people say that.

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