Happy April Fool's Day: A message from a pig

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

Baby pig's echo: you are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. It's a literary pig, and the pigs in the inner world are talking!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it. You have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for sending messages to pigs.

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

After taking a short rest with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!" "